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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - doctorcolonel
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#16 - titaniums
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User avatar #100 to #16 - nyawgga
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i love lamp
#83 to #16 - arnarinn
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#11 - infinitereaper
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Mitochondria also has it's own separate DNA
#12 to #11 - anon id: 5ee55f46
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Every goddamn cell has genetic material
User avatar #66 to #12 - brenton
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Oh honey, you must be confused. Mitochondria are organelles inside a cell, not individual cells themselves. Please try to pay a little more attention in your next science course.
#146 to #66 - anon id: 21d20620
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well... but he isn't wrong... just out of context
#32 to #12 - ninn
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idk but that stupid/uneducated comment made my day
idk but that stupid/uneducated comment made my day
#18 to #12 - anon id: 94f71b72
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You're a dumb ************, ************.
User avatar #65 to #11 - brenton
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It's believed that mitochondria were once individual prokaryotic organisms, but were phagocytized and adapted for energy-generating purposes by early eukaryotic organisms. Also, mitochondrial DNA is the only genetic material that comes entirely from one parent. Our mitochondrial DNA is the exact same as our mother's, since sperm cells do not contain mitochondria.
User avatar #91 to #65 - biomedic
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Sperm cells contain many many many mitochondria, it's how they get the energy to keep swimming without dying for like 3 days. But you're right in that we inherit mtDNA from our mothers.
User avatar #104 to #91 - brenton
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"While female eggs contain lots of mitochondria, male sperm contains only a few, which are lost after fertilization."
science.howstuffworks.com/life/evolution/female-ancestor1.htm

I was wrong, they do have some mitochondria, but not many. They all are just degraded when fertilization occurs, and the genetic information in the sperm is the only thing that is transferred and used.
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#28 to #25 - misfitsftw
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make it say "meth"
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#153 to #58 - strangesir
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Oh hey, the image I was actually looking for but couldn't find.
#48 to #47 - crazyinfamous
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#53 to #50 - strangesir
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That's not a whole lot.
#88 to #53 - atkissonbr
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#93 to #88 - naruchu
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Am I doing it right?
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#9 - anon id: 87d12a1a
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Why the hell is number 3 the one thing everyone remembers?
#33 to #9 - anon id: ecfdbd6e
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You don't forget cell matters
User avatar #42 to #9 - bjornkrage
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well i mostly remember it because i had an exam on it last week.
User avatar #110 to #9 - ICEDgrunge
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I'm never gonna forget the quadratic formula either.
#77 to #9 - revisandbutthead
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For some reason I forgot 99% of stuff about cells from biology, but I still remember mitochondria...
For some reason I forgot 99% of stuff about cells from biology, but I still remember mitochondria...
#20 to #9 - neurofuzzy
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I remember the numbers 1-5 also, not just 3.
#27 to #9 - umppis
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what is this 3 youre speaking of
#15 - doodogger
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I don't get it.
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User avatar #61 to #21 - theprocrastibator
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Grade 10? More like grade 8.
User avatar #30 to #21 - doodogger
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I know what ******* mitochondria are, but what is the me and everyone is a piece of ****?
User avatar #22 to #21 - sasorikingofrocks
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I lold because I was 9th grade biology 10th grade physics...
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User avatar #36 to #21 - zaxzwim
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that must be why i don't get it not have taken bio and all
User avatar #31 to #21 - doodogger
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Bitch I'm probably older than you.
User avatar #39 to #31 - goodguygary
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on the internet, nobody knows you're an old person
#67 to #39 - anon id: a3d3bf70
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Not true-- on FJ their are sum SHADY characters- did sum AWFUL THINGS TO SOME WINDERFUL PEOPLE/ STILL ARR/ A WOMAN OF 58- GRAMM THEY TORMENT HER FOR HER HER HUSBAND/ watchers for years WHO HACK BETTER KNOW ADDRESSE/ IP/ REROUTINGS ETC. THEY SAT AS NEIGHBOR'S LAST NIGHT @ PARTY- LEGAL HAD A BALL$$$$$$ THANKS MRS ????? OH MS ????? LIGHTS STRIPPER PARTIES AFTER KUDS LEAVE/ UNUCIRN BROTHEL HOYSE HAVE PISTING THRU OTHER SITE/ SHE TAPES ME ILLEGALLY. YEARS. SCORNED WOMAN MS BERETTA HAS HAD UT sshhh not allowed to tell WON'T -PROMISE I NEVER LIE. SHE PUSSES UN MY HOYSE N POSTED IT/ we have pictures/ flies
#71 to #15 - insanepyromania
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<- This must be you then
User avatar #154 to #71 - doodogger
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Uhh, bullying? Is that what this comes from? I came from schools that had lots of seemingly evil relentless bullies, yet I was only bullied a little at first. I simply didn't acknowledge their existence at first and then taught them that it's probably not the best idea to **** with me.

Anyway if this isn't about bullying, then what is it about?

Please enlighten me.
User avatar #17 to #15 - bitchplzzz
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Piece of ****!
User avatar #73 - supermegasherman
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cursive is a waste of time?
User avatar #137 to #73 - imaginariness
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I can only write cursive with my first and last name. I may as well write with my feet trying to write my middle name...
#5 - Frenchfriday
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PE taught me #3 far more effectively than school ever could.
#38 to #5 - zsabber
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I love how they explain some of the attack in an almost achievable way
#114 to #5 - thefinalexam
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That game... brings back so much memories
User avatar #6 to #5 - OldSnake
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iunderstoodthatreference.exe
#112 - harryblazer
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>its aparently still hilarious to make sexy moaning sounds despire being 17 ******* years old
>if someone tries to fight you, you're supposed to let it happen until the possibility that a teacher wil see it and feel like stopping it, or you'll be suspended
>if some ******* kills themselves on the other side of the country, you must attend as assembly and be told how awful you all are for 2 hours
>if some ******* drinks and crashes their car on the other side of the country, same rues appy
>the school DJ 4DM1Nistation is only out to cover there own, and will always blame you if they **** up
>the guidance department will place you where they want to, and be angry if you dont enjoy it
>standerdize testing is not teaching
>if you're not an straightA honor-roll ass kisser, then the school doesnt give a **** about you

"you'll miss it sooo much, best years of your life" my cherry red ass
User avatar #148 to #112 - danniegurl
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There was a gun threat, one kid threatened and planned with another to murder someone, and 5 kids (some who'd gone to the school, some hadn't) and 1 adult killed one other kid, chopping him up and burning the pieces, and I never heard of any school doing any sort of assembly in out area.
#156 to #112 - assumingcontrol
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My school got made into an academy about a year ago, suddenly they've made the days longer (without paying the teachers more for the extra amount of time they spend at work) the headteacher and the guidance counsellor just decided on a new timetable without asking any of the other teachers or students what they think the worst part is that they actually tried to cover it up. Like they suddenly told us about the new timetable in this big assembly and were saying stuff like "the days arent any longer" it's ridiculous.

My school is China.
#26 - stocxt
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An atom's atomic number is equal to the protons in its nucleus!
and a cell's nucleus contains the genetic material. Prokaryotic cells don't have a nucleus.
AND GALACTICAMARU IS A PROKARYOTIC BEING
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That explains everything!