God Damn It

These people on Omegle are so sex starved that they become delusional and think everyone is a girl just waiting to hop on their dicks no matter how much you tell them otherwise!
Pic sort of related!

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3

#14 to #8 - newborn (06/28/2013) [-]

i find it more likely to be a phishing bot trying to get you to activate the supplied link.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3

#35 to #14 - coolcalx ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]

it was a facebook link, bro. you don't activate a facebook link.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#58 to #8 - mrhotwings (06/28/2013) [-]

I went on Omegle just to see if I can find someone to talk to about games and whatnot, and chat after chat there was somebody asking ASL or they talked for a little bit and then said ASL. God dammit Omegle.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1

#120 to #58 - uchihalovers (06/28/2013) [-]

people get laid on omegle video chat... in a sort... but sluts DO go on there..

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#43 to #8 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]

Jokes on you, earlier met a guy that didn't want sex in their roleplay.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +6

#50 to #43 - killinkyle (06/28/2013) [-]

You go on Omegle...

To find non sexual roleplay.

wat

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2

#51 to #50 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]

That's most girl's logic. \o/
Also met a guy who wanted a girl to roleplay as a mother, with a sexual roleplay involving a 11 year old gay boy and a 8 year old girl.

Omegle.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +1

#53 to #51 - killinkyle (06/28/2013) [-]

do people not realize there are places for roleplay not filled with perverted 15 year olds?

or is this todays internet?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#55 to #53 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]

I have no idea.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#116 to #50 - jonball (06/28/2013) [-]

my first time i was on omegle i found a nice guy sitting in the army which didn't even mention gender og age at all. We talked about all sorts of **** for about 3 ******* hours... i regret later that i didn't save the log

0

#52 to #50 - killinkyle has deleted their comment [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1

#151 to #8 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]

so many posts and comments lately willi
are you the new phanact?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#152 to #151 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]

Lol, why did you comment on this 4 months after I posted it?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1

#153 to #152 - konradkurze (02/02/2014) [-]

cant remember

usually when i post on old comments its because the more recent are made on peoples profiles set to hidden, so id guess you did that and i had to get the first comment of yours i could reply to

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#154 to #153 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]

Lol, what's funny about your post is that I've given up posting regulary on FJ, now I just come for the laughs!

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply -1

#155 to #154 - konradkurze (02/02/2014) [-]

someone actually comes to FJ to laugh?

not bitch about peoples opinions?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#156 to #155 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]

Lol, people having different opinions is usually what makes me laugh!

Hide Hide All +Fav (4) Reply +151

#27 - whiplasher (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

This is the kind of **** which makes Steve inject heroin.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +4

#30 to #27 - wilvine **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +2

#38 to #27 - derezed ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2

#29 to #27 - kevintk (06/28/2013) [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (3) Edit Image Reply +143

#16 - bbqbacon (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Who asks why they are retarded?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +15

#24 to #16 - Protomix (06/28/2013) [-]

i think he was asking why he thought he was retarded, not that makes it any better but hey

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +6

#19 to #16 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]

Retards.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#107 to #16 - rodagnihc (06/28/2013) [-]

why?

Hide Hide All +Fav (3) Edit Image Reply +55

#95 - Loopholes (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Jeez, Steve must be on her period, am I right fellas?!

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +4

#98 to #95 - BraindeadBuddha (06/28/2013) [-]

**** man, you got me good. I love FJ's comment section

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2

#99 to #95 - lucianolp (06/28/2013) [-]

This guy right here

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +48

#7 - hipsophobadon (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Do not google adam and steve

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3

#40 to #7 - uchihalovers (06/28/2013) [-]

Googled it, it was good

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +1

#141 to #7 - irebelliiious (06/28/2013) [-]

I saw nothing wrong

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1

#129 to #7 - ryander (06/28/2013) [-]

googled it. i don't know what i expected

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#144 to #7 - ookichinchindesu (06/28/2013) [-]

Eve made Steve. Next question

Hide Hide All +Fav (1) Edit Image Reply +41

#49 - DJFatcat (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

It's about as bad as a boy named Sue

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3

#68 to #49 - whiplasher (06/28/2013) [-]

Johnny Cash is a legend.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +31

#70 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)

This guy may be Turkish or something and have no idea about Anglo-Saxon names. Would you have any idea what gender the name Cagri is?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#105 to #70 - finni (06/28/2013) [-]

He should have gotten the point after a while though. I mean come on. And unless he uses google translate, he should know that Steve is a boy's name.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#87 to #70 - alekksandar (06/28/2013) [-]

He IS turkish, this post was uncensored at first and there was a link to his facebook account.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#84 to #70 - uchihalovers (06/28/2013) [-]

That guy is definitly turkish because he uses the letter "i" without the dot and his name is "Adem" which is just the turkish version of the name "Adam".

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#86 to #84 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]

I should know that, my name is Adem.

-1

#90 to #70 - recio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3

#91 to #90 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]

Because most people don't know that fact without looking it up

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1

#80 to #70 - dontknowmeatall (06/28/2013) [-]

He has internet. That means a)He probably has a TV and b)He found this website by interacting with other people. Therefore, maybe not difficult names like Andre or Jamal, but he definitely can understand the gender of one of the most common English names.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#88 to #80 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]

I wouldn't assume that a Turkish person who could speak basic English would definitely know of the name Steve. Just because he may of been taught English in school, it doesn't mean that he has had any interaction with western culture.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -2

#75 to #70 - djscooter (06/28/2013) [-]

Yes i do! its a unisex name !!! If google knows, I know ! xD

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#79 to #75 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]

So if Google knows something, then you know something. Shhhhiiiiiieeeeet.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#83 to #79 - djscooter (06/28/2013) [-]

?Something? whats that?!?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +26

#26 - tobistrigoivii ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Pleased to meet you, Girl named Steve.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +5

#31 to #26 - EnergizierAnon (06/28/2013) [-]

can i just call you steve for short?

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +1

#37 to #31 - tobistrigoivii ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2

#101 to #26 - lieutenantderp ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]

We meet again, Mr. A Pimp named Slickback

Hide Hide All +Fav (3) Edit Image Reply +25

#15 - heafi (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

0

#22 to #15 - lildj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (2) Edit Image Reply +19

#72 - poniesnstuff (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

k bby k. cal me bby.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#122 to #72 - alltimetens (06/28/2013) [-]

Y HALO THUR*

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0

#114 to #72 - dumbasshunter (06/28/2013) [-]

add mi, add mi bro, i haz reconz, k? k bro? add mi, k? plexxyploxplz? k? k. kthnxbai.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +13

#17 - Kabutops (06/28/2013) [-]

Because of his conversation with a noth-so-bright person, Steve shortly returned to heroin afterwards

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +10

#113 - dumbasshunter (06/28/2013) [-]

there are people at my school who are naturally this stupid. i actually said to one of my friends (female, beta as **** ) about feminism, and its flaws, and she replied "i dont care about lesbianism"

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +7

#63 - atrumaliger (06/28/2013) [-]

You'll never get a proper boy, Steve, if you keep acting like that.

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +7

#39 - deathrinder (06/28/2013) [-]

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +7

#21 - SILENCEnight (06/28/2013) [-]

**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4932487 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I kinda want his facebook profile so i can message him about this

Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +6

#119 - pikininja (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)