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#11 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
The love of cinnamon toast crunch exists in a quantum state.
It only exists when not observed by adults.
Trust me, I am science.
#99 to #11 - iamscience (06/28/2013) [-]
IMPOSTER !
#71 to #11 - kinnikinnik (06/28/2013) [-]
no, you are phoenix
#65 to #11 - strangesir (06/28/2013) [-]
Dear Science,

I have a friend who is a great follower of science, and he and I hope that someday, somehow, it will be possible to genetically mutate people into other beings, such as anthropomorphic bipedal animals. Basically furries. Do you think this is possible and would you let such knowledge come to this generation?

Signed,
StrangeSir
#144 to #65 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
I think it would take a very long time and a lot of ethically challenging engineering to do so. It would require gene therapy over generation after generation, and that's only after we've mastered the technology of embryo manipulation on humans. It's possible, I think.
#145 to #144 - strangesir (06/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. Thank you for this enlightening knowledge.
User avatar #45 to #11 - agitatedscientist (06/28/2013) [-]
You.

I've devoted my life to you, science.

Can I... can I touch you?
#46 to #45 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
You are a part of me by your devotion, my blessed child. Your hands touch me through your work in discipleship.
User avatar #28 to #11 - theycallmeloye (06/28/2013) [-]
Nooooooo you are phoenix
User avatar #27 to #11 - minoschur (06/28/2013) [-]
If you are science, then answer

How is babby formed?
#30 to #27 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
By my research, it is necessary that they do way with instain mother. Results show those who kill their babbys becuse these babbys can't frigth back, however theory would suggest a mother in ar had kill her three kids. After some deliberation, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. In conclusion, my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden.
Acknowledgments
i am truley sorry for your lots
-3
#14 to #11 - neoexdeath has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #14 - neoexdeath (06/28/2013) [-]
Deleting due to being beaten by seven minutes to the punch (Friggin' lag >_<)
#12 to #11 - actarius (06/28/2013) [-]
No....you are phoenix., not science.
#20 to #12 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
I exist in a superposition of phoenix and science
You measured my phoenix so you can't measure my science
#21 to #20 - actarius (06/28/2013) [-]
I think I love you.
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