Invisibility cloak

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The last time I went out in an invisibility cloak I got arrested. The judge later told me, "You can't go out without visibility pants."

#10 - damncheese

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#6 - Pootering

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But.... that's all us kids have left...

#79 to #6 - anon id: 91815ea0

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They've still got the KND.

#130 to #79 - anon id: 3f1ac740

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(06/28/2013) [-]

And Trix.

#11 - iamphoenix

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The love of cinnamon toast crunch exists in a quantum state.
It only exists when not observed by adults.
Trust me, I am science.

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#25 to #14 - neoexdeath

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Deleting due to being beaten by seven minutes to the punch (Friggin' lag >_<)

#99 to #11 - iamscience

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IMPOSTER !

#28 to #11 - theycallmeloye

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Nooooooo you are phoenix

#65 to #11 - strangesir

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Dear Science,

I have a friend who is a great follower of science, and he and I hope that someday, somehow, it will be possible to genetically mutate people into other beings, such as anthropomorphic bipedal animals. ~~Basically furries.~~ Do you think this is possible and would you let such knowledge come to this generation?

Signed,
StrangeSir

#144 to #65 - iamphoenix

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I think it would take a very long time and a lot of ethically challenging engineering to do so. It would require gene therapy over generation after generation, and that's only after we've mastered the technology of embryo manipulation on humans. It's possible, I think.

#145 to #144 - strangesir

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Indeed. Thank you for this enlightening knowledge.

#71 to #11 - kinnikinnik

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no, you are phoenix

#27 to #11 - minoschur

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If you are science, then answer

How is babby formed?

#30 to #27 - iamphoenix

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By my research, it is necessary that they do way with instain mother. Results show those who kill their babbys becuse these babbys can't frigth back, however theory would suggest a mother in ar had kill her three kids. After some deliberation, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. In conclusion, my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden.
Acknowledgments
i am truley sorry for your lots

#45 to #11 - agitatedscientist

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You.

I've devoted my life to you, science.

Can I... can I touch you?

#46 to #45 - iamphoenix

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You are a part of me by your devotion, my blessed child. Your hands touch me through your work in discipleship.

#12 to #11 - actarius

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No....you are phoenix., not science.

#20 to #12 - iamphoenix

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I exist in a superposition of phoenix and science
You measured my phoenix so you can't measure my science

#21 to #20 - actarius

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I think I love you.

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HE SEES ALL!!!!!!

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#62 to #37 - sirgawain

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So... No Game of Thrones?

#59 to #34 - kingrui

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#24 - PityOnThePawn

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When you're a kid, you clearly know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

But when you grow up and become an adult, do you still remember? Is it forgotten? Erased? Repressed?

Me? I question whether or not I ever knew in the first place.

#39 to #24 - lyiat

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I'd have to assume it's for the various reasons why I still enjoy it.

#44 to #24 - bleeduntildeath

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well think about it, remember how trix used to look like fruit? and now they look like little rabbit turd balls? maybe the curse of the trix rabbit gets on the very kids who denies him his ******* cereal...

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that's beautiful

#48 to #24 - darthblam

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All I remember as a kid is that I Cinnamon Toast Crunch was ****..
Like eating soggy cardboard with some cinnamon sprinkled on it..

And yeah.. it was always soggy. You had to eat the entire bowl in less than 30 seconds or else it all turns into mush.

All in all, my favorite cereal was Captain Crunch. It ruined my teeth, made my gums and mouth feel numb, but it always stayed perfectly crunchy and made the milk delicious. Even if it was just mostly flavored by a ton of sugar.

#2 - thriteenkid

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all jokes aside this is bar far the most superior breakfast cereal

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By far or bar none. For the love of the English language, pick one.

#5 to #2 - mylazy

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I actually don't like it. The cereal itself is fine, but I always thought it ruined the milk.

#116 to #5 - gentlemanotaku

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right? makes it feel kinda watery

#8 to #5 - harshy

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milk was the best part

#16 to #2 - mentalpiggy

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Cap'n Crunch or die.

#32 to #16 - mkultra

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A good bowl of Cap'n stfu

#17 to #16 - schneidend

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With Cap'n Crunch, "die" is still an option, because that **** will rip open the roof of your mouth something awful.

#22 to #17 - mentalpiggy

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What are you, some type of ******* retarded-ass inbred who gums their cereal?

#35 to #22 - schneidend

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Nah, dawg. Your favorite cereal has straight up razor blades in it.

#114 to #35 - gentlemanotaku

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commander crunch is ******* awesome, then after that **** its frosted flakes, then chocolate rice crispies

then and ONLY then does ctc come in

#137 to #114 - schneidend

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Sorry, but no. CTC kicks the **** out of all of those simply because it has a more complex flavor than Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes, and Chocolate Rice Crispies become soggy INSTANTLY.

#140 to #137 - gentlemanotaku

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thats what i like about them though, but the problem with ctc is the milk afterwards, the cereals fine, its just the milk is like cinnamon mixed in water

#141 to #140 - schneidend

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Cinnamon, sugar, and brown sugar mixed with milk. It's ******* delicious.

If it tastes like water to you, you must be using some garbage low-fat milk or that almond crap. Or water, I suppose.

#54 - Dap

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After the 2nd panel I was expecting this comic to take a different turn............