Loki's Kids.. Did I mention he was the mother of the horse?. Fenrir the wolf Sleipnir the horse : a troii' ici" ii" i' -'pent Loki. l/ Iii/ laterr: the actual h why
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - superhoody
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I believe he gives birth to the wolf too, and when the wolf is killed they tie Loki up with the guts of his own son. Norse Mythology is crazy.
User avatar #36 to #2 - syntheticdoll
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Okay, that's it, I'm converting to Norse religion (is there a word for it?) right now.
User avatar #205 to #36 - NinjaHermit
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Look up "neo-paganism". It's an actual thing. Some people legitimately have gone back to worshiping Odin and whatnot.
User avatar #46 to #36 - nidhugg
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Yea, it's called Norse mythology.
User avatar #48 to #46 - syntheticdoll
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Considering I couldn't figure out this myself... you may call me a retard now.
#56 to #48 - anon id: d3ae7125
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Or, in close circles of people mainly interested in the religion for Thor... It is Hammer Time
User avatar #47 to #46 - nidhugg
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Or Scandinavian mythology.
#216 to #2 - anon id: 8cc31a96
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Actually, before Loki got a thing for the crazy magic lady. He had two sons. Normal sons mind you. But eh, Loki went down with the crazy magic lady. After som Frost Giant on Crazy Magic God Woman action, the results were Fenrir, Sleipnir, Jormugand and Hel, the Half Frost Giant, Half God, who were bannished because she was the daughter of the crazy magic god woman. So she was cast into Niflhel.
As punishment for having several children with the magic crazy lady, his two sons were cursed. One of his sons was turned into a wolf, his other son was dismembered and after Loki himself was cast into Niflheim, his sons guts surrounded hit, then turned to iron, chaining Loki to the floor, until the time of Ragnarok.
#384 to #216 - anon id: df3fb5aa
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Both of his sons was turned into a wolf, and one of them dismembered the other one, when he had the wolflike mind, and now the survivor roams Jörmungard.
#217 to #216 - anon id: 8cc31a96
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It's pretty metal.
#285 to #2 - anon id: 26c8030f
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If I remember correctly, he also gave birth to the 8-legged horse. Odin was like "Omg dude that's so ******* awesome" so Loki's 8-legged horse baby became Odin's steed.
#378 to #2 - anon id: df3fb5aa
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You are kinda right, but like superhoody said, it's not fenrir. The wolfguts that loki is tied up with, is one of his other sons that was transformed into a wolf together with his brother, and it was the brother that killed the wolf that he is tied up with. And now the other brother roams jörmungard, because of what he did. So yes, Norse Mythologi is crazy, but cool.
#3 to #2 - superhoody
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Sorry, its a different wolf than Fenrir actually. But still one of his sons.
User avatar #4 to #3 - themasterdocter [OP]
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Alright, cause I was going to say that Fenrir kills Odin in Ragnarok.
User avatar #103 to #3 - newforomador
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Yea, Fenrir was seen as a danger to the gods and was eventually tied up with a cloth made by the dwarves that was harder then the best steel the Asgardians could make.
#292 to #103 - piedOL
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Norse mythology sounds ******* awesome. I know there are a lot of split stories to read, just like with Greek mythology, but would there happen to be any single, coherent text that legit covers Ragnarok and events related to it? That'd be a novel I could seriously get into.
Norse mythology sounds ******* awesome. I know there are a lot of split stories to read, just like with Greek mythology, but would there happen to be any single, coherent text that legit covers Ragnarok and events related to it? That'd be a novel I could seriously get into.
User avatar #295 to #292 - newforomador
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I don't know about a book that would be in the perspective of a god during Ragnarok, but right here describes the events that go on pretty well You need to login to view this link This site is the best I've found so far for Norse Mythology.
#318 to #3 - anon id: 476a8fbe
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it IS fenrir
#242 to #3 - anon id: f9a5a3f3
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Yeah, according to Norse Mythology the world resides on a branch on a gigantic tree. Also, the ocean is made from a god that jacked off, filling large areas with his cum..
#7 to #3 - anon id: 1c40935f
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And then they get another serpent to sit above him and drip venom into his eyes for all eternity, or until he breaks free and begins Ragnarok
User avatar #92 to #7 - mistercookie
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Nah Ragnarok starts with 3 years of war and then the fimbulwinter.
#35 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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and of course, Katy Perry
and of course, Katy Perry
#198 - acemcgunner
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but,Why?,Loki...
User avatar #227 to #198 - zafara
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Not sure why about the other 2, but the horse was unintentional. It was vital that Loki lure off a magic horse, and he thought he could run fast enough. He wasn't, and wound up horse raped.
User avatar #239 to #198 - sabcy
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he also had 38 human children, and was the mother to them all. Odin also got pregnant a lot. Thor did not.
#244 to #239 - acemcgunner
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User avatar #246 to #244 - sabcy
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loki and odin were ice giants, who represented natures fury and all things feminine, they didn't have a specific gender.
#249 to #246 - acemcgunner
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you lie!!
User avatar #250 to #249 - sabcy
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not really. Ice giants only come in one form.
User avatar #265 to #250 - tehpwnz
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Odin was not a Jotun.
User avatar #306 to #265 - sabcy
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HE WAS THE FIRST GOD, where do you think he came from, the ocean?
User avatar #309 to #306 - tehpwnz
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ok now im confused. what does that have to do with him (not) being an ice giant? Loki is a Jotun. Odin is not.
User avatar #315 to #309 - sabcy
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Okay, I am unsure just what he is.
#319 to #315 - tehpwnz
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he is an Asgardian, now you know
User avatar #321 to #319 - sabcy
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according to the creation I heard, he is the son of a man who was born out of ice, who married an ice giantess.
User avatar #324 to #321 - tehpwnz
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sorry, more speciffically odin is an Æsir
User avatar #323 to #321 - tehpwnz
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he is the son of Bor
User avatar #328 to #323 - tehpwnz
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and Bor is the son of Buri, who was the first god
User avatar #326 to #323 - sabcy
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and Bestla, who also bore two of the ice giants.
User avatar #329 to #326 - tehpwnz
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yes, but odin is not an ice giant, he is an Æsir, i guess probably because god DNA overrides giant DNA or something
User avatar #332 to #329 - sabcy
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It's still ******* confusing.
User avatar #333 to #332 - tehpwnz
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you cant think about it scientifically, the ancient Norse didn't understand genetics and **** lol
User avatar #335 to #333 - sabcy
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either way odin got pregnant, that all.
User avatar #338 to #335 - tehpwnz
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im not finding anything about that anywhere, have any links per chance?
also, if you want to better understand norse mythology, the Thor comics actually are for the most part pretty loyal to the mythos
User avatar #342 to #338 - sabcy
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not related, quit busting my balls because I was wrong. www.themarysue.com/10-bits-of-norse-myth-you-probably-wont-see-in-thor/
User avatar #343 to #342 - tehpwnz
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im not busting your balls im just trying to help a bro understand my favorite mythos
#208 to #198 - flusteredmoose
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Because he's quite the animal in the bedroom.
Because he's quite the animal in the bedroom.
#236 to #208 - anon id: c89766d5
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******* i cracked up so hard
User avatar #209 to #208 - acemcgunner
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green thumb for ya.
#155 - deadmilk
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Uncle Thor

User avatar #254 to #155 - Rozzatron
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That Thor looks like Nic Cage
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#322 to #155 - anon id: 7bc958f2
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is it me...? or does that thor look like nicolas cage?
#382 to #155 - FudgeCannon
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#391 to #155 - fullofgoodshitt
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fixed
#163 to #155 - crazyftw
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looks like nicolas cage
#211 to #163 - witislimited
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You don't say?
#13 - itrinx
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Aw yiiiss Fenrir.
User avatar #21 to #13 - enkmaster
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Im more of a Loki guy myself.
User avatar #32 to #13 - jazargo
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This was my exact reaction to this
Smite ftw
#143 to #13 - fastforward
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Loki > Fenrir
User avatar #148 to #143 - itrinx
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Well try that build for me.

Warrior Tabi
Void Blade
Hydra's lament.
Jotunn's wrath.
Deathbringer.

It's a burst based build that allows you to one shot everything except pure tanks. You should give it a try.

#401 to #148 - fastforward
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Well, it has nothing to do with the build that I hate Fenrir. I just hate his playstyle
User avatar #413 to #401 - itrinx
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That's a build for Loki.
#159 to #13 - mrbassman
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What exactly is this from? I have no clue and wish to know.
User avatar #161 to #159 - itrinx
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A game who's called Smite. Third person view MobA (Dota, Heroes of Newerth, League of legends...)
User avatar #162 to #161 - mrbassman
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Thanks! Going to go check it out now.
User avatar #160 to #159 - savvasp
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Smite
#280 to #13 - anon id: 941e0662
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Fukken love this game so much........ Just got it today and played for about 8 hours; I may have a serious problem soon. Also, fenrir is one of my favorites
#294 to #13 - anon id: 941e0662
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Smite = best ******* free to play game ever made
#392 to #13 - butiloveu
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Long time not seen a Smite post here.

(enlarge and try to find the easter egg)
User avatar #414 to #392 - itrinx
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I saw the jesus rework.
#20 to #13 - ullapool
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He is my favorite god in Smite, I also have a cool ass wallpaper
User avatar #24 to #20 - itrinx
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I recently discovered the joys of playing µArachne in the jungle. Man...
User avatar #34 to #24 - jazargo
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I love my Arachne, its like the only god i play
User avatar #25 to #24 - ullapool
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Would you recommend her? Also on what game mode?
User avatar #27 to #25 - itrinx
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Actually she's viable in every game mode. Very low cd on her ultimate. A good slow area, offensive wards (put eggs around the map and spiders will hatch to attack nearby ennemies) And your first spell: you just jump on the head of an enemy and suck the **** out of his life, while he can't attack. And her passive deals additional damages as poison for every hit, scaling on your physical power.
User avatar #165 to #27 - savvasp
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"Viable in every game mode". I'd just like to correct you on this and say how she's 100% NOT viable in any mode that isn't conquest. And even there she falls of mid to late game.

The thing about Arachne is she's the best early game jungler in the game and has the highest early game damage in general. If you abuse that you get to counter jungle and set up good ganks. Her problem though lies in her scaling where she does petty damage late game and her only real ability (her silence) is really risky to use in teamfight situations.

Regardless, she's ton of fun to play and I'm hoping the addition of combat blink and dedicated jungler will make her semi-viable again.
User avatar #29 to #27 - ullapool
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Well, I might give her a shot. A good counter for her sucky sucky attack would be to either move to a tower, or into your teammates.
User avatar #30 to #29 - itrinx
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Yeah sure that's the point of playing her as a jungler when you can, also you can cancel the spell with a right click or hard control
User avatar #31 to #30 - ullapool
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Hard control?
User avatar #38 to #31 - itrinx
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Silence, Stun etc
User avatar #44 to #13 - negitivzero
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I just started playing yesterday, like it a lot already
User avatar #152 to #44 - thesnarfalarker
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Me too. What's your name?
User avatar #184 to #152 - negitivzero
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negitivezero0, did you start because of the Achievement Hunter Lets Play?
User avatar #297 to #184 - thesnarfalarker
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Yeah, I saw the This Is and it looked pretty cool. I'm thesnarfalarker
User avatar #298 to #297 - negitivzero
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i saw the this is but i didnt want to download it till after school let out so i didnt waist all my time on it, forgot about it till the lets play came out
#210 - bionicsheep
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Forgot to mention his daughter Hel
#222 to #210 - anon id: 44124d2a
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I wanna add another bone to that body.
User avatar #223 to #222 - bionicsheep
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ba dum pshhhhh
User avatar #229 to #222 - totsandtaters
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s'wrong with you!?
#95 - ilikepieandstuff
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I love Loki and Sleipnir!
User avatar #156 to #95 - dickstick
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When I found out he got ****** by a horse I was so ******* confused...
User avatar #164 to #156 - heartlessrobot
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And I was so ******* aroused. Then I found out he was in the form of a female horse. Still arousing, but it dowsed a certain fantasy.
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#187 - alucord
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Comment Picture
User avatar #283 to #187 - wolfmango
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Mommy Loki at me!
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#140 - quadv
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GET LOKI'D