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#104 - devout feminist (06/27/2013) [-]
Now I feel bad, cuz this is pretty much the reason why I want to lose my virginity to another girl who's also a virgin, but at my age, there isn't a single non-ugly girl who is a virgin.
#130 to #104 - devout feminist (06/28/2013) [-]
Stop searching

The moment you find 'love' is the moment you stop looking

That's why people who never move on from the 'desperate-for-love-and-sex' teenager stage never find anyone, because they're so busy looking for someone to sate those desires that they don't even see any of the opportunities that get thrown their way. They're too preoccupied with finding a relationship that they never learn anything about themselves, so that when they do finally end up in a relationship, it doesn't work out.

I was single and desperate for my entire ride to the age 20s. And when I got out of college I said to myself 'screw it, I'm giving up'

And holy **** life's a ******* bitch because it's going to wait until that moment to throw anything your way
#122 to #104 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
>but at my age, there isn't a single non-ugly girl who is a virgin.

Sure, thaaaaaaaats why you're a virgin.

No other reason.
#117 to #104 - devout feminist (06/28/2013) [-]
dont feel bad brah. i actually feel ******* resentful towards my girlfriend for not being a virgin when we got together, even though i wasnt either

you just ******* know she is used by someone else. ******* unclean
#126 to #117 - devout feminist (06/28/2013) [-]
As a young lady I kind of think the same thing about men.

I don't want to share

I don't want to use a pole that's been slathered in some other woman's nasty fluids

But man, if you're going to expect your significant other to have saved themselves, at least afford the same courtesy
User avatar #124 to #117 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
>even though I wasn't either
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