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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - anon id: 06e106f8
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If this starts a *********... **** it.
I think men are dumb.
User avatar #89 to #3 - kanpai
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good thing you opinion doesn't matter
#47 to #3 - skilletpanhead
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#18 to #3 - dafuckisthisshit
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i went to college
User avatar #59 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo
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just cuz you went to college don't mean you aren't dumb
#61 to #59 - neurofuzzy
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No but it drastically skews the odds in his favor.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo
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not really.
#67 to #62 - neurofuzzy
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User avatar #69 to #67 - sparkyoneonetwo
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not all.

There are some colleges that will accept pretty much anyone so by just saying "I went to college" means nothing other than the fact he went to college. It could have been Harvard or it could have been IUP. By leaving what he said so generic it in no effects how smart or dumb he looks just that he went to a college.
#82 to #69 - neurofuzzy
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Don't feel like typing out a long argument (what is this, youtube?) but:
Yup, "some colleges". Nope, it doesn't effect how smart or dumb he is. That doesn't change my point. (Key word: "odds")
User avatar #84 to #82 - sparkyoneonetwo
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even then you are silly wrong drastically is far to much. I can walk though a college campus and say I went to college.

Say he went to college changes nothing
#85 to #84 - neurofuzzy
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I think you know what he meant
User avatar #86 to #85 - sparkyoneonetwo
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but how can we be sure ??

I've went to 5 colleges but only attended one.
#102 to #86 - nativninja
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User avatar #120 to #86 - anthonyh
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You're so ******* stupid
#118 to #86 - wagastragas
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you are just taking the argument out of context to look smart, in other words you are commiting fallacy.
User avatar #121 to #86 - brettyoke
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>went to 5 colleges
>only attended one

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
User avatar #87 to #59 - cudlefish
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I love how you're saying that and you said, "Don't mean you aren't dumb".
User avatar #88 to #87 - sparkyoneonetwo
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nobody ever said I wasn't dumb
#11 to #3 - willindor
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User avatar #19 to #11 - baaltomekk
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And you are dumb, too

haha!
User avatar #100 to #3 - thisotherdude
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U wot m8?
#105 to #3 - draxdiesel
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0/10
least inventive, interesting or amusing troll i've seen in centuries
#119 to #3 - PopeyeBITCHES
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And thank you for sharing
And thank you for sharing
User avatar #83 to #3 - drainbramage
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And that kiddies is exactly how you avoid reproducing.
#14 to #3 - chromefile
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you're dumb (gif unrelated)
you're dumb (gif unrelated)
#55 to #3 - johnnygat
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#17 to #3 - daragon
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User avatar #74 to #3 - paintplayer
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Don't cut yourself on that edge
#16 to #3 - herpdamin
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I like how you generalize about roughly half the earth's population
I like how you generalize about roughly half the earth's population
User avatar #141 to #3 - zorororonoa
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k
#128 to #3 - asadffdsa
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#79 to #3 - pikininja
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#111 to #3 - barteleiff
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#60 to #3 - SuperCookie
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#103 to #3 - sedativechunk
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#58 to #3 - lastsamurai
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Well.. That's your opinion, people are racists I don't see why you're worse than them so it's no problem.

Bye.
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#52 to #3 - Logicaltightrope
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User avatar #10 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo
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most of them are.
#49 to #3 - sandynipples
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Why would you say that on a website full of men?
#4 to #3 - sexynippleguy
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K.
#15 to #4 - twondai
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take this
User avatar #110 to #4 - impaledsandwich
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Dat potassium.
User avatar #139 to #4 - twofreegerbils
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MAINTAIN THE BALANCE
#1 - hetren
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User avatar #20 - jokeface
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I hate this joke because it forces my brain to think about trying to **** a can of soda, and even if your dick could fit into that hole it would hurt like all living hell. One time I stuck my finger in there and sliced my skin open. It was worse than any cut I can recall having.

******* Cleveland Show.
User avatar #46 to #20 - skilletpanhead
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Maybe a glass.
User avatar #56 to #20 - nynewars
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you can still cum into it fairly easily and painlessly.
User avatar #50 to #20 - friednazi
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I was thinking the same thing. That metal is sharp enough to leave a nasty cut.
#80 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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User avatar #7 - antigravitycake
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i feel for the girl who managed to find 7 guys that can fit their penis in a can of soda.
#115 to #7 - ryuryu
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They're all Asian.
#13 to #7 - tugaii
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She just picked 7 op's.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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the only smart option is to take the one that had penis in it.
#5 to #2 - anon id: 1a5af463
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jesus christ, we get it, you're gay. you can shut up now.
User avatar #8 to #5 - qubot [OP]
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Jesus Christ, we get it, you're a stupid anon. you can shut up about it
User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Jesus Christ, we get it, some random complaint. You can shut up now. and meet me in my bed room <3
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo
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bitching about me positioning ion about gay stuff has never and will never accomplish anyting.
User avatar #21 to #6 - chuckiefinster
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No one gives a **** if you're gay or not. You're doing it for attention/
User avatar #22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Well no . I did it here for the fact that qubot posted this picture and I thought he would have found it funny.

#24 to #22 - qubot [OP]
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thank you, it made me laugh a little    
but in the future ( look at gif)
thank you, it made me laugh a little
but in the future ( look at gif)
#23 to #22 - qubot [OP]
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User avatar #25 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo
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dose that say don't tell them that??



User avatar #31 to #25 - wehateyouqubot
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hahahahaha ******* faggot. you just don't get it do ya. he is ashamed of being your friend feel bad and die homo
User avatar #40 to #31 - qubot [OP]
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i think you miss read something
i know how your tard mind may think
maybe you thought that from my previous comment is about him not mentioning our friend ship
but is just the fact of stating something others get annoyed about
User avatar #32 to #31 - sparkyoneonetwo
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No I'm pretty sure he would tell me if he was ashamed of me.
User avatar #33 to #32 - wehateyouqubot
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you R lucky he is gay too and doesn;t wan tto hurt your ******* feelings so sht up alredy
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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b-b-but I dont' wanna shut up
User avatar #36 to #34 - wehateyouqubot
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SHUT UR UGLY FACE YOU DRUNK OFF SEAMEN ASSHOLE STOP COMENTING AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE IN YOUR FURRY DITCH OF SHAME YOU BALL O **** GO TO 9GAG FAGS LIKE U LIVE THERE
User avatar #65 to #36 - sanguinesolitude
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your rage has the sound of someone who has spent some special time with your local priest. We get it, you were ****** in the ass, no need to take it out on everyone.
User avatar #38 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo
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first, I've never been to 9gag

Second, I have no shame about being furry
#26 to #25 - qubot [OP]
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yes. the gif tied it all together
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo
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don't tell them what??
User avatar #28 to #27 - qubot [OP]
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that you are gay next time unless it applies because no one cares
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I thought it applied pretty well here even though I never said I was gay here.
#30 to #29 - qubot [OP]
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hmm i guess you can say so.
hmm i guess you can say so.
User avatar #35 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo
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it seems like someone hates you
User avatar #37 to #35 - qubot [OP]
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aw come on not this again
User avatar #39 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what did you do to that guy??
User avatar #41 to #39 - qubot [OP]
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he's the guy that posts andre herring ****
User avatar #42 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't know what that is
User avatar #43 to #42 - qubot [OP]
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you are one of the lucky ones
(he just constantly posts crappy art no one hates, and i think it's and insult calling that **** art in the first place)
User avatar #44 to #43 - wehateyouqubot
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shut the **** up you know nothing ANDRE HERRING IS KING SHUT UP MOTHER ******* BITCH CUNT HOE STOP TALKING TO AY PEOPLE U CUNT
OR U WILL CATCH IT AND BECOME UNCOOL AND gay
#45 to #44 - qubot [OP]
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you can't &quot;catch gay&quot; it's either something you are born with or choose. it is not an infectious disease
you can't "catch gay" it's either something you are born with or choose. it is not an infectious disease
User avatar #51 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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imagin how many fags there would be if it was catchabule
#114 to #2 - ryuryu
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You're probably the person who owns a dildomaker or 7, aren't you?
User avatar #150 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo
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no I don't
#71 to #2 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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I'm more inclined to go with someone who uses a fox with the word 'yiff' across it as their avatar than someone who doesn't.
User avatar #72 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I guess you''ve not met many furries
User avatar #75 to #72 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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Yup, how unfortunate.
#76 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo
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that mush suck ;_;
User avatar #77 to #76 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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Not really.
#78 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo
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guess it depends on who you are
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#123 to #64 - anon id: 9ed6ac3b
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He doesn't just like any dicks, he likes dicks of dogs and donkeys in his mouth.
User avatar #149 to #123 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'll have you know it's foxes and horses. not Dogs and donkeys.
User avatar #66 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo
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What's the point of being witty.

I'ts much more fun to piss everyone off then try to be funny.
User avatar #90 to #66 - savvasp
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You sound like you're 14 trying to troll people
User avatar #91 to #90 - sparkyoneonetwo
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and you all sound like a bunch of butthurt little bitches that flip **** over the smallest things
User avatar #92 to #91 - savvasp
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k
User avatar #94 to #92 - sparkyoneonetwo
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ha and you say I sound like a 14 year old.

User avatar #95 to #94 - savvasp
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No you still do.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sparkyoneonetwo
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"k"

is about the most childish thing anyone can ever post
User avatar #97 to #96 - savvasp
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Not really.
User avatar #98 to #97 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Only two reasons to post that.

You want to get the last word in. That's pretty childish way to do it.
You are to dumb to have anything else to say other than k.
User avatar #101 to #98 - savvasp
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No I just wanted to say okay but in short.
#186 to #66 - rdobet
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Heh, good luck. I've hated all of two people in my life.
User avatar #187 to #186 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I hate most people
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User avatar #147 to #70 - sparkyoneonetwo
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still makes you look childish.
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User avatar #73 to #70 - sparkyoneonetwo
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at first I tried to make my gay things funny but whats the point when the real funny come for all the pissed off people
#127 to #66 - rdobet
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Don't do it Sparky, you're better than that.
User avatar #148 to #127 - sparkyoneonetwo
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it's to late for that
#152 to #148 - rdobet
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It's never too late!
User avatar #153 to #152 - sparkyoneonetwo
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but it is
#154 to #153 - rdobet
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:/
But we had a bond.
A bond of friendship and lasagna.

This is the hardest I've ever had to try and sound like an idiot
User avatar #155 to #154 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't even know who you are
#156 to #155 - rdobet
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The lasagna comment didn't remind you of anything? It's only been like a week. ._.
User avatar #157 to #156 - sparkyoneonetwo
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It reminds me that I like to eat lasagna but that is it .
#158 to #157 - rdobet
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User avatar #159 to #158 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I find it a bit odd you remember me form that long ago by only 4 little comments about ffod.
#160 to #159 - rdobet
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I remember everything I don't ever need to.

It's why I'm currently sucking in school.
User avatar #161 to #160 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I hardly ever remember anything about anything
#162 to #161 - rdobet
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I noticed
However, my problem's a bit more umm...irritating. I just usually spend tests sitting there staring blankly cycling through useless ****.
User avatar #163 to #162 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I have always been good at taking test for some reaseon.
#164 to #163 - rdobet
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I used to be as well, until I entered 9th grade.

before that I just slept in class and got the highest grades in my class usually.
User avatar #165 to #164 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I only did as bad as I did in school for the fact that I ever did homework and skipped most of my classes
#168 to #165 - rdobet
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Well yeah, there is that too.
#166 to #165 - rdobet
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Lately I end up skipping class just so I can do the homework so I can understand what's covered in the class I missed .-.
User avatar #167 to #166 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I just hated being there so I didn't go
User avatar #169 to #127 - sparkyoneonetwo
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and I had much more important things to do than sit in school all day
#170 to #169 - rdobet
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Comment chain too stronk.

Well, according to society I have to be here.

I'd be perfectly happy living a crappy life working for McDonald's or some **** though.
User avatar #171 to #170 - sparkyoneonetwo
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"Comment chain too stronk." no ideal what you mean by that.

according to me society can just **** off right to hell cuz according to society everything I do is horrible in some way
#172 to #171 - rdobet
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I meant too many replies

That's how life will always seem, assuming you're being honest with yourself as a person.
User avatar #173 to #172 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'm not upset all I meant was I don't care what society has to say about anyting
#174 to #173 - rdobet
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Fair enough, seemed like it from the cursing. Doesn't really matter, but seriously, you seem like a decent person.
No real need to get yourself hated, even if it just FJ.
User avatar #175 to #174 - sparkyoneonetwo
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cursing is just something I do it don't really mean anything.

I also enjoy being hated.
#176 to #175 - rdobet
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Yeah, I understand, and I find that hard to believe with how we've just been talking and you haven't tried to do anything. :/
User avatar #177 to #176 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what do you mean??
#178 to #177 - rdobet
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You aren't a douche.

That's about as much as I can sum it up.
User avatar #179 to #178 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what's taht have to do with anything??
#180 to #179 - rdobet
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:/

How old are you exactly?
User avatar #181 to #180 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#182 to #181 - rdobet
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Hmm, was expecting 17 or something honestly, no offence.
Just saying you aren't the type of person that revels being hated, or you wouldn't have even kept up a conversation this respectful for no reason.
User avatar #183 to #182 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Just cuz I enjoy people hating me don't mean I have make everyone hate me.
#184 to #183 - rdobet
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Fair enough, everyone else I know that's that way pretty much naturally makes everyone hate them just through induction basically though :/
User avatar #185 to #184 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Yeah well no matter what I do I can't make everyone hate me. I've tried there is always people that like me.
User avatar #48 - darkoblivion
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being a virgin my only worry when it comes to a woman being a virgin for my first time is simply that i don't want to have a standard to meet
User avatar #53 to #48 - goodcheese
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yea but if you dig each other then it won't matter. just like if you weren't a virgin and you met a girl who you got along great with but she was a virgin. if she didn't perform amazingly then you wouldn't make fun of her. provided you don't have sex with an inconsiderate person, it doesn't matter.
User avatar #57 to #53 - darkoblivion
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I feel that applies more towards room to improve than anything else. I'm not saying that her being able to compare me to someone she ****** before is going to matter in the long run, i just don't want the possibility there so i don't have to worry about it. this is definitely a me problem
#131 to #57 - anon id: 27f86d1e
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don't worry about it, the good women don't care if a guy is a virgin or not

And don't worry about standards, just ask her what she likes and read some advice on the internet, it's like driving a car, you guys would just get the hang of it and learn together or something

coming from a femanon
User avatar #107 - pepemex
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Is this like the only joke from that stupid show? I've seen it a dozen times already
#125 to #107 - anon id: 27f86d1e
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the only one worth mentioning
#133 - infinitereaper
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I never stayed in one place long enough to build a relationship, attempting one with the only girl I've ever cared about ended in failure.    
   
I'm a virgin, and feel like I'll be one for a long. Time, just about everyone has left me behind, but I don't even have any strong feelings about it, given the opportunity in all these years I would have gladly had sex with just about anyone.    
   
I'm not ugly, I've actually been told I've got some okay looks, I can't truly be considered beta either, I think it's just bad luck.   
   
My biggest fear is that I'll be alone forever, the thought of being compared to previous partners really scares me since I'm nothing more than average in all accounts.   
   
I wouldn't judge a woman or a man for not being a virgin, but when you're one yourself, you can't help but think about all the people someone has been with, or how you measure up, maybe I'm just selfish, but I want someone I can drown myself in, and have someone drown themselves in me. In the end I just don't want to be alone, I'm tired of waking up disappointed from dreams.   
   
Remembering that I'm laying in an empty bed.
I never stayed in one place long enough to build a relationship, attempting one with the only girl I've ever cared about ended in failure.

I'm a virgin, and feel like I'll be one for a long. Time, just about everyone has left me behind, but I don't even have any strong feelings about it, given the opportunity in all these years I would have gladly had sex with just about anyone.

I'm not ugly, I've actually been told I've got some okay looks, I can't truly be considered beta either, I think it's just bad luck.

My biggest fear is that I'll be alone forever, the thought of being compared to previous partners really scares me since I'm nothing more than average in all accounts.

I wouldn't judge a woman or a man for not being a virgin, but when you're one yourself, you can't help but think about all the people someone has been with, or how you measure up, maybe I'm just selfish, but I want someone I can drown myself in, and have someone drown themselves in me. In the end I just don't want to be alone, I'm tired of waking up disappointed from dreams.

Remembering that I'm laying in an empty bed.
#144 to #133 - anon id: 27f86d1e
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You sound like a young adult, because every young adult seems to think that in a couple years their youth is over, along with any chances of establishing success or relationships. It doesn't work like that, you mature over time.

The reason why you can't find a relationship is because you haven't even found yourself yet. You've spent so much time invested in desiring sex and intimacy that you never stopped to develop who you are. You're so caught up on not being alone that you're driving yourself deeper into loneliness. When you're so focused on a relationship, you can walk right past an opportunity for romance because you were searching so hard you never saw it.

Yeah, you'll probably be alone a little longer, and if you want to find someone, you'll have to finish growing up and discovering what kind of person you are, focus on yourself a little bit. You can't rely on someone else, it just burdens them, and healthy relationships are to be beneficial
#145 to #144 - infinitereaper
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Yeah, I know you're trying to help and all, but no. I meant what I said and I know what you're thinking but that isn't me. Trust me pall, you're barking up the wrong tree. I know you mean well though, so thanks.
Yeah, I know you're trying to help and all, but no. I meant what I said and I know what you're thinking but that isn't me. Trust me pall, you're barking up the wrong tree. I know you mean well though, so thanks.
#136 to #133 - lucariopwnz
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i feel like u just described my life...
#104 - anon id: e92dcce9
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Now I feel bad, cuz this is pretty much the reason why I want to lose my virginity to another girl who's also a virgin, but at my age, there isn't a single non-ugly girl who is a virgin.
#117 to #104 - anon id: 3a214ca6
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dont feel bad brah. i actually feel ******* resentful towards my girlfriend for not being a virgin when we got together, even though i wasnt either

you just ******* know she is used by someone else. ******* unclean
User avatar #124 to #117 - thatnerdyguy
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>even though I wasn't either
#126 to #117 - anon id: 27f86d1e
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As a young lady I kind of think the same thing about men.

I don't want to share

I don't want to use a pole that's been slathered in some other woman's nasty fluids

But man, if you're going to expect your significant other to have saved themselves, at least afford the same courtesy
#130 to #104 - anon id: 27f86d1e
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Stop searching

The moment you find 'love' is the moment you stop looking

That's why people who never move on from the 'desperate-for-love-and-sex' teenager stage never find anyone, because they're so busy looking for someone to sate those desires that they don't even see any of the opportunities that get thrown their way. They're too preoccupied with finding a relationship that they never learn anything about themselves, so that when they do finally end up in a relationship, it doesn't work out.

I was single and desperate for my entire ride to the age 20s. And when I got out of college I said to myself 'screw it, I'm giving up'

And holy **** life's a ******* bitch because it's going to wait until that moment to throw anything your way
#122 to #104 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account**
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>but at my age, there isn't a single non-ugly girl who is a virgin.

Sure, thaaaaaaaats why you're a virgin.

No other reason.
#99 - socialoutcast
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I don't like soda
User avatar #112 to #99 - aabbccddeeffgghhii
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That means you're gay.
#116 to #112 - socialoutcast
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How does that make me gay?
How does that make me gay?
User avatar #134 to #116 - reginleif
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soda is metaphor for vagina.

You not liking soda=not liking vagina.

You=gay.

And now you made me hate myself for having to explain the joke.
#135 to #134 - socialoutcast
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