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User avatar #638 - Tetchy (06/02/2010) [-]
Cunt punts hurt like a mother too.
Not as much, but keep in mind that they are similar.
And the reason that girls can not pee well standing up is pretty obvious. Don't act like you're better.
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#641 to #638 - anonymous (06/17/2010) [-]
its all about applying enough pressure, guys can make their streams skinny and trickiling or thick and fast. girls can do the same
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#640 to #638 - PVTspanky (06/14/2010) [-]
actualy you cant realy comment on the peeing, its not that you cant its a lack of trying. trust me there is a girl out there who can write her name in cursive in the snow
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User avatar #642 to #640 - Tetchy (06/28/2010) [-]
It is like a difference between a hose and just a hole in a wall dripping water. One has an advantage.
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#637 - Lucytoo (06/02/2010) [-]
**Lucytoo rolls 073,769,596** It's cute.
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User avatar #636 - luluQ (06/02/2010) [-]
I can stand up and pee, too. I just don't like to hit the seat and the sides of the potty (yes I have a 3 year old) and the back wall and the floor beside the potty. I'm the one who has to clean up the bathroom.
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User avatar #635 - Chromaggia (06/02/2010) [-]
So it went like this:
Funnyjunk>Comicjunk>CrappyMyspaceBullitePost-junk
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User avatar #634 - xxDestinyxx (06/01/2010) [-]
Number 1 isn't so wrong.
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User avatar #639 to #634 - thatotherdude (06/07/2010) [-]
well it depends....if its KISS makeup then I wont mind looking like Gene Simmons....but if its the other kind.......FUCK IT!!!!
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User avatar #632 - fredxrated (06/01/2010) [-]
**fredxrated rolls 287,626,347**
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#630 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
i agree with this
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User avatar #628 - Jesusgoesmoo (05/30/2010) [-]
just fucking stupid. Sounds like it was written by a pussy middle schooler.
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#625 - GrungeIsDed (05/30/2010) [-]
Not a thumbwhore, you say?
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#627 to #625 - anonymous (05/30/2010) [-]
Not a dumb post, you say?
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#629 to #627 - GrungeIsDed (05/30/2010) [-]
Not a troll, you say?
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#631 to #629 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER! Not much of a combo to break since there's two idiots arguing.
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#633 to #631 - madienmex (06/01/2010) [-]
not apologizing for a bad combo breaker, you say?
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#624 - anonymous (05/30/2010) [-]
WFT! THIS IS ALL SHIT FROM CHAIN EMAILS!
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User avatar #623 - acehigh **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
i ever meet a bitch who does the number 10.....think imite just blow her fucking brains out...><
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User avatar #621 - eleanorhowe (05/29/2010) [-]
Who the FUCK puts make-up on guys?

Gah! Some women are fucktards
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User avatar #626 to #621 - XxTTkittyxX (05/30/2010) [-]
idk, one of my guy friend's friends said she wants to put makeup on him the last day of school.
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User avatar #620 - lkjh (05/29/2010) [-]
Hey. im a guy (and i am NOT gay) and i like BSB and nsync, but i back that up with disturbed, ICP, rob zombie, and others like that.
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#616 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
I don't honestly get why other men have to piss with the set up, I leave it down and never hit the edges, wtf is wrong with you?
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User avatar #617 to #616 - RicoSeattle (05/29/2010) [-]
better safe than sorry, anon
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User avatar #622 to #617 - pssymnster (05/29/2010) [-]
rue dat RicoSeattle, true dat
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#615 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
To 579...Joshbo, I like the way you think. I fapped.
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#596 - PornHub (05/29/2010) [-]
Guys, it just the designer going around making fake users, such as his twin and admin....or its just a really big hack.
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User avatar #602 to #596 - CaptainJohnPrice ONLINE (05/29/2010) [-]
Designer better not be screwin with us. If he isnt, we have a crisis on our hands and Hes offline! Fuck! he`s gotta give some people his phone number or somethng.
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#603 to #602 - PornHub (05/29/2010) [-]
at first this shit was like oh hai....
then it serious'd
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User avatar #598 to #596 - wyckedphobia (05/29/2010) [-]
from 4chan?
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#600 to #598 - PornHub (05/29/2010) [-]
probably.....THIS MEANS WAR!@!!!!!!!!!!! JUNKIES PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #619 to #600 - TheSandalMan (05/29/2010) [-]
i love you porn hub
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#574 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
well i fapped to that
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#565 - Joshbo (05/29/2010) [-]
This sounds like it was written by a pussy. Rule 10. Shut the fuck up when I get home from work, I'm tired and I don't give a shit about what you have to say. Rule 9. Sex is not optional, when you want to go shopping and I don''t feel like it, I spend 2 hours doing something I'm not in the mood for. So when we get home, you'd better be prepared to spend 45 minutes doing something YOU'RE not in the mood for. Rule 8. I don't feel the need to say I love you all the time, if I didn't love you I wouldn't put up with all your bullshit family and friends stopping by all the time. Rule 7. If you want to do something sweet for me, when I get home drop to your knees, open your mouth and say "fuck my face." Continued in reply...
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#575 to #565 - Joshbo (05/29/2010) [-]
That is appreciated more than any retarded game tickets with bad seats you bought, or movies, or fagot ass flowers. Rule 6. I don't give much of a shit about going places, I'm older than you, been there done that, if you want to go do something, just tell me, I'm not Mr. fucking Wizard. Rule 5. If you don't give a shit enough to tell me what I've don't wrong, I'm going to go out to the bar, drink and possibly sleep with some bar whore until I get home. At which point I'll feel guilty and apologize for being a jerk, but I'll never mention the bar whore. Not telling us whats wrong could lead you to contracting a disease. Rule 4. If you EVER kick me in the nuts fully expect to get the shit slapped out of you, "just to see your reaction.
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#579 to #575 - Joshbo (05/29/2010) [-]
Rule 3. You can talk about all the little gay ass pop singers all you want and about how hot they are, just don't throw a bitch fit when I tell you your best friend has a nice set of tits. Rule 2. If you have to ask if you look fat, you probably are, get on a fucking treadmill or walk the block a few times, you getting any fatter will probably lead to us fucking your best friend with the nice set of tits. Rule 1. I piss all over the toilet seat for a reason. For you to wipe that shit up when I'm at work, I'm hoping you'll be sidetracked long enough so that you'll miss that retarded soap opera and I won't have to hear you talk about it on the phone to your mother all night.
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User avatar #601 to #579 - CaptainJohnPrice ONLINE (05/29/2010) [-]
The gospel according to Joshbo
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User avatar #577 to #575 - shdrw (05/29/2010) [-]
amen
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#564 - PornHub (05/29/2010) [-]
No this cant be happening!!!!!!!!!!(look below)
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