They do

Reply+127

(06/26/2013)[-]

whenever I see parents with their kids on the street, I play the game "imagine this person having sex"
sometimes this game is really disgusting

#2 to #1 - rainbowtacos

Reply+15

(06/26/2013)[-]

I just think, "yup, she definitely gave some dude a bj"

#8 to #2 - fireblazing

Reply+16

(06/27/2013)[-]

"annnnndddd....here's the lucky bastard."

#52 to #1 - ghettograndpa

Reply+3

(06/27/2013)[-]

Especially when the kid is ugly

#10 - wellimnotsure

Reply-66

(06/27/2013)[-]

<------- Virgin, proud of it

#12 to #10 - thegayman

Reply+98

(06/27/2013)[-]

The report spam button doesn't look too happy about it.

#32 to #12 - goobyman#231 on contentRank#231

Reply+4

(06/27/2013)[-]

for me it says "Report Abuse/Harassment"

#14 to #12 - wellimnotsure

Reply-2

(06/27/2013)[-]

meh

#58 to #10 - splattercrap

Reply+8

(06/27/2013)[-]

What do ya know!

#57 to #10 - shayyman

Reply+4

(06/27/2013)[-]

#41 to #10 - facequer

Reply+3

(06/27/2013)[-]

well done

#34 to #10 - indev

Reply+2

(06/27/2013)[-]

Get ready.

#30 to #10 - anonymoose

Reply+2

(06/27/2013)[-]

I remember when I pretend I was a proud virgin simply because I couldn't get laid.

#84 to #10 - wellimnotsure

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

So are people angry I don't ****? Or angry im not sad I don't? Or jealous? This rage seems interesting.

#80 to #10 - hazellekat

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Apparently he doesn't get out much...

#22 to #10 - anon id: 15ebc8e6

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Just accept the fact that if you die today you only were in your mothers vagina.

just. your. mothers. vagina.

#29 to #22 - anon id: a3f9dc5e

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Yup. Three times and counting.

#23 to #22 - wellimnotsure

Reply-1

(06/27/2013)[-]

your point being?

#17 - poutinesalad

Reply+71

(06/27/2013)[-]

Thing is, I'm about as anti-social as all of you. I get crazy social anxiety and dont do well in groups of people. For some reason I've stumbled into relationships and sex alot of times. Honestly I'm surprised and a little confused as to how i did it.

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#85 to #44 - poutinesalad

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Nope. Only one of my exes was introduced to me by a friend.

#46 to #17 - payseht#185 on commentsRank#185

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

add to that the fact I was a complete faggot (not gay, just a faggot) when I was younger and there's me right there... skinny, anti-social, not that good looking, annoying atheistfag, snob, comic book nerd... yet, somehow... pussy...

#70 to #17 - anon id: bfe8c632

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

speak for yourself, not everyone here is antisocial

#21 to #17 - anon id: 15ebc8e6

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

you summarized my life.

#24 to #17 - kingarturi

Reply-4

(06/27/2013)[-]

probably have a big dick.

#25 - poiklman

Reply+49

(06/27/2013)[-]

I'm 20 and a virgin, of the few times when I could have taken things further with a girl, my biggest fear was getting so caught up in the moment that the many fetishes the internet has cursed me with would make me do horrible, unforgivable things to that poor girl.

#28 to #25 - mrturferpop

Reply+10

(06/27/2013)[-]

I feel bad for you son.

#35 to #28 - inametoasted

Reply+13

(06/27/2013)[-]

He got 99 problems and bitches is one

#49 to #25 - hodhandr

Reply+6

(06/27/2013)[-]

So basically you are virgin because of responsibility?
That gives me mixed feels... Anyways, have a thumb for writing something interesting.

#54 to #25 - thailin

Reply+4

(06/27/2013)[-]

So close to becoming a wizard..

#55 to #25 - DisgruntledTomato

Reply+2

(06/27/2013)[-]

What level are you?

#71 to #25 - anon id: 3fe12611

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

i too share these fears... but one night stands are great because if you do something "****** up" you don't have to see that person again and you can always blame the alcohol

#62 to #25 - anon id: 4ed83a57

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

As another fetishist, trust me when I saw only the surface of your fetishes come out.

#59 to #25 - lolwatthe

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Just try to find someone as kinky as you, might be a bit tricky but still.

#5 - leotjynx

Reply-166

(06/27/2013)[-]

MFW My sister didn't believe it when she found out I was a virgin.

#13 to #5 - Zeigh

Reply+21

(06/27/2013)[-]

Those sleeping pills must've worked well then.

#47 to #5 - payseht#185 on commentsRank#185

Reply+6

(06/27/2013)[-]

holy ****, this is the first time I've seen his eyes!

#73 to #5 - ccryder

Reply+2

(06/27/2013)[-]

I....I don't understand why this has so many negative thumbs...i just dont...

#74 to #73 - leotjynx

Reply+2

(06/27/2013)[-]

Iunno, I think it's that once the thumb train starts it just snowballs.

But I also find it interesting that with one thread I have one post with +44 and one with -128.

#77 to #73 - sebthebrony

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

because it's fairly irrelevant I guess

#42 to #5 - anon id: 61e691d5

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

I didn't even know a gif of the original existed..

#6 to #5 - anon id: ad1cdb80

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

She looked at your hymen?

#7 to #6 - leotjynx

Reply+49

(06/27/2013)[-]

Yes, Both of them.

#83 to #6 - notstill

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

#33 - lieutenantshitface**User deleted account**

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#31 - dashgamer

Reply+33

(06/27/2013)[-]

I'm getting a degree in English education, and I'm pretty sure that when I'm in front of a class I won't be able to play this game at all because I'm a virgin myself. It would be like a dog trying to distinguish between two odorless, amorphous objects of different colors: he just can't.

#39 to #31 - sabcy

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

then play "who's not?"

#37 to #31 - Jowi

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

I'm sure you'll be able to tell some. Some are very obvious

#53 to #31 - riser

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Well, there are seven things that define humans, and one of them is envy. So if you hate any of your pupils without any reason, they probably aren't. Or maybe you're getting laid before the game starts, who knows?
(implying that you are not happy with your virginity, if that's not the case just carry on)

#50 - stramon

Reply+25

(06/27/2013)[-]

Dat Lightbulb.

#61 to #50 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

Reply+4

(06/27/2013)[-]

litbalb pls

#3 - mynameisnotmike

Reply+20

(06/27/2013)[-]

I feel like i'd be one of those trickers, that the teacher would be like "no way he is a virgin..." if they knew the truth, then again who am i kidding I'm on this website...

I've always wondered what the tell tail signs are of virgins from someone else's perspective.

#40 to #3 - neokun

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

#56 to #40 - vonspyder

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

#4 to #3 - mistahlegend

Reply+1

(06/27/2013)[-]

Antisocial. That's usually a good start.

#11 to #4 - morganfreesloth

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

im not social. im also not a virgin. hurray for denying stereotypes.

also in psychology antisocial is a disorder in which someone doesnt feel remorse for anything they do wrong. they realize it is wrong but they dont give a ****

#16 to #11 - grandterskrasao

Reply+3

(06/27/2013)[-]

i believe you are meaning Sociopathic. Anti-social just generally implies that you are an introvert or were unable to build the social skills needed to interact with others as effectively. Another cause of being anti-social would be an unpleasant event that happened in childhood, such as a fight, which would cause apprehension at approaching others.

#19 to #16 - morganfreesloth

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

yes but antisocial personality disorder is the same thing as sociopathy at least that is what i was taught

#20 to #19 - grandterskrasao

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

odd, i suppose it could be connected, but to call it the same seems a bit too umbrella like.

ah well, what do i know. just a senior dreading responsibility.

#78 to #3 - donaldducksdick

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

#36 to #3 - Kingsteveooo

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Lack of self confidence

#43 - princessthymicorn

Reply+7

(06/27/2013)[-]

I've heard a lot of teacher's say they stand behind people who they think are virgins during exams. Just something to think about next time you've got one.