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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - potatophucker
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(06/26/2013) [-]
At least he has one.   
   
I haven't eaten in weeks
At least he has one.

I haven't eaten in weeks
#6 to #1 - anon id: 02aca9e4
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(06/27/2013) [-]
maybe you should get off your fat ass and get one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - potatophucker
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Answer me this Anon:

How can i be fat if i haven't eaten in weeks?
#9 to #7 - anon id: 7dad4c21
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Bears hibernate for an entire winter, yet they're still gigantic when they come out of their dozing state.

point being? you don't have to eat to be fat.
User avatar #13 to #9 - mcroflskates
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(06/27/2013) [-]
You forget that humans are not bears.
Go sleep for an entire season and then come back and tell me you lived.
#14 to #1 - anon id: b68c55de
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Get a job then you fat loser.
#30 to #1 - anon id: 3f6717d9
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro. Trying to find a job right now, though!
#34 to #1 - anon id: b568697c
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(06/27/2013) [-]
How are you alive?
#17 to #1 - helgestrichen
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Well, stop ****** those potatoes then and start eating them!
Well, stop ****** those potatoes then and start eating them!
User avatar #10 to #1 - infinitereaper
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Finding work is a lot like whoring yourself out to people for free and hoping someone throws you a bone.

Honestly I wouldn't mind lazing about college and passing classes, but that **** is expensive.

#5 to #1 - udo
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(06/27/2013) [-]
order a pizza
User avatar #12 - cassiemae
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(06/27/2013) [-]
i've been a pizza delivery driver for almost a year, and it is a joke. mainly because of the dumbass customers you deliver to and how they feel they can treat you.
User avatar #16 to #12 - makomirocket
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(06/27/2013) [-]
in sdrawkcab britain, delivery guy is a dick to you
#36 to #12 - Visual
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I usually always give a $2 or $3 tip to the deliverers but this one guy was such a prick. I gave him a $20 bill or some $11.50 delivery and when he got done pulling out the correct change, I think he expected me to immediately give him a tip in the second we exchanged bills and he just snatched it out of my hand and left.

Then there is an old man deliverer who is so nice when you gave him a tip.
#37 to #12 - lastsamurai
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Whenever I see a pizza guy I always treat him with respect
**** those people
#38 to #12 - anon id: 3f3c14f1
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(06/27/2013) [-]
That's why whenever I get delivery I try and give the person as much of a tip as I can. Because i feel a bit bad for them. ):
User avatar #19 to #12 - smokekusheveryday
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(06/27/2013) [-]
i always tip though
User avatar #22 to #12 - baconmanbacon **User deleted account**
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(06/27/2013) [-]
What do you mean? What do they do? When we order pizza we take the pizza, give them their money plus a 5-10 tip, and thank them as we close the door.
User avatar #39 to #22 - cassiemae
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Well, my worst encounter was to a UC professor. She ordered pizza for her class, and demanded her 12 cents back, but we can't give coin change (its a hassle to make sure wehave enough for every single delivery) so she made her students give her the correct amount of change out of their own pockets. And when one student asked if she was going to tip she snapped "no she was lazy and didn't carry everything up here on her own" but there were 30 pizzas, 6 two liters of soda and all the plates cups and napkins. So I had someone help.
Another teacher locked all the doors to the building so I couldn't get in and they could call and complain that I was late. And just yesterday a lady called and complained about me for asking her to sign her credit slip to authorize the delivery. Apparently I gave attitude and was intentionally wasting her time.
User avatar #24 to #12 - burningsmurfs
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I delivered pizzas for like a month and in just that short amount of time man.....I've seen some ****, seriously.
User avatar #15 to #12 - huntergriff
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(06/27/2013) [-]
...i'm always nice to the people who deliver my pizzas...
User avatar #40 to #15 - cassiemae
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I guarantee that whoever delivers to you really appreciates that. Cause we get some rude ass people. We always remember the nice ones.
#21 - royrogersmcfreely
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #21 - whargarbler
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#23 to #21 - payseht
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User avatar #3 - fishyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
wat...i asked them to draw a shape on my box and the bitch lady was like "na mane we do dont that here" >.>...
#26 - trolololer
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#8 - queefquizzler
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(06/27/2013) [-]
relevant in more ways than one
relevant in more ways than one
#11 - phillmanbro
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(06/27/2013) [-]
So old it hurts my brain.
#25 - fordun
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(06/27/2013) [-]
My sister recently graduated from middle school and is going into high school.. We got her a card and my mom wanted me to write something on it like a quote or a saying or something. I wrote "Welcome to Hell"
#20 - xgrandmoffx
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(06/27/2013) [-]
MY BRAND!
User avatar #28 - naldibesti
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(06/27/2013) [-]
This has got to be like the 20th time i see this on this site
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