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#69
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gmarrox (06/27/2013) [-] 
So this is basically the same comic minus the art, and this one is older than my grandpa's dusty flesh balloon.
#115 to #39
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octaviano (06/27/2013) [-] Got that twice in a row, and still failed.
Because ************ China.
Because ************ China.
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azraelthemage (06/27/2013) [-] And then you have a hard time getting OUT of Madagascar.
#139
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meganinja (06/27/2013) [-] Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; **** was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port.
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; **** was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port.
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elbrysobrony (06/27/2013) [-] I had that happen once.
Then Madagascar immediately closed their port. Oh yeah, I killed off all of Madagascar. But nothing else.
Then Madagascar immediately closed their port. Oh yeah, I killed off all of Madagascar. But nothing else.
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thechosentroll (06/27/2013) [-] It's not about the score. It's about sending a message.
#34
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bloodmagic (06/27/2013) [-] That's why i always infect the whole world without giving the disease any symptoms. No symptoms, no one worries. Everyone infected? Cool beans. Sudden it gives everyone total organ failure.
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obeyweegee (06/27/2013) [-] Here's the problem. On games like Pandemic, for the iOS, some diseases automatically mutate to give themselves symptoms.
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bloodmagic (06/27/2013) [-] That's why I play Plague Inc. Way easier and all the Half Life 3 references you can handle.
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obeyweegee (06/27/2013) [-] By "Pandemic", I meant "Plague Inc". I didn't remember the title, my bad.
But in Plague Inc, certain diseases DO mutate to automatically gain symptoms.
But in Plague Inc, certain diseases DO mutate to automatically gain symptoms.
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bloodmagic (06/28/2013) [-] Yep, and you can devolve them and gain DNA by doing so. unless you're using a virus. Then it costs DNA to devolve it.
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drtrousersnake (06/27/2013) [-] i made a disease that does nothing and it still cause people to freak out
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richardphist (06/27/2013) [-] The one true strategy, Brutal becomes a cakewalk with this
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grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-] The Butterfly Swede Effect
A swede sneezing in Sweden can cause a president shut everything down in Madagascar
A swede sneezing in Sweden can cause a president shut everything down in Madagascar
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rakaka (06/27/2013) [-] i feel so accomplished when i get an infect bubble in plague inc. on madagascar. to me it seems easier to infect them in that game somehow.
#31 to #27
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exclamation (06/27/2013) [-] I feel accomplished when I get one in Greenland. Then I gotta kill everyone, which is damn near impossible.
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patriotpenguin ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-] make the disease airborne
little to no detection
disease makes its way into madagascar
everyones getting sick with it everywhere,they just dont know it yet
BUY ALL THE SYMTPONS
everyones starts freaking out making a bunch of cures
all fail
start with buying diahrreah
greenlands populace die
they **** themselves to death
buy the most leathal next
canada,murica,africa,madagascar,russia,china succumb
everywhere else slowly starts to die
little to no detection
disease makes its way into madagascar
everyones getting sick with it everywhere,they just dont know it yet
BUY ALL THE SYMTPONS
everyones starts freaking out making a bunch of cures
all fail
start with buying diahrreah
greenlands populace die
they **** themselves to death
buy the most leathal next
canada,murica,africa,madagascar,russia,china succumb
everywhere else slowly starts to die
#98
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blizzeh ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-] Oh boy, it's a copy of the oldest comic in history but with better art, what comedic genius
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thechosentroll (06/27/2013) [-] Hey, it works for our "OC comic makers". Don't see why it wouldn't work for Dorkly.
#249 to #106
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harbingerwolf (06/27/2013) [-] Clue is in the name "OC comic makers", if it aint theres, its not OC.
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thereasonableperso (06/27/2013) [-] I know right!? Everyone complains about madagascar but I usually have no trouble with it. Greenland ALWAYS takes ******* hours to simply infect everyone!
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wethepixel (06/27/2013) [-] Pandemic/Pandemic 2, Madagascar is a cunt to get.
On Plague Inc. it's Greenland.
On Plague Inc. it's Greenland.
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wethepixel (06/27/2013) [-] How do you manage to get greenland but not Madagascar on that game?..
#151
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antiphates (06/27/2013) [-] >Play plague, start in Turkey.
> ~7500 people sick. Insomnia symptom mutates
> Get detected, I imagine the following conversation between the president of Turkey and some health-minister looked something like this
> "Mr. president of Turkey, a new disease has been detected within our borders."
> "Ohh, is it serious?"
> "No, no, at worst they've had a hard time falling asleep sometimes"
> "I see........... Kill them."
> "What?!"
> "You heard me, kill them all."
> Tukey has executed a group of infected people
>MFW
> ~7500 people sick. Insomnia symptom mutates
> Get detected, I imagine the following conversation between the president of Turkey and some health-minister looked something like this
> "Mr. president of Turkey, a new disease has been detected within our borders."
> "Ohh, is it serious?"
> "No, no, at worst they've had a hard time falling asleep sometimes"
> "I see........... Kill them."
> "What?!"
> "You heard me, kill them all."
> Tukey has executed a group of infected people
>MFW
#32
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flaggerfighter (06/27/2013) [-]
I make my diesase easy to spread, but no symptoms, then, when the whole world has it, i make it the ******* grim reaper and they die within minutes
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anon (06/27/2013) [-]
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yes yes it ******* is
yes yes it ******* is
#140
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Kattemans (06/27/2013) [-] Everyone always seems to complain about Madagascar in these games, but it's Greenland that's a bitch whenever I play it. Madagascar's easy as **** .
