Plot twists, Man. Yerp. if the biggiec' spirirt' v) ists; in hi/ i: orv,. I prefered the old generation Earth to the new generation. I don't like the new 'human' characters; the character development was hard to follow and they're bor
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if the biggiec' spirirt' v) ists; in hi/ i: orv,
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User avatar #35 - roflstorm (06/27/2013) [-]
All was normal on a muggy ______ 65 000 000 BC
And then a ******* meteor fell out of the sky and killed everyone
#34 - merrymarvelite (06/27/2013) [-]
Shouldn't that be prehistory?
User avatar #33 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
the mammals got a total deus ex machina
#32 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
and if you were far away and didn't see the meteor strike it would basicly be grazing then out of nowhere it snows!
but wait this isn't snow! IT'S ASH!
then a wall of fire hits out of ******* nowhere
User avatar #30 - nocta ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
damn dinosaurs jumping the shark and all that ****
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User avatar #27 - anonymousefj (06/27/2013) [-]
prehistory*
#22 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I kind of feel like this is how it should have been

epic ass monsters living in equilibrium with the environment

now the world is boring, and populated by apes that insist of both harming each other and everything else.

Frankly I'm kind of ashamed to be human.

Perhaps we could all have been born a higher form of sentient life.
User avatar #31 to #22 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Imagine if we were born a higher form of sentinent life.
Guess they would also say "I wish we were born a higher form of sentient life".
User avatar #37 to #31 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Well at different levels perception changes, a higher form of life might not care so much, or rather, perhaps not even have the concept of "wish". In fact you have to wonder if humans are unique or special in regard to sentient life. It's all mighty interesting, which may be one of the few things that makes living worth anything at all.
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
So basically.
"Perhaps we could all have been born the most intelligent species in the universe"?
Because we're not the most intelligent on earth as is?
I mean, with all we've achieved you still regard humans as apes.
I mean, epic ass monsters totally wouldn't insist on harming both others and everything else.

Nah, this is getting stupid.
User avatar #39 to #38 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Equilibrium, I'm not correlating amount of intelligence to importance, in fact all we've done as sentient life is **** things up, what I was saying before was that as human beings have a certain perception, but change some genetic material around and evolution of a brain and perhaps we would get a species that thinks feels or reasons a tad bit differently.
User avatar #40 to #39 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Ah I see.
Except for the "In fact all we've done as sentient life is **** things up".
User avatar #41 to #40 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm talking in the grand scheme of things. Just about all we've done is for ourselves, considering the biosphere and Gaia, it feels like we've taken/take too much, and give back too little. All of the things around us made/make our lives possible, and yet, we don't return the favor, and even amongst our own species we cause so much misery for each other. Nearly 33% of the population is starving, the biggest country in the world, Russia, is corrupt, the country with the largest population, China, is corrupt, sex trafficking is still a major industry, the U.S. is the biggest supplier of illegal arms, fueling war and conflict everywhere, corporations control everything, lobbying is law, the government is a broken bureaucracy, its spreading across the globe, we still aren't learning, monsanto controls our food, nothing isn't owned... well, I'll stop here, but really, I care about humanity a whole lot, which is why I'm so distraught.
User avatar #24 to #22 - trollchildxy (06/27/2013) [-]
>Assumes reptiles would have grown into more compassionate creatures than mamals
>Wishes for silly **** that would involve the lack of my own existance
>Higher form of sentient life hasn't been found, nothing to compare us to, we are the highest form of sentient life in the universe that we know of.
#36 to #24 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Self importance is part of the reason humanity is constantly not learning from it's mistakes and destroying everything including itself.

Also our compassion comes with plenty of negatives, which are fueling the majority of the worlds problems, I wasn't implying reptiles, maybe something different, and in the end who knows with the forces of evolution. I also believe there is an okay chance there is other sentient life on this planet that we have been overlooking, dolphins perhaps, everything considered, there brain body ratios (depending on the species) are nearly identical to ours.

Don't get me wrong, I do love humanity, but to be rational is to accept everything, and to accept everything is to also hate us for what we are.

And in the end, this planet would probably be better off without any sentient life at all. After all the point of life is to self preserve, survive and go on, so any species that can not keep equilibrium is a reject of nature itself.
User avatar #20 - kwanzalord (06/27/2013) [-]
repost to the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
User avatar #42 to #26 - kwanzalord (06/28/2013) [-]
Reposting isn't the problem here....
it's a repost, from the front page, of the previous day
a repost from a few days ago is quite fine as it's recycled content for other people to see and not someone hoping to get to front page through an entry that had already been on the front page.
#18 - Tormound (06/27/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be more of a Deus Ex Machina than anything else? Instead of an intricate plot of how mammals evolved and planned to overthrow their tyrannical reptilian overlords, it was taken care with a hand wave of a asteroid conveniently killing all dinosaurs.

Also, the biggest plot twist is when a story ends on a happy and cheerful note with no dark overtones.
#17 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
I prefered the old generation Earth to the new generation. I don't like the new 'human' characters; the character development was hard to follow and they're boring now. The dinosaurs were cool... I still can't believe they were killed off.

But I'm look forward to World War 3. They keep mentioning it so it's bound to happen soon.
User avatar #21 to #17 - iceeyboi (06/27/2013) [-]
well a lot of the non-avian dinosaurs evolved to avian dinosaurs, but they'are not as badass as old school
#19 to #17 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
The world was invented by gabe newell, I don't think we'll be seeing any 3's this lifetime.
Maybe there'll be another 9/11 to kick off the new season or somethin'.
#16 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
That's nothing compared to the first time the doctor changed his form
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