Beta moments #1. . in school, gives us a paper with questions about our personality and stuff. Spuddenly, a guy comes to me and ask me if i have a girlfriend, s
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Beta moments #1

in school,
gives us a paper with
questions about our personality
and stuff.
Spuddenly, a guy comes to me and
ask me if i have a girlfriend,
say yes.
asks me her name.
say it' s my hand.
writes it in the paper,
Fl say it was a joke.
doesn' t care and gives back
the paper to the professor.
professor reads that loudy,
everybody thinks Put a
convulsive wanker.
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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User avatar #9 - smokedmeatlog (06/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>16
>professor
wat?
User avatar #28 - WhereMehSammich (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does your class not have a sense of humor?
Here's a somewhat similar story of mine
>Be 17
>In a class on the first week of school
>Teacher makes us play 2 truths and a lie
>Partner writes that i'm black, 17, and from California
>I'm white
>Teacher gets to my card, reads it aloud
>Obligatory "What's the lie?"
>Sarcastically say "I'm actually 12"
>Half the class holds back laughs while the ******* think i'm racist
I failed that class in the end.
User avatar #18 - mcsloth (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wheres the twist?
User avatar #21 to #18 - kommandantvideo (06/27/2013) [-]
His wrist does all the twisting
User avatar #12 - gladiator (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
convulsive?

so like, when you stark jerking it does it look like you're having a seizure?
#19 - mr skeltal (06/27/2013) [-]
well let's be honest, they're not really wrong are they?
#35 - YourAnalProbe (06/27/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Sit down son and read the rage-inducing story of the God of Betas
#22 - therebemoose (06/27/2013) [-]
"Convulsive Wanker"
"Convulsive Wanker"
User avatar #45 - I Am Monkey (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be at the beach today
>Go to snack bar
>Ask girl for a Gatorade
>Asks what color I want
>Try to be nonchalant
>"Whatever, just grab any"
>"Is red good?"
>I'm allergic to red, but I'm in too deep
>"Yeah"
>Go back towel and pour out Gatorade
>Drink tap water
#39 - acunit (06/27/2013) [-]
"joke"
#32 - madshatter (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i think you mean "compulsive" mate
i think you mean "compulsive" mate
#73 - Hayzer (06/27/2013) [-]
Convulsive
User avatar #4 - psychadelicace (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wank out of habit
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/26/2013) [-]
what's so bad about people knowing that??
User avatar #1 - oppenheimer ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerdoooooooooooooooooo
BTW you are a compulsive wanker
#27 - stocxt (06/27/2013) [-]
It's not like they're wrong...
#61 - mr skeltal (06/27/2013) [-]
le meem text
User avatar #23 - trollins (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But you are a convulsive wanker, op.
User avatar #15 - iamblastoise (06/26/2013) [-]
But you are.
User avatar #5 - reican (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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