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You sneaky motherfucker

Anonymous (ID: / J)
581 KB PNG
PWA HAHAHAH Him AHAHAHAH HAHAHA
that' s the worst thing we' wee?
My stew:
we me in subway
ssee cute girl
sshe' s probably i' m not great with
defining ages
suecide to know where she' s going
her a few train stops
suecide to try take something out tat her
backpack
ffirst siper :
mend cellphone
sidenote, why the fuck weild sameone
keep their cellphone at the backpack and
not in a peeked‘?
baisically steal phone
the hell away.
hours past
trough contact list
scolling
i found your daughter' s cellphone in
the subway
Firebending be a whiteknight
Masked talk to her
i found your cellphone, anyway i can
get it back you? Maybe get a coffee er
mesh with you tee?
sshe awnsers with a waded out wet
hum mm... i did take a look at yeer
cell' s wallpaper and yee‘ re cute. Kinda
wanted see you in persin.
she agreed to date.
it worked.
a week later i fucked her.
crime is worth it.
i' m not a nigger
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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#4 - MassDebate (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If only it were true.
If only it were true.
#30 - hoorayforshane (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'm not great with defining ages" just sounds like the pedophile's go to phrase.
#2 - vaskaduzea (06/26/2013) [-]
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#15 - sanguinemeows (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And I'm Hitler's son
And I'm Hitler's son
User avatar #36 - lucarioveethree (06/27/2013) [-]
You pulled all that off, and you didn't even attempt to hit on her mother afterwards?

Wow, what a beta.
#11 - gaminggenus (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can't not be a nigger.
You can't not be a nigger.
#5 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
yeah, nah that's bullshit
1) You don't find a girls phone, ask her on a date and call her cute, that wouldn't work
2) why would someone keep their phone in backpack
3) how would they not hear it or feel the zipper
User avatar #6 to #5 - makonendrak ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
1) She could be really self-conscious and a little desperate
2) Maybe she's wearing a skirt
3) Obviously your sneak skill is particularly low

I know it's obviously bullshit, but your logic as to why is a bit poor
#20 - fizzor (06/27/2013) [-]
Complete bullshit, but a good story regardless.
Complete bullshit, but a good story regardless.
User avatar #7 - outoftotalrange (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
9/10 didn't give me cancer
#41 - scant (06/27/2013) [-]
#24 - minoschur (06/27/2013) [-]
Fascinating.
#50 - ivoryhammer (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#23 - nightmaren (06/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What a smooth criminal
What a smooth criminal
User avatar #39 - fyaq (06/27/2013) [-]
2 lies
> you got laid
> you arent a nigger
User avatar #34 - Lintutu (06/27/2013) [-]
That is fucking creepy as hell
#25 - evilkipashi (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
haha nice story bro
haha nice story bro
#29 to #25 - spedlock (06/27/2013) [-]
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#57 - freshtoker (06/27/2013) [-]
I was feeling good man until I found out it was fake.
#55 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How I pick up chicks.
How I pick up chicks.
User avatar #14 - Omegashenron (06/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
...Who asks someone out over the phone before meeting them I mean i would be weirded out. I can understand meet me in the coffee shop or something then it being a date u know? But wtf.
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