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You sneaky motherfucker

Anonymous (ID: / J)
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PWA HAHAHAH Him AHAHAHAH HAHAHA
that' s the worst thing we' wee?
My stew:
we me in subway
ssee cute girl
sshe' s probably i' m not great with
defining ages
suecide to know where she' s going
her a few train stops
suecide to try take something out tat her
backpack
ffirst siper :
mend cellphone
sidenote, why the **** weild sameone
keep their cellphone at the backpack and
not in a peeked‘?
baisically steal phone
the hell away.
hours past
trough contact list
scolling
i found your daughter' s cellphone in
the subway
Firebending be a whiteknight
Masked talk to her
i found your cellphone, anyway i can
get it back you? Maybe get a coffee er
mesh with you tee?
sshe awnsers with a waded out wet
hum mm... i did take a look at yeer
cell' s wallpaper and yee‘ re cute. Kinda
wanted see you in persin.
she agreed to date.
it worked.
a week later i ****** her.
crime is worth it.
i' m not a ******
...
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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#69 - trevanman (06/27/2013) [-]
alpha as **** .
stealing a phone, playing it off as if she lost it, being the white knight and all. then to top it off, he gets to date her
User avatar #68 - bitchplzzz (06/27/2013) [-]
>be me
>tfw no gf
>tfw no story
User avatar #65 - stonerjesus (06/27/2013) [-]
I am so glad I decided to browse the front page inst4ead of going to bed. **** my job.
#62 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Something similar happened to me once.
Cute girl 8/10 on subway forgets her phone on the seat. Pick it up, but too late to give to her, as she already left the train. After an hour or two recieve phone call from her cell, it says "home". Pick up and a girl's voice. Introduce myself and say I found the cellphone on the train. We agree to meet up the next day. I hand her the cellphone and right before she leaves after saying thank you, I grab her arm and tell her, you ain't going anywhere. Take her home and mount her like a donkey.
NAH! She just said thank you, and I was too beta to ask her out.
#58 - saladtongsofdeath (06/27/2013) [-]
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>be 27 yr old 5'2 mexican me living in a white neighborhood
>be walking into a blockbuster
>see hot **** checking out the chickflicks
>look around to see if she is by herself
> *******************
>stay one isle down to wait for my move
>didnt see an opening, she goes to check out
>follow her to the parking lot
>duck behind car to make sure she doesnt get into a car with a guy
>see she is by herself
>quietly walk towards her, parking lot was dark, sets off a romantic ambiance
>come up to her and call her shorty... shes taller than me but **** it, bitches love being called shorty
>tell her shes hot and tell her to give me her "stuff" (her phone number)
>she hands me her purse
>she says please dont... im still a virgin, just take whatever you want
>bitch wants me so bad, she thinks ill take her right then and there
>reach into her purse and pull out her cellphone and tell her to unlock it
>put my number in her cellphone and tell her not to call me past 9 because my parents get pissed
>ask her for a pen
>she says she doesnt have one
>i turn around to go back into blockbuster to get a pen so i can write down her number because i dont have a cellphone
> she runs into her car and peels off... bitch cant wait to call me
>mfw i just bagged a hot ****
#57 - freshtoker (06/27/2013) [-]
I was feeling good man until I found out it was fake.
#55 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [-]
How I pick up chicks.
How I pick up chicks.
#66 to #55 - argonianmaidohonor (06/27/2013) [-]
How I pick up guys
How I pick up guys
#67 to #66 - doodogger (06/27/2013) [-]
How I get the chicks to swoon.
How I get the chicks to swoon.
#53 - pandawarlord (06/27/2013) [-]
You Sly Dog.
You Sly Dog.
#51 - codsquad (06/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 to #50 - alhemicar (06/27/2013) [-]
Why isn't everyone using this pic instead of that one?
#71 to #64 - shadecrenshaw (06/27/2013) [-]
********* do you even square?
User avatar #60 to #50 - hentaisweetie (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah the font's different from regular 4chan.
#49 - dashgamer (06/27/2013) [-]
That guy mastered the art of making your nasty thoughts seem like something appealing to girls.
User avatar #46 - bloodeyes (06/27/2013) [-]
he is a hero and a villian......he is batman
User avatar #45 - mrgoodlove (06/27/2013) [-]
10.5/10 trying this with celebrities
#44 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
If this is real, that's really actually messed up.
User avatar #47 to #44 - wilvine **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [-]
Is it messed up? I mean... Is it really different then approaching a woman with a cheesy pick-up line?
#43 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
I really want this to be true and not true at the same time
#42 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
lost it at nope the hell out of there
#41 - scant (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - fyaq (06/27/2013) [-]
2 lies
> you got laid
> you arent a ******
User avatar #36 - lucarioveethree (06/27/2013) [-]
You pulled all that off, and you didn't even attempt to hit on her mother afterwards?

Wow, what a beta.
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