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User avatar #9 - stimtheone
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Now just make one for men so we know where we went wrong.
User avatar #351 to #9 - JENNAY
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Trying to make all the porn they've watched a reality is a big one. Sex doesn't happen like that so you can't have some poor person try to live up to those standards

That's really about all I can think of

Oh, saying you need a bigger condom because the one you're wearing is too tight. Look at pictures of how much those stretch and try saying that again with a straight face. It's less of a mistake and more of a mood killer because they're just thinking "oh..."
#419 to #351 - ironsoul
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(07/15/2013) [-]
It isn't so much that I can't stuff my penis into it, it's more that it cuts my circulation off and makes it hard to finish.
#95 to #9 - moechler
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(06/26/2013) [-]
It would propably take a lot of pressure from me before having my first time...
User avatar #138 to #95 - cakefaceify
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I wouldn't worry too much about it or look for tips anywhere, believe it or not, being natural and going with instincts will get you pretty far.
#111 to #9 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I approve of this.
#155 to #9 - anon
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User avatar #287 to #9 - brytonn
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(06/26/2013) [-]
So it'll be 50 things for women to do and about 4,000 things for men to do.
User avatar #19 - maidenmk
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(06/26/2013) [-]
this is clearly written more for male readers than it is for female.
User avatar #373 to #19 - JENNAY
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't think most female readers would appreciate the whole it's-totally-ok-for-your-man-to-push-your-head-on-his-dick-and-choke-you thing

Always good to get some tips for those who read too much Cosmo (that **** is so out of wack)
#46 - nultweezes
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(06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - PedoBearsAcomin
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(06/26/2013) [-]
"pay attention to the clues he is giving you"
"you know what gets you off, tell him"
Seems a bit unfair haha
User avatar #42 to #39 - sketchE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
yeah but were simple
User avatar #107 to #39 - kamusioso
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(06/26/2013) [-]
It means, that when we have sex, we both should tell each other what we like, and pay attention to what the other person likes
#410 to #39 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
it's from 4chan
it's basically made to piss feminists off
User avatar #78 to #39 - carnagejc
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah there is definitely a little one-sidedness in it. But there are a fair few useful comments.
#139 - homicidalherpes
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(06/26/2013) [-]
What? I can agree with most of this, but if somebody isn't comfortable with being called a dirty slut during sex, you don't just tell them to get over it. Both should be on the same level, different people have different kinks.
#184 to #139 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I agree. Some of these were quite helpful but that's the only one I really thought was dumb. You can call your partner some other sexy things besides "whore" or "slut"... Being called a dirty slut would totally kill my mood, even if he meant it as a compliment.
#193 to #184 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Also, the threesome one ticked me off a little too. I would never ask for a threesome with another guy, so I would hope he wouldn't ask for one either. But it really depends on the couple. I'm not a one-night-stand or fling kind of girl. I need the relationship, because I know myself well enough to know that I will get emotionally attached to whoever I sleep with. So, I don't do casual sex.
User avatar #200 to #193 - homicidalherpes
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Hmm, no, asking for a threesome isn't a problem in my opinion. If he were to get mad because the answer was "no," then I would have an issue. You can't expect a guy to read your mind and you shouldn't get mad if he offers an idea.
#224 to #200 - bulimicbbq
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Logic? Woman? What?
User avatar #151 to #139 - mrwightproductions
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That one was the only one I had direct objections with as well.
#140 - nextgenmidgett
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(06/26/2013) [-]
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
#348 to #140 - anon
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User avatar #82 - shaybahm
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe my fiance and I are weird, but we always cuddle and talk after sex. We actually discuss it what was good, what needed work, what we liked, etc. Its lead to us always having awesome sex. But like I said, maybe we're just weird.
#88 to #82 - chudboy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That just seems robotic. A massive analysis. Yeah its good to better yourself in bed, but I'll admit it's a little weird haha
User avatar #90 to #88 - shaybahm
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I mean, its not that cut and dry. I realize reading it that it sounds almost mechanical lol
#91 to #90 - chudboy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
haha yes it did.
#126 to #82 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
If that is what works for you, there's nothing wrong with that
Each couple prefer different things when it comes to sex, so I guess that can also include afterwards.
#177 to #82 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
What are you talking about mechanical?

This is perfect. Next time you both do what eachother loves and not what you hate. "Lead to always having awesome sex"

User avatar #355 to #82 - JENNAY
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(06/26/2013) [-]
In my experience, all of those are just some of the best things to keep your sex life active, interesting, and fun for both parties

I had a friend who got dumped by a girl because she thought he was gay because he liked to cuddle after sex. Whatisthis Idon'teven
#104 - jinapayne
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Cosmo Tip #2693: Tickle his prostate with an egg beater to ensure massive pleasure
User avatar #112 to #104 - trolljunkusa
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Cosmo tip #5028758932

Insert an ethernet cable into his urethra and connect him to a router so that you can browse facebook while in mid sex
#183 to #112 - melwach
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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#117 - elmerfarted
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I think I've done a damn good job. Even after we got pregnant, **** gets freakier then ever.
User avatar #131 to #117 - CyrilKeir
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(06/26/2013) [-]
WHY is that? My wife is pregnant now, we just entered our second trimester, and she won't stop trying to jump my bones... Your's do that to you too?
User avatar #385 to #131 - newforomador
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(06/26/2013) [-]
To answer your question, my guess is that when women are pregnant their hormones are going all around, and since hormones are one of the things that drive people to have sex, the higher the hormones, the more she'll want sex.
User avatar #158 to #131 - elmerfarted
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That is me, and yes.
#292 to #131 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
When I was pregnant my sex drive went nuts, and the poor guy got uncomfortable in the 3rd trimester because he didn't want to hurt the baby lol
User avatar #134 to #117 - infinitereaper
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I vote you name your kid Beowulf, Artemis, Goliath, or Steve.
#122 - demonicstphenson
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Just reading those now made me realize how brilliant my ex was in bed. Completely psycho but great in bed. Thanks a lot OP