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i wish i had a gal =/

woman....who needs themi actually do =(

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User avatar #9 - stimtheone ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Now just make one for men so we know where we went wrong.
User avatar #19 - maidenmk (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is clearly written more for male readers than it is for female.
#3 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I hate any girl touching around my **** pipe. That includes the cheeks! And, I hate girls that touch my balls. Just not a selling point for me. You leave my Marmite motorway and my Christmas ornaments alone!
User avatar #39 - PedoBearsAcomin (06/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"pay attention to the clues he is giving you"
"you know what gets you off, tell him"
Seems a bit unfair haha
#2 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why wouldn't you tell her what shes doing wrong instead of making a comp out of it? She probably has no clue
#4 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think this is made more for flings instead of long term relationships, `cuz 38 ******* pissed me off. But what do I know I'm just a ******* anon.
#139 - homicidalherpes (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What? I can agree with most of this, but if somebody isn't comfortable with being called a dirty slut during sex, you don't just tell them to get over it. Both should be on the same level, different people have different kinks.
#140 - nextgenmidgett (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
User avatar #82 - shaybahm (06/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Maybe my fiance and I are weird, but we always cuddle and talk after sex. We actually discuss it what was good, what needed work, what we liked, etc. Its lead to us always having awesome sex. But like I said, maybe we're just weird.
#16 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I dated this fat mormon chick a few months ago. she was the lamest chick in bed. she made literally every mistake in this post (as for the "cosmo" tricks, I cannot confirm or deny this)

I had to do all the ******* work.
All she would ever do was just lay there with her legs spread.
She would never want to switch positions (she didn't feel "comfortable" being on top or on the side)
She ******* loved when I ate her pussy out, but when it was my turn for some oral, I literally had to ******* beg, even after taking her bitch ass out to an expensive Italian restaurant .
After I beat her pussy up, she wanted me to hold her, and cuddle, and sweet talk to her and listen about all the ******** that's going on in her life. She didn't understand that after twenty minutes of me having to hold myself up with my arms, trusting back and forth, I'm ******* exhausted.

We broke up last month because I told her I wasn't playing these ******* games anymore.
#104 - jinapayne (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Cosmo Tip #2693: Tickle his prostate with an egg beater to ensure massive pleasure
#169 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Most of this came across as really rude. 'Stop being a sissy.' 'Go back to Junior High.' 'I know this is shocking, but...' 'I suggest you get some knee pads.'

While a lot of these are valid points, I would like to see a guy read this to his girlfriend and see how well it works.
#117 - elmerfarted (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I think I've done a damn good job. Even after we got pregnant, **** gets freakier then ever.
+16
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User avatar #164 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, why should women have to deal with their nails if we can give them bruises? Seriously, seems a bit hypocritical
#122 - demonicstphenson (06/26/2013) [-]
Just reading those now made me realize how brilliant my ex was in bed. Completely psycho but great in bed. Thanks a lot OP
#36 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Good job you didn't make a men's one. we'd be here all day. TL;DR
#23 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly, every guy is different, every guy has different tastes and tendencies. For instance, I actually last longer than my girlfriend (posting as anon because I posted a pic a long time ago of her, and don't want people knowing our faces as I tell this story.) and she's the one who usually falls asleep afterward, also, we both like cuddling a lot, but it's not like we just lay there and talk the whole time, we just hold each other and enjoy each other. Then I have to go take a piss.
User avatar #106 - proven (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lost it at "accidentally kick a midget"
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