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#15 - princessthymicorn
Reply +199
(06/26/2013) [-]
My understanding of this show is that he is telling this to his children.   
   
WHO THE **** TELLS THEIR KIDS THAT THEY HAVE A BIG COCK?
My understanding of this show is that he is telling this to his children.

WHO THE **** TELLS THEIR KIDS THAT THEY HAVE A BIG COCK?
#91 to #15 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Anyone with half a mind. Seriously! It boosts your child's self esteem, unless it is a girl, then they might be freaked out.
#71 to #15 - heartlessrobot
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(06/26/2013) [-]
People with large roosters.
#59 to #15 - dreaddune
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Fathers
#44 to #15 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
it becomes very strange when you think about it as it really is. I think he's at about 30 women he's slept with before their mother so far, and a few he is in love with. Also he refers to robin as "aunt robin" to them, and tells them he ****** her. Its weird but hey dont think about it.
#41 to #15 - pabloch
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(06/26/2013) [-]
My father freely talks to me about past sexual encounters and the size of his schlong, "Average length but thick in the tip" those words are engraved in my mind.
#33 to #15 - trezon
Reply +14
(06/26/2013) [-]
He doesn't tell his kids about the penis part he just says "Kids I can't remember what helped me get through the incident, I'm sure it was something profound and meaningful, not something macho and petty.."   
   
Or something like that
He doesn't tell his kids about the penis part he just says "Kids I can't remember what helped me get through the incident, I'm sure it was something profound and meaningful, not something macho and petty.."

Or something like that
#31 to #15 - sirfisticuffs
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(06/26/2013) [-]
those planning ahead.
#30 to #15 - whyohwhy
Reply +12
(06/26/2013) [-]
The very first time they go clubbing.
The very first time they go clubbing.
#21 to #15 - memeinmycoffee
Reply +22
(06/26/2013) [-]
A real father makes sure his child already knows.
#22 to #21 - satoshimiwa ONLINE
Reply +4
(06/26/2013) [-]
I do sometimes. Mostly before I leave for work, but also when I get home, at dinnertime and before they go to bed. Sometimes I whisper that in their ears while they sleep and put little cock-shaped notes in their lunchboxes.

They better not ******* forget it.
#45 to #22 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/26/2013) [-]
well that guy's kids know firsthand since he ****** em for years and had babies with them.
#19 to #15 - sandynipples
Reply +2
(06/26/2013) [-]
He's not really narrating the entire story, i view it as his memories. Maybe in real time when he's telling his kids the very general version of things. Like when he talks about his college days with Marshall, instead of saying they smoked pot all the time. They ate "sandwiches" all the time.
#18 to #15 - jinapayne
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That's one thing that I hate about this show, the whole story doesnt make sense and they could of made sense with it
But I do think he doesnt tell his kids EVERYTHING and only the key points
Maybe he just says "I was dating your aunt robin" and implies it
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