Awesome Inventions

Usually you grate parmesan not mozzarella

ELLIE CMON.
ELLIE. SCOOTCH GODDAMMIT.

A joke like that years ago would have just been one of those corny jokes I might politely laugh at.

Due to years of exposure to the internet though all I can think about is CP

Seems appropiate for people with long hair.
My hair usually gets a bit wet when I learn in to drink..

Just make a cup with your hand and bring it to your face, that's what I do.

I feel your pain... .-.

ever heard of a ponytail?

It's not long enough for a proper ponytail.
Ponytails aren't really good looking..
I brush my teeth before I fix my hair in the morning.

well yeah, i tie my hair up when i brush my teeth, otherwise it usually down

Furthermore, I don't have anything to tie it with.

well you said your hair isnt long enough anyway, so not really any point in figuring that one out

Well, I can make a ponytail.
Just not a proper looking one.
and I wouldn't want to put my hair up in a pony tail everytime I got to drink something or to brush my teeth.

then go get yourself a hair tie
just the brushing part, i think you are able to drink something without wetting your hair...

I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that.
I just try to hold it back while drinking.
Sometimes a bit hard with a toothbrush in your other hand though.

"I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that. " eh?

are you telling me that you somehow manage to get your hair wet while drinking from a cup?

From the faucet.
You don't know you can drink from a faucet?

i see, then just hold you hair back with your hand when you drink, and tie it when you brush your teeth, and fix it up after youre done with teeth

we dont have a lot of faucets here, thats why it didnt even cross my mind

I mean, yeah, it's not like you have 2 hands to hold your hair with

I mean yeah, it's not like you can read.

It's funny that you have to post as anon.

Sure thing.
Just because I like dick, doesn't mean I'm gay.
Tsch, stupid anon.

OR the user is a girl with long hair

Water fountain.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the low pressure water is creating a spout that goes higher than the point where it originally falls?

We all know it is Photoshopped and that the brush is a 3D model, but still. They could at least try to replicated working physics.

It acts as a water fountain-esque flow of water so it's easier to rinse when you're brushing.

instead of fitting your head in the sink to wash your mouth out of toothpaste

That my friend is a tooth brush used to clean your teeth (water fountain for rinsing out your mouth)

Or just use a cup?

Because we can

So you can use it as a drinking fountain

Sony made it 10 years ago.

You win this round you cursed sea monster.

I've always eaten it with an knife and fork, like every other meal

You rich bastard!

excuse me for my language

Quite all right, and it's actually common practice in England, especially when you have your parents drilling it in your brain for about 17 years

You can consider yourself lucky, thats how Russians teach there sons to eat.

In case of capitalism breakout...

Everything I can understand in that photo, except the stapler, in what possible scenario would you ever need a stapler with two guns and a knife?

So your parents drilled eating manners in your brain, but not the truth.
Thats sad

But you will learn very soon, why everyone should have this items with themselves.
For today just forget about it.

Okay, what have I just gotten myself into... WHY WILL I EVER NEED A STAPLER?

for hanging communist propaganda posters of course

Well then, you a posh-ass ************ . I've had to eat pizza like a big cookie before when my pizza cutter and knives were all in the dishwasher, because it's not quite worth the effort to clean them until there's none left.

She's practicing ******* .

I was thinking about this, if I ever get the money to do something big, I´ll make a tardis as the door into my tv-room/gaming room If I still game at that age

I like you.