Awesome Inventions

#29 - emergence**User deleted account**

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#226 to #29 - danyrambo

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Usually you grate parmesan not mozzarella

#119 to #29 - swiftykidd**User deleted account**

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#104 - asftrooper

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(06/26/2013)[-]

It's not for everyone.

#2 - floppyturd

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(06/25/2013)[-]

pizza ! yay

#45 to #2 - girlcock

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(06/26/2013)[-]

#224 to #45 - raheemshibaz

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(06/26/2013)[-]

ELLIE CMON.
ELLIE. SCOOTCH GODDAMMIT.

#84 to #2 - sandez

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(06/26/2013)[-]

A joke like that years ago would have just been one of those corny jokes I might politely laugh at.

Due to years of exposure to the internet though all I can think about is CP

#36 - chubbisavior

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(06/26/2013)[-]

What's the ******* point in this?

#38 to #36 - emergence**User deleted account**

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#48 to #36 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Seems appropiate for people with long hair.
My hair usually gets a bit wet when I learn in to drink..

#103 to #48 - zoidz

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Just make a cup with your hand and bring it to your face, that's what I do.

#133 to #48 - poisonlonewolf

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(06/26/2013)[-]

I feel your pain... .-.

#86 to #48 - anon id: 5ffe861f

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(06/26/2013)[-]

becuase you have faggy girl hair and look like a homo

#93 to #86 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

It's funny that you have to post as anon.

#218 to #86 - carmichael

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(06/26/2013)[-]

OR the user is a girl with long hair

#115 to #48 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

ever heard of a ponytail?

#122 to #115 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

It's not long enough for a proper ponytail.
Ponytails aren't really good looking..
I brush my teeth before I fix my hair in the morning.

#135 to #122 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

well yeah, i tie my hair up when i brush my teeth, otherwise it usually down

#137 to #135 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Furthermore, I don't have anything to tie it with.

#144 to #137 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

well you said your hair isnt long enough anyway, so not really any point in figuring that one out

#149 to #144 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Well, I can make a ponytail.
Just not a proper looking one.
and I wouldn't want to put my hair up in a pony tail everytime I got to drink something or to brush my teeth.

#152 to #149 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

then go get yourself a hair tie
just the brushing part, i think you are able to drink something without wetting your hair...

#158 to #152 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that.
I just try to hold it back while drinking.
Sometimes a bit hard with a toothbrush in your other hand though.

#164 to #158 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

"I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that. " eh?

are you telling me that you somehow manage to get your hair wet while drinking from a cup?

#169 to #164 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

From the faucet.
You don't know you can drink from a faucet?

#173 to #169 - semidemon

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(06/26/2013)[-]

i see, then just hold you hair back with your hand when you drink, and tie it when you brush your teeth, and fix it up after youre done with teeth

we dont have a lot of faucets here, thats why it didnt even cross my mind

#240 to #169 - ghettograndpa

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(06/26/2013)[-]

I mean, yeah, it's not like you have 2 hands to hold your hair with

#246 to #240 - tylosaurus

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(06/26/2013)[-]

I mean yeah, it's not like you can read.

#107 to #36 - averagesizedpenis

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Water fountain.

#245 to #36 - anon id: e50daaf7

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(06/26/2013)[-]

rinsing your mouth out after brushing

#223 to #36 - dragmar

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the low pressure water is creating a spout that goes higher than the point where it originally falls?

We all know it is Photoshopped and that the brush is a 3D model, but still. They could at least try to replicated working physics.

#216 to #36 - anon id: 4b551cf7

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Levitating toothbrushes

#214 to #36 - anon id: aa8eb8f6

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(06/26/2013)[-]

It's flying, retards.

#207 to #36 - ilovegayponysex

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(06/26/2013)[-]

It acts as a water fountain-esque flow of water so it's easier to rinse when you're brushing.

#191 to #36 - fortminorj

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(06/26/2013)[-]

instead of fitting your head in the sink to wash your mouth out of toothpaste

#161 to #36 - anon id: 294570aa

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(06/26/2013)[-]

what about the pizza cutter? who eats pizza with a fork

#125 to #36 - anon id: ece924f7

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(06/26/2013)[-]

it is to allow you to rinse your mouth out afterwards without sticking your face under the faucet

#69 to #36 - naroemcgarson

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(06/26/2013)[-]

That my friend is a tooth brush used to clean your teeth (water fountain for rinsing out your mouth)

#60 to #36 - killasmasha

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#54 to #36 - anon id: b8c97b5f

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Instead of cupping your hand for water you can rinse your mouth out like your sink and toothbrush were a drinking fountain

#64 to #54 - uzerc

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Or just use a cup?

#40 to #36 - natanhiel

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Because we can

#39 to #36 - kingoftheinterwebs

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(06/26/2013)[-]

So you can use it as a drinking fountain

#16 - fireyvoidence

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Guys, the last one is obviously a levitating toothbrush. Not that hard to understand

#106 - chthulhu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Nintendo already made the first one, without smartphone requirement.

#109 to #106 - specialone

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Sony made it 10 years ago.

#110 to #109 - chthulhu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

#112 to #110 - specialone

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(06/26/2013)[-]

You win this round you cursed sea monster.

#41 - butiloveu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

A fork with a pizza cutter?
True mans eat pizza with his bare hands.
It's only allowed to cut it before .

#53 to #41 - zakaizer

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(06/26/2013)[-]

I've always eaten it with an knife and fork, like every other meal

#55 to #53 - butiloveu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

You rich bastard!

excuse me for my language

#56 to #55 - zakaizer

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Quite all right, and it's actually common practice in England, especially when you have your parents drilling it in your brain for about 17 years

#57 to #56 - butiloveu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

You can consider yourself lucky, thats how Russians teach there sons to eat.

In case of capitalism breakout...

#58 to #57 - zakaizer

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Everything I can understand in that photo, except the stapler, in what possible scenario would you ever need a stapler with two guns and a knife?

#61 to #58 - butiloveu

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(06/26/2013)[-]

So your parents drilled eating manners in your brain, but not the truth.
Thats sad

But you will learn very soon, why everyone should have this items with themselves.
For today just forget about it.

#63 to #61 - zakaizer

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Okay, what have I just gotten myself into... WHY WILL I EVER NEED A STAPLER?

#81 to #63 - blandknight

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(06/26/2013)[-]

for hanging communist propaganda posters of course

#178 to #53 - srapture

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Well then, you a posh-ass ************. I've had to eat pizza like a big cookie before when my pizza cutter and knives were all in the dishwasher, because it's not quite worth the effort to clean them until there's none left.

#44 - stayoutofmyshed

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(06/26/2013)[-]

What faggot uses a fork for pizza? bare hands master race

#212 to #44 - anon id: 01854867

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(06/26/2013)[-]

Everyone and their mothers eat pizza with their hands. It takes true class to use utensils.

#121 - SoupInACup

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(06/26/2013)[-]