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How to Butter Toast. Please do not stab yourself with a butter knife, that's not good.. it. ii, t' C, .-ll 2 hours age hear 'u'. we mobile is Just witnessed a m

Please do not stab yourself with a butter knife, that's not good.

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Just witnessed a man stab himself in the neck with a butterknife.
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Ill, _otep can walk you through this. The
man you saw made a critical mistake. ‘fee want to spread the
butter away from you, towards the beleave head of the mast.
Take it slow at first, and try to keep between spreads.
Anything over that and you risk an abrasion en the bread.
When I first started, I wore turtlenecks (always an option). New
I' m laying butts with the best of them. Dent rush it, and happy
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#8 - liftplus
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#38 - isopodic
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#42 to #41 - isopodic
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User avatar #72 to #43 - brettyoke
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I think it's kind of like when Funnyjunkers like rage inducing stupidity when it gets posted. It's not really funny, but it makes you made and completes its goal.
#71 to #42 - ylegrand
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You don't?
#73 to #42 - maxismahname
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#75 to #74 - maxismahname
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User avatar #76 to #75 - isopodic
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No.
User avatar #77 to #76 - maxismahname
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I'm sorry
#13 - Nihatclodra
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I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
#16 to #13 - legionofbronies
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User avatar #17 to #13 - theunlimited
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You must share the sauce brother. I beseecheth thee.
User avatar #22 to #17 - anonymousbrony
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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
#67 to #13 - anon id: 108f3308
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you know i kind of want to watch this anime but at the same time all i can think of is ******* NOPE
User avatar #78 to #67 - darkangeloffire
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Higurashi: When They Cry.

Have fun.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jacencaedus
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what anime is this?
User avatar #21 to #14 - anonymousbrony
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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
User avatar #23 to #21 - jacencaedus
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thanks
User avatar #24 to #23 - anonymousbrony
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You're welcome.
#15 to #14 - anon id: 29f33bc7
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clearly a good one
#51 to #13 - imthecook
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o wait...
User avatar #29 to #13 - thechosentroll
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I'm fairly certain that isn't physiologically possible.
#33 to #13 - bakakinji
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#3 - anon id: 50476812
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Like the RAPE ALARM? WORKED GREAT HUH??? REALLY GOING TO DA DEN TITS?? THINK- ZIMMERMAN TRIAL- PISTINGS EVERYWHERE- ASIANS CAN READ MINDS- SNOWDEN NIT IN AIR?? GOOD LUCK- DEW U HINESTLY THINK I PULLED THIS OFF WITHOUT HELP?? IMMUNITY?
#4 to #3 - patriotpenguin
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#6 to #3 - HordeyWordey
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User avatar #11 to #3 - themurp
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I do like rape alarms, they help society stay safe. I'm not going to Den Tits right now, but I might over the weekend. I doubt the Zimmerman trail will involve pistings but yeah, mind reading asian would help with his trial. I agree Snowden may very well have gotten help but I don't believe he would have helped you. Immunity to stupid would be nice, but it can't happen with you around.
#9 - anon id: 84644ab5
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witness something terrible?
better make a Facebook status about it asap
#61 to #9 - anon id: 138b7637
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See someone on fb who's witnessed something terrible and may be in shock.
Better take the piss.
User avatar #69 to #9 - memeinmycoffee
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Yes, naturally. I can say unsarcastically that that's a completely reasonable thing to do. Isn't the point of social networks to share interesting things that happened.
User avatar #40 to #9 - dubii
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I once had a friend cracking his head open and the first thing he did was post it on facebook.
#49 to #40 - therichie
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#60 - kotos
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I don't see the problem.
User avatar #28 - cowisbeast
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not even remotely funny
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