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How to Butter Toast

Please do not stab yourself with a butter knife, that's not good.

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Just witnessed a man stab himself in the neck with a butterknife.
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Ill, _otep can walk you through this. The
man you saw made a critical mistake. ‘fee want to spread the
butter away from you, towards the beleave head of the mast.
Take it slow at first, and try to keep between spreads.
Anything over that and you risk an abrasion en the bread.
When I first started, I wore turtlenecks (always an option). New
I' m laying butts with the best of them. Dent rush it, and happy
spreadin'
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#38 - isopodic (06/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#13 - Nihatclodra (06/26/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
#3 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Like the RAPE ALARM? WORKED GREAT HUH??? REALLY GOING TO DA DEN TITS?? THINK- ZIMMERMAN TRIAL- PISTINGS EVERYWHERE- ASIANS CAN READ MINDS- SNOWDEN NIT IN AIR?? GOOD LUCK- DEW U HINESTLY THINK I PULLED THIS OFF WITHOUT HELP?? IMMUNITY?
User avatar #11 to #3 - themurp (06/26/2013) [-]
I do like rape alarms, they help society stay safe. I'm not going to Den Tits right now, but I might over the weekend. I doubt the Zimmerman trail will involve pistings but yeah, mind reading asian would help with his trial. I agree Snowden may very well have gotten help but I don't believe he would have helped you. Immunity to stupid would be nice, but it can't happen with you around.
#9 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
witness something terrible?
better make a Facebook status about it asap
#60 - kotos (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem.
User avatar #28 - cowisbeast (06/26/2013) [-]
not even remotely funny
#32 - HayleyWilliams (06/26/2013) [-]
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#19 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - tampondickshit (06/25/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
User avatar #54 - wooyoungkim (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OMG I JUST WITNESSED A MAN STABBING HIMSELF WITH A KNIFE

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#79 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [-]
at least lightbulb tried.
User avatar #70 - mydogizmexican (06/26/2013) [-]
totally legit bro
#68 - vicecomx (06/26/2013) [-]
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#59 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [-]
....she should buy a lottery ticket with that kinda luck....
#58 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
LOL my XBL gamertag is buttagood4you. Kinda relevant.

Although I couldn't give two ***** about the faggots on this site.
User avatar #57 - ktbmnf (06/26/2013) [-]
this reminds me of this bitch who posted something along the lines of "scared for my life D: D: D: !!!!"" and i commented "scared for her life, makes a facebook status" and she got all her cronies to attack me with insults and **** . its funny
#5 - whatareyouon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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