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Disney has developed. e new video game called Disney City Girl . h. i. c... ti),
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Submitted: 06/25/2013
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#139 - dopplerpillow (06/26/2013) [-]
I have a lack of foreign culture, so I'm going to assume that the news reader is the suicidal guy from the film clip for Five Finger Death Punch's - Coming Down video.
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#128 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
easy game then
User avatar #123 - thefuzzywalrus (06/26/2013) [-]
wait, when did this turn into a bunch of conversations about how to get a gf?......
User avatar #108 - sacanawa (06/26/2013) [-]
more like wear revealing clothing
call every man a pig for staring at you
have sex at a party and claim rape
suck loads of dick and wonder why you don't have a man




or at least that's what people at fj tell me what a girl is like

#115 to #108 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
All I can say about women is that they perceive the world a tad bit differently, other that they are poeple just like everyone else.

and remember kids,

they are more afraid of you then you are of them.
User avatar #121 to #115 - intotheblaze (06/26/2013) [-]
Emi!
User avatar #117 to #115 - sacanawa (06/26/2013) [-]
how do i get a gf then
User avatar #134 to #117 - thechosentroll (06/26/2013) [-]
Also, not being ugly helps.
#120 to #117 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
There are many paths to ending "That feel when no gf"   
   
its kind of like finding a four leaf clover, or climbing mt everest   
   
The most important thing to remember is that you are yourself. You can't expect anyone to love or like you if you're some scrub or have a bad attitude/personality etc. etc.   
   
Improve yourself, be earnest, hope for the best... honestly I can say that real love is hard to come by... and very hard to grasp.    
   
And it's not a matter of "getting" as if a partner or companion were something to receive or conquer. Meditate on that, and perhapes you will have taken the first step.
There are many paths to ending "That feel when no gf"

its kind of like finding a four leaf clover, or climbing mt everest

The most important thing to remember is that you are yourself. You can't expect anyone to love or like you if you're some scrub or have a bad attitude/personality etc. etc.

Improve yourself, be earnest, hope for the best... honestly I can say that real love is hard to come by... and very hard to grasp.

And it's not a matter of "getting" as if a partner or companion were something to receive or conquer. Meditate on that, and perhapes you will have taken the first step.
User avatar #148 to #120 - babbylicious (06/26/2013) [-]
There are bodies in Everest.
User avatar #149 to #148 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #94 - sippay (06/26/2013) [-]
The gameplay
#141 to #94 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
that's the sims
User avatar #140 to #94 - iamaniceperson (06/26/2013) [-]
"Hey, let's make a sims clone without the needs system"
User avatar #125 to #94 - domogle (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh god the noise it makes when she walks...
#119 to #94 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
did.. did u just
User avatar #104 to #94 - spamalope (06/26/2013) [-]
That game looks absolutely terrible
User avatar #96 to #94 - ludislavonac (06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly looks like a bad copy of the sims, especially the furniture
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User avatar #56 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
I hated these kind of "girl-marketed" games growing up. Obviously, girls are only interested in shopping and clothes and **** . When I was a little girl I was playing Mortal Kombat, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Ocarina of Time, Starfox, etc.

If I have daughters, I would hope they would have better taste in games than vapid **** like City Girl.

User avatar #95 to #56 - babbylicious (06/26/2013) [-]
Hoping? You know, if you encourage them from an early age, there is a higher chance they will act like the way you want them to; I believe it is called imprinting?

Of course everyone has free will, but as a parent, you can do alot at an early age that you will not be able to when they become more independent.
#60 to #56 - imonaboatman (06/26/2013) [-]
I have a 4 year old sister who hates dolls, but instead loves to watch zombie movies and listen to heavy metal. Un-girly girls are the coolest.
User avatar #63 to #60 - MotorstormLegend (06/26/2013) [-]
I understand the pic reference
User avatar #126 to #63 - domogle (06/26/2013) [-]
**** me I know it's an album cover but I forgot which band, please help a ***** out
User avatar #146 to #126 - MotorstormLegend (06/26/2013) [-]
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me - Brand New

How did I remember that?
#90 to #63 - imonaboatman (06/26/2013) [-]
Then you are an awesome person and you should feel good.
Then you are an awesome person and you should feel good.
User avatar #62 to #60 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I loved barbie dolls as a kid. But I usually played some kind of extreme adventure game with them. I distinctly remember, during the winter when the snow piled up, creating an entire skit with my best friend called "Himalayan Mountain Rescue Mission" where half of my barbies died of exposure.

I remember the day my brother ripped the heads off all my barbies. I was distraught... Until I found that if you jammed the heads back on the barbies you could swing them by the legs and make their heads go flying. Then it became a new game called "sack the city" where the enemy would fling severed heads as a warning.

I was a strange child. My father is a historian. Don't judge me.
#88 to #62 - imonaboatman (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm not judging you. I was a strange child as well.
Don't worry, I'm not judging you. I was a strange child as well.
User avatar #59 to #56 - Tharius (06/26/2013) [-]
My 5 year old niece is a fan of the Resident Evil Series. She's not old enough to play them yet but she can tell you who Leon S. Kennedy is and what he does.
#53 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Why is it that any time a girl does something...girly... they are "destroying all progress women have made"
User avatar #58 to #53 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
There's a good "girly" and a bad "girly". Just like in books. For example, Jane Austin is an example of an author who writes wonderful "girly literature". Stephanie Meyer is an example of an author who writes crappy and shallow "girly literature."

I have yet to see a game geared towards girls that is not crappy and shallow. Whoever can pull this off will make bank.
#55 to #53 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
It's less "girls being girly," more "girls being shallow airheads who can't do anything but shop and gossip."
#49 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
too late, feminists already beat you
User avatar #39 - fyaq (06/26/2013) [-]
so if i suck dick and show my tits i win?

just like in real life.
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#71 to #39 - hammarhead (06/26/2013) [-]
well, lay down everything we own.
#52 to #39 - satnaam (06/26/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 270**   
   
   
   
Just like in real life.
**satnaam rolls 270**



Just like in real life.
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#42 to #39 - triggathepirate (06/26/2013) [-]
DREAD DORMAMMU! YOU 						************					 Where ye been!?
DREAD DORMAMMU! YOU ************ Where ye been!?
User avatar #43 to #42 - fyaq (06/26/2013) [-]
last account got banned by DJ 4DM1N butthurt
#44 to #43 - triggathepirate (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh, that guy.
#33 - envinite (06/26/2013) [-]
10/10 Like Urbz with Disney
User avatar #65 to #33 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** . I still have that game.
I remember all the **** I got up to when I found out I could edit the walls of any area.
Good times.
#91 to #65 - arstya (06/26/2013) [-]
I spent so much time moonbathing 						*****					 with this certain girl and masturbating to it despite it being totally blurred out.
I spent so much time moonbathing ***** with this certain girl and masturbating to it despite it being totally blurred out.
User avatar #129 to #91 - drooms (06/26/2013) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #64 to #33 - MotorstormLegend (06/26/2013) [-]
What's the ******* Scottish Assassin doing back there?
#48 to #33 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
I spent like 90,000 hours trying to figure out how to get my ***** sim to stay in the dinosaur part of the time machine
User avatar #54 to #48 - envinite (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, I'm forced to do manual labor at some sushi shop for ******* 2 days. Goddamn those squity eyed ****
#32 - kokomarr (06/26/2013) [-]
**kokomarr rolled a random image posted in comment #4864873 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** next Disney movie.
User avatar #37 to #32 - tehoutlaw ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
is it bad if I say I could see them doing something like this?
#31 - imonaboatman (06/26/2013) [-]
Great, now all our children can follow their Disney role models and become ugly crack-addicts.
Great, now all our children can follow their Disney role models and become ugly crack-addicts.
#98 to #31 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
here take this..
here take this..
#40 to #31 - kenwordo (06/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#99 to #40 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
dance dance!
dance dance!
#68 to #45 - bvsfang (06/26/2013) [-]
No dancing
#92 to #68 - imonaboatman (06/26/2013) [-]
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
#30 - garamri (06/26/2013) [-]
I actually tried this game on facebook.    
   
I simulated hanging out with friends instead of actually hanging out with friends. Also, hyper-consumerism up in this bitch. It would probably take 7 and a half earth's resources for everyone to live like a Disney city girl.   
   
I might be addicted to it.
I actually tried this game on facebook.

I simulated hanging out with friends instead of actually hanging out with friends. Also, hyper-consumerism up in this bitch. It would probably take 7 and a half earth's resources for everyone to live like a Disney city girl.

I might be addicted to it.
User avatar #28 - sweetnothings (06/26/2013) [-]
seth meyers makes my panties wet...
#25 - ldiablo (06/26/2013) [-]
"To the win the game" Wut.
#23 - killyojoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Is this a tv show? Cause I always see it but have never watched it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - PopcornViking (06/26/2013) [-]
its saturday night live...
#29 to #24 - killyojoy (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh, Never really watch it so I didnt know.
#22 - zedacedia ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
#13 - jimbobji (06/25/2013) [-]
Just wait until i get my hands on this patriarchal mess....
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