Daniel motherfuckin' Simonsen. Great norwegian comedian you should check him out on youtube. The bit above is from his appearance on Russell Howard's Good News
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

Daniel motherfuckin' Simonsen

Great norwegian comedian you should check him out on youtube. The bit above is from his appearance on Russell Howard's Good News starts around 8:33.

tala
iii/
i wig“
tll"
...
+959
Views: 33946
Favorited: 57
Submitted: 06/25/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mrcinnamon E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(69):

[ 69 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - randomprick (06/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In school, my friend told us he needed to take a dump and I decided to make a photo of him while he was at the sweet moment. As I got into the bathroom I saw a pair of feet in a stall so I took a picture of him with my phone, and ran for my life laughing really loud. Mfw I saw my friend in front of me as soon as I came out of the bathroom
In school, my friend told us he needed to take a dump and I decided to make a photo of him while he was at the sweet moment. As I got into the bathroom I saw a pair of feet in a stall so I took a picture of him with my phone, and ran for my life laughing really loud. Mfw I saw my friend in front of me as soon as I came out of the bathroom
#19 - windsong (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - chuckiefinster (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Farted and sneezed at the same time in fourth grade. Now I drink heavily.
User avatar #4 - mrkanyeeast (06/26/2013) [-]
I used to tell my parents I'm gay as a kid without knowing what it meant.
User avatar #5 - YeYouKnoMe ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Man...In 2nd grade I had to fart really bad and you know farting in 2nd grade was the worse and most embarassing so I tried to hold it, then after like 2 minutes I couldn't hold it and a crackle fart just bursted out and it was literally like a 15 second fart but it seemed like eternity, during mid fart while everyone was looking at me the teacher said knock it off and I couldn't stop following the teachers words was a "woah" by an impressed female student which made it all the more awkward...To this day I still think about that moment, I laugh and then I just think oh god why :/
#14 - hankspank (06/26/2013) [-]
story time.   
when i was in 4th grade, my best  friend James took me to this nearby fair.   
everything was going great until we got to the ping-pong ball fish bowl game.   
(for you who are complete losers with no lives, this was a game in which you had to throw ping-pong balls into fish bowls that were maybe 1.5 meters away, if you made it, you won the fish/prize inside the bowl.   
My friends dad was like the coolest guy ever and when James and I were throwing the ping pong balls, he was in the spot between us, allowing us to use his ping pong balls.   
unfortunately, i was so caught up in the moment, that i did not realize that James and his father backed away from the table and this 80 or 90 year old granddad replaced them.   
I mistakenly went to use one of his ping-pong balls and the guy grabbed my hand and stared at me with the typical "the kids of this generation are the stupidest little 						*****					 in the world" look, you know you've all seen it.   
up until the end of six grade (when James moved away to a different district) he never  let that go.    
   
TL;DR i grabbed some dudes balls
story time.
when i was in 4th grade, my best friend James took me to this nearby fair.
everything was going great until we got to the ping-pong ball fish bowl game.
(for you who are complete losers with no lives, this was a game in which you had to throw ping-pong balls into fish bowls that were maybe 1.5 meters away, if you made it, you won the fish/prize inside the bowl.
My friends dad was like the coolest guy ever and when James and I were throwing the ping pong balls, he was in the spot between us, allowing us to use his ping pong balls.
unfortunately, i was so caught up in the moment, that i did not realize that James and his father backed away from the table and this 80 or 90 year old granddad replaced them.
I mistakenly went to use one of his ping-pong balls and the guy grabbed my hand and stared at me with the typical "the kids of this generation are the stupidest little ***** in the world" look, you know you've all seen it.
up until the end of six grade (when James moved away to a different district) he never let that go.

TL;DR i grabbed some dudes balls
#36 - YUSEIWHAT (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
One time at swim practice my boob popped out in front of my friends
#17 - tehphire (06/26/2013) [-]
>be me
>end of year exams, morning only
>need to call home for a ride
>no cellphone
>go to the office, ask to use the phone
>guy at the desk jokes "yeah, but you have to pay 20 bucks to him, or he'll beat you up"
>don't look at the guy he's pointing at
>"doesn't matter, I run fast"
>Desk guy responds "yeah but he weighs more than you"
>Look at guy
>400 lbs
>mfw I just made a fat joke to his face
User avatar #15 - chuffberry (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when i was 10 i tried to show my extended family a funny video i had found on youtube. i didn't understand that the video was filled with asian jokes, and never associated this with the fact that half my family is chinese and might get offended. as soon as the video started, my parents screamed at me and made me sit in the corner of shame for an hour
#20 - moneybag (06/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>11 years old at my friends cabin
>pokemon was the **** , played whenever we had the chance
>just got back from tubing on the lake
>get back to pokemon
>cant find gameboy
>raid the whole cabin looking for my beloved gameboy
>search every room but the bedroom his parents slept in
>thats where I had put it to charge before we left
>open the door to see his mom taking off her swimsuit basically naked
>she notices me right away
>make eye contact
>go for my gameboy and run out looking at the ground
>his dad (who is black) enters the room as i leave
>akward as hell
>avoid his parents for the rest of the weekend and play pokemon

No matter how hard I try i will never forget that day


User avatar #8 - cheddarcheesestick (06/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I asked my parents if they wanted to hear a joke when I was 8.
"Hey Bill,"
"Yeah, babe?"
"What do you never want your daughter to lose?"
"What?"
"Her virginity!"
Moments passed of silence
"Not appropriate."
User avatar #9 to #8 - YeYouKnoMe ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
So I am confused, are you asking your dad Bill? Cause your profile says man, and if you are a woman and your dad calls you babe that is creepy...So I'm pretty damn lost...
User avatar #1 - LeoBoon (06/25/2013) [-]
Yes. If you'll ever see me in person, I'll be cringing every two minutes, replaying awkward moments in my head from kindergarten to last week's.
#32 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Every place i have slept over, i have masturbated in a secret place.



Until one day we were a drinking game called sociables, and there was a rule after taking a drink we have to tell a secret.


and i decided to tell them this..
#54 - lujan (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
one time about four years ago, I was banging my girlfriend at the time and she farted loudly while we were doing doggy. I stopped for a second and she yelled at me to keep going and she continued farting until we finished. I'll never forget that.
User avatar #16 - nunc (06/26/2013) [-]
when i was in 3rd grade, i would always have to fart during story/reading time. I would get my ass as low to the ground and let er rip because i thought that the fart wouldnt rise and it would stay on the same hight level as i farted it on until it went away. I did this for a whole year. Now as a junior in highschool i cant honestly say i know why no one talks to me........
#61 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I asked the same girl out four times in Freshmen year...

...once while wearing a fedora...
User avatar #39 - rdangerdash (06/26/2013) [-]
My childhood was made up entirely of awkward moments and I have not gotten over any of it.
#64 - tristanscharpman (06/26/2013) [-]
I was on the phone with my boss when my swedish friend just 						*******					 comes out of no where, so i put him on hold   
   
and the swede starts rambling "amerikanski some 						*******					 outside trying to sell me envelopes or some 						****					, you hate 						*******					 don't you?" or something along those lines. i jokingly said "leave me alone and we can do it hardcore like you like tonight"   
   
He wasnt on hold.   
   
He heard it ALL.   
   
we just sat there in silence for like 5 minutes before he hung up.
I was on the phone with my boss when my swedish friend just ******* comes out of no where, so i put him on hold

and the swede starts rambling "amerikanski some ******* outside trying to sell me envelopes or some **** , you hate ******* don't you?" or something along those lines. i jokingly said "leave me alone and we can do it hardcore like you like tonight"

He wasnt on hold.

He heard it ALL.

we just sat there in silence for like 5 minutes before he hung up.
#60 - sidnineonefourtwo (06/26/2013) [-]
Had to sneeze very badly one morning in middle school. With the sneeze came an earth quaking fart that shook the class. Had a bunch of cute girls in that class too. Not even the teacher could stop herself from laughing. Beginning of the school year too.
User avatar #56 - ADeadlYLepricoN (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
walked in my 6th grade classroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of my belt. they laughed, I tried to pull it out and it looked like a ******* clown scarf.
ated two of the girls in that room in the last 10 years. both of them brought it up once.
[ 69 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)