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User avatar #3 - esunabusy (06/24/2013) [-]
Maybe everyone in America should get a free name change at the age of 18.
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#117 to #3 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129 to #117 - esunabusy (06/25/2013) [-]
In America, unfortunately you need to pay around $250 dollars.

The applicant may be required to give a reasonable explanation for wanting to change their name. A fee is generally payable, and the applicant may be required to post legal notices in newspapers to announce the name change. Generally the judge has limited judicial discretion to grant or deny a change of name, usually only if the name change is for fraudulent, frivolous or immoral purposes.[2] In 2004, a Missouri man succeeded in changing his name to They.[3] The Minnesota Supreme Court ruled that a name change to 1069 could be denied, but that Ten Sixty-Nine was acceptable (Application of Dengler, 1979); the North Dakota Supreme Court had denied the same request several years before (Petition of Dengler, 1976).[4]

In nearly all states, a person cannot choose a name that is intended to mislead (such as adopting a celebrity's name), that is intentionally confusing, or that incites violence; nor can one adopt, as a name, a racial slur, a threat, or an obscenity.
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User avatar #146 to #132 - esunabusy (06/25/2013) [-]
True, but there is a job crisis here at the moment so $250 could be used for rent. Let me give you a real case.. it was $600 since a brother and sister did it. He was an accountant but he was named Snitch. He decided that.. well.. that's really going to make job searching hard.. So he decided to go with his mother's maiden name, and his sister decided to do so too. They kept their first and middle names though.

I think it's free to switch back to your normal name if divorced here.. I'm not sure.
#63 to #3 - firstresponder (06/25/2013) [-]
what could possibly go wrong?
User avatar #74 to #63 - esunabusy (06/25/2013) [-]
Actually, a cousin of mine went to war along side Optimus Prime.
User avatar #62 to #3 - grahamernazi (06/25/2013) [-]
It would be even better to get one starting at age 12. That way, we'll have people named after their online handles, "CoDsNiPeRpRo6969, BangedUrMomHard, 300ConfirmedKillsNavySEALSpecialist, MeGustalelelelelele," etc.
User avatar #9 to #3 - valorcore (06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah i agree, everyone should get a free name change after the tutorial.
Also, we should get gameplay improvements like, zooming with our eyes, **** money etc.
#70 to #9 - funnyjunkforlife (06/25/2013) [-]
...why would you want to **** money?
#17 to #9 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
also a chance to change race, class and birthsign
User avatar #56 to #17 - srapture (06/25/2013) [-]
Class change menu...
Deselect: Lower-middle class
Select: So ******* flushed with cash that I'll never have to work a day in my entire life
[Confirm]
#85 to #56 - willypmedina ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why everybody doesn't like to work, I would get really boring sitting all day in the computer, but I respect your opinion. And good luck with your dream srapture good luck.
User avatar #93 to #85 - srapture (06/25/2013) [-]
I didn't say I wouldn't work. "I'll never have to work". As financial security. If I never intended to work. I wouldn't really have any aspirations.
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