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User avatar #90 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
In WWII Germany, it was illegal to name a horse Adolf.
User avatar #96 to #90 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
There are laws about naming your kids in Germany, for example you cant name your kids after car companies such as Mercadies
User avatar #98 to #96 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
Just German car makers? Or all? I was planning on moving there and naming my child Koenisegg Von Vauxhall
#102 to #98 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
I mean you can name your kids after the companies but you will be fined a huge fine every year due to copy right, I think it is just car companies but I might be wrong and its more than just car companies
I mean you can name your kids after the companies but you will be fined a huge fine every year due to copy right, I think it is just car companies but I might be wrong and its more than just car companies
User avatar #104 to #102 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
But Mercedes (the car maker) was named after a person.
User avatar #105 to #104 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
yeah, and now if you name your kid after Mercedes in Germany you get a fine, now if you were born outside Germany with the name Mercedes and you move, if you show them your birth certificate then you dont have to worry about a fine because you were not born on German soil
User avatar #106 to #105 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have a kid and call it Mercedes Daimler Porsche Bayerische Motoren Werke Fuhrer, then burn it's birth certificate as he sets off to Germany with the one way ticket I buy it.
Jimmeiroestle
User avatar #108 to #106 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn dude, I hope your rich
User avatar #110 to #108 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
oh **** . I'm penniless.
User avatar #111 to #110 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Then have a back up name for your kid
User avatar #112 to #111 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
If I burn it's birth certificate
Then I'm not the father
Problem solved
User avatar #113 to #112 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Thats very true
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