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#24 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [-]
mfw my wife had her period on our wedding night....
#105 to #24 - yofutofu (06/25/2013) [-]
Says mfw, doesn't post an image, has a white name....newfags.
Says mfw, doesn't post an image, has a white name....newfags.
User avatar #103 to #24 - kernelstack (06/25/2013) [-]
yfw you have no face...
#101 to #24 - mrantony (06/25/2013) [-]
When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt path home.
User avatar #97 to #24 - baaltomekk (06/25/2013) [-]
When i married my wife, our Wedding Party went for about 20 hours before the last people left. When we came home, we had only 4 hours of sleep left before we had to stand up again to clean the mess from the party. So we postponed that part to the next night.
#99 to #97 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [-]
you had to clean the mess?? why the **** ? don't you people know that groom and bride are like king and queen???
User avatar #106 to #99 - baaltomekk (06/25/2013) [-]
Everyone from both our families helped as well, of course
#107 to #106 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you get married in your own yard?
User avatar #108 to #107 - baaltomekk (06/25/2013) [-]
No we got married in the school hall of a school my mother in law works at.
#109 to #108 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [-]
ah that might explain it.
We got married on a friend's farm where he has a kind of venue, when the cleaning was going on, we were stoned in the hot tub, our families, the appropriate distance from us (very far), and getting ready to continue the festivities (Jewish weddings have a 7 day celebration thing going on).
#84 to #24 - idkwhatthatmeans (06/25/2013) [-]
>mfw
>no picture
wat r u doin
User avatar #81 to #24 - ahjay ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
It has been..

A Red Dawn.
#74 to #24 - ImAWizard (06/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like you had a "Red Wedding"
#76 to #74 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [-]
That's not even funny! We're jewish, and in hebrew it's called "Blood Wedding"....
#80 to #76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2013) [-]
i think he was referring to the game of thrones
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User avatar #62 to #24 - najar (06/25/2013) [-]
When the river flows red, take the dirt trail instead.
User avatar #59 to #24 - ruckallthefules (06/25/2013) [-]
You guys probably didn't kiss either, because you seem to be missing a face.
#51 to #24 - teranin ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
a real man loves his woman no matter what day of the month it is.  Also, women are WAY more horny on their period, and there is no risk of pregnancy.
a real man loves his woman no matter what day of the month it is. Also, women are WAY more horny on their period, and there is no risk of pregnancy.
#34 to #24 - dontknowmeatall (06/25/2013) [-]
A true knight has no fear of staining his sword with some blood.
#89 to #34 - dubii (06/25/2013) [-]
I am proud to be the 100th thumb on such a great comment.
I am proud to be the 100th thumb on such a great comment.
User avatar #66 to #34 - sqivgqxjytfmjonf (06/25/2013) [-]
A true captain also sails the red sea
User avatar #53 to #34 - rieskimo (06/25/2013) [-]
To be fair to him some women have particularly uncomfortable cramps and after a whole day of wedding BS she may have just been like "I'M ******* DONE, I'M GETTING DRUNKER AND I'M GOING TO BED".

If a woman is in that mood, it takes a lot of bravery to be like "Um... honey... how about we have sex?"
#64 to #53 - dontknowmeatall (06/25/2013) [-]
Never marry someone like that.
#96 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2013) [-]
Don't marry someone who doesn't want to have sex with their period? That's ridiculous.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ahappyblackman (06/25/2013) [-]
I logged in to thumb you, you magnificent bastard
#37 to #35 - ninex (06/25/2013) [-]
you could thumb him without login.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zapgod (06/25/2013) [-]
i would have postponed it
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