(13). . tara n n it BITE tagss: imagine getting married after many months planning, yea' re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautifal ree
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tara n n it BITE
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imagine getting married
after many months planning, yea' re standing at the altar with your
significant other in a beautifal reem fillet) with all year friends and
your family
and every single person in that reem over age IO mews yea' re
getting an tonight
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Submitted: 06/24/2013
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#12 - IAmManbearpig (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
oh man, I can picture it now, everyone will be so happy for me
#24 - sofarsogoodsowhat (06/25/2013) [+] (29 replies)
mfw my wife had her period on our wedding night....
#34 to #24 - dontknowmeatall (06/25/2013) [-]
A true knight has no fear of staining his sword with some blood.
User avatar #13 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I always imagined this moment....
the last time I shake my wife's dad's hand and that brief moment of eye contact,
I will convey to him:

this is not the first time I have ****** your daughter with my black dick,
it will not be the last,
you may want to take a shower the next time she hugs and kisses you.
her booty is mine and it belongs to me.....
#18 - axeaddonis (06/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When one of my friends gets married, I'll be in the back with some other guys doing this.
When one of my friends gets married, I'll be in the back with some other guys doing this.
#32 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
mfw an 11year old knows im getting laid tonight
#48 - rawrimdaisy (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In ancient Athens they use to all surround the bedroom violently banging on the doors and singing songs and wailing while the 14-year-old bride lost her virginity to a supposedly fatter, older, oily man.
#20 - pappathethird (06/25/2013) [-]
Even the younger ones know
Even the younger ones know
User avatar #27 - mrchuck (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then the Rains of Castamere starts playing
#1 - digitroll (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yes... imagine
#21 - goodcheese (06/25/2013) [-]
mfw it's a greencard marriage and we aren't consummating anything
mfw it's a greencard marriage and we aren't consummating anything
#2 - duskmane (06/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Is that so, sweetie?
Should I pencil that in for after your dad hangs me?
#7 to #6 - immortalfear (06/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - sheenaandjanie (06/25/2013) [-]
So I'm not the only one who sits in weddings thinking that?
User avatar #54 - Crusader (06/25/2013) [-]
My brother didn't get laid on his wedding night, they were both exhausted from dancing and goofing around at the reception so she passed out in her chair, he fell asleep playing cards and we had to carry them up to their bed.

And no, we didn't **** with them.
User avatar #71 - Pein (06/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I didn't get any that night, because we were way too ******* tired, and I couldn't even get my wife out of her dress because of the damn string-back thingy. But I did that next day...
User avatar #36 - archangel (06/25/2013) [-]
well the first dance is symbolic of the first shag. It was put in by our slightly more repressed ancestors to replace the going into a hut and having sex while everyone cheering.
which was put in place earlier sexually repressed ancestors which replaced the tradition ,which was to have the first shag in front of everybody.
which was put in place by earlier shame filled ancestors who thought it would be better to mark the occasion with ceremony, and gain stuff.
which was put in by even earlier prudential ancestor who decided to mate for life with only one person.
its a progression of older generations ******* younger generations over ******* . which seems pretty ****** up
User avatar #93 - jellykuba (06/25/2013) [-]
When I got married we didn't consummate till the third day. Honeymoon was more about getting drunk and hitting as many water slides as we could in one day.
User avatar #88 - drunkasaurus (06/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have sex on my wedding day, those things go well past midnight... I'd want to just go the **** to sleep once I got home.
#98 - tmdarby (06/25/2013) [-]
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#22 - 4chan refugee (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
im not even married and i have sex almost every night.
ps for all the virgins, the smell is terrible and since im not very physically fit it is also exhausting.
oh not to mention that you feel bad when you finish prematurely and she doesn't get off.
#55 to #22 - cleptomanicx (06/25/2013) [-]
The smell is bad? I think you and your gf just need a bath.
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