(13). . tara n n it BITE tagss: imagine getting married after many months planning, yea' re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautifal ree (13) tara n it BITE tagss: imagine getting married after many months planning yea' re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautifal ree
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tara n n it BITE
tagss:
imagine getting married
after many months planning, yea' re standing at the altar with your
significant other in a beautifal reem fillet) with all year friends and
your family
and every single person in that reem over age IO mews yea' re
getting an tonight
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#12 - IAmManbearpig
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(06/25/2013) [-]
oh man, I can picture it now, everyone will be so happy for me
#73 to #12 - boringbored
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(06/25/2013) [-]
too soon.
#90 to #12 - Schadenfreude
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#15 to #12 - agentdoubleohio
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#24 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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(06/25/2013) [-]
mfw my wife had her period on our wedding night....
#105 to #24 - yofutofu
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Says mfw, doesn't post an image, has a white name....newfags.
Says mfw, doesn't post an image, has a white name....newfags.
#51 to #24 - teranin
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a real man loves his woman no matter what day of the month it is.  Also, women are WAY more horny on their period, and there is no risk of pregnancy.
a real man loves his woman no matter what day of the month it is. Also, women are WAY more horny on their period, and there is no risk of pregnancy.
#65 to #24 - WootBoot
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User avatar #81 to #24 - ahjay
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It has been..

A Red Dawn.
User avatar #97 to #24 - baaltomekk
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When i married my wife, our Wedding Party went for about 20 hours before the last people left. When we came home, we had only 4 hours of sleep left before we had to stand up again to clean the mess from the party. So we postponed that part to the next night.
#99 to #97 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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you had to clean the mess?? why the ****? don't you people know that groom and bride are like king and queen???
User avatar #106 to #99 - baaltomekk
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Everyone from both our families helped as well, of course
#107 to #106 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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Did you get married in your own yard?
User avatar #108 to #107 - baaltomekk
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No we got married in the school hall of a school my mother in law works at.
#109 to #108 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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ah that might explain it.
We got married on a friend's farm where he has a kind of venue, when the cleaning was going on, we were stoned in the hot tub, our families, the appropriate distance from us (very far), and getting ready to continue the festivities (Jewish weddings have a 7 day celebration thing going on).
#101 to #24 - mrantony
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When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt path home.
User avatar #103 to #24 - kernelstack
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yfw you have no face...
#104 to #24 - botherandbefuddle
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Pft.
#74 to #24 - ImAWizard
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Sounds like you had a "Red Wedding"
#76 to #74 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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That's not even funny! We're jewish, and in hebrew it's called "Blood Wedding"....
#80 to #76 - anon id: 67108286
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i think he was referring to the game of thrones
#84 to #24 - idkwhatthatmeans
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(06/25/2013) [-]
>mfw
>no picture
wat r u doin
User avatar #62 to #24 - najar
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(06/25/2013) [-]
When the river flows red, take the dirt trail instead.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zapgod
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i would have postponed it
#49 to #24 - diegotan
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User avatar #59 to #24 - ruckallthefules
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You guys probably didn't kiss either, because you seem to be missing a face.
#34 to #24 - dontknowmeatall
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(06/25/2013) [-]
A true knight has no fear of staining his sword with some blood.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ahappyblackman
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I logged in to thumb you, you magnificent bastard
#37 to #35 - ninex
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you could thumb him without login.
User avatar #53 to #34 - rieskimo
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To be fair to him some women have particularly uncomfortable cramps and after a whole day of wedding BS she may have just been like "I'M ******* DONE, I'M GETTING DRUNKER AND I'M GOING TO BED".

If a woman is in that mood, it takes a lot of bravery to be like "Um... honey... how about we have sex?"
#64 to #53 - dontknowmeatall
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Never marry someone like that.
#96 to #64 - anon id: 6a0909a0
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Don't marry someone who doesn't want to have sex with their period? That's ridiculous.
User avatar #66 to #34 - sqivgqxjytfmjonf
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A true captain also sails the red sea
#89 to #34 - dubii
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I am proud to be the 100th thumb on such a great comment.
I am proud to be the 100th thumb on such a great comment.
User avatar #13 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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I always imagined this moment....
the last time I shake my wife's dad's hand and that brief moment of eye contact,
I will convey to him:

this is not the first time I have ****** your daughter with my black dick,
it will not be the last,
you may want to take a shower the next time she hugs and kisses you.
her booty is mine and it belongs to me.....
User avatar #17 to #13 - partnerintroll
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why bring up its black? weren't you just ranting about how the jerseys perpetuate anti-blackness?
User avatar #56 to #17 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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This is a positive representation.

Now, itd be different if i said i raped her with it
User avatar #16 to #13 - doctadeathbench
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(well my dick is pretty black too, maybe because of the gangrene
#44 to #13 - xsnowbanex
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Oh god yes. Every time I meet my girlfriends Dad I give him this look...and I make sure he knows....I have ****** his daughter...and he can't do anything about it...cause she wants my black cock...she yearns for it..begs even.....And I make sure I convey this message every time we meet. with this look...
Oh god yes. Every time I meet my girlfriends Dad I give him this look...and I make sure he knows....I have ****** his daughter...and he can't do anything about it...cause she wants my black cock...she yearns for it..begs even.....And I make sure I convey this message every time we meet. with this look...
#19 to #13 - chaoticwaffle
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The most important thing in life is booty. A man's butt, booty, gettin' some booty is more important than food. It's more important than gettin' water. If I see a man I like I tell him like this. I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.
User avatar #57 to #19 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Maaan. I can quote that episode
#18 - axeaddonis
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When one of my friends gets married, I'll be in the back with some other guys doing this.
When one of my friends gets married, I'll be in the back with some other guys doing this.
User avatar #47 to #18 - eminempackerfan
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User avatar #86 to #47 - iliveinrackcity
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(06/25/2013) [-]
that was gay...
#31 to #18 - anon id: b4a0fd2d
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best .gif ever
User avatar #67 to #18 - Greekkenyan
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I will use this sometime. When? I don't know. But there'll be a time
#68 to #67 - anon id: a5110792
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/watch?v=35hCo_grAqw
#32 - runescapewasgood
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(06/25/2013) [-]
mfw an 11year old knows im getting laid tonight
#48 - rawrimdaisy
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In ancient Athens they use to all surround the bedroom violently banging on the doors and singing songs and wailing while the 14-year-old bride lost her virginity to a supposedly fatter, older, oily man.
#102 to #48 - pikininja
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User avatar #60 to #48 - sheenaandjanie
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They did that in France for royal weddings, too, I believe.
User avatar #63 to #60 - rawrimdaisy
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They also burned the carriage she traveled on to get to her new home to show that she aint going back, lovely
#20 - pappathethird
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Even the younger ones know
Even the younger ones know
User avatar #27 - mrchuck
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Then the Rains of Castamere starts playing
#38 to #27 - specialone
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#1 - digitroll
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(06/24/2013) [-]
yes... imagine
User avatar #29 to #1 - strangemoo
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Salted Potatoes. There, atleast your comment is alone.
#2 - duskmane
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Is that so, sweetie?
Should I pencil that in for after your dad hangs me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - immortalfear [OP]
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I ******* love you xD
#4 to #3 - duskmane
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I love ******* you too.
#5 to #4 - immortalfear [OP]
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#6 to #5 - duskmane
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#7 to #6 - immortalfear [OP]
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#28 to #7 - robobabe
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Damn, thats a real convenient nosebleed I just had...
#8 to #7 - duskmane
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User avatar #9 to #8 - immortalfear [OP]
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It's only rape if someone dosn't enjoy it. And frankly, it's hard not to enjoy you ;)
#10 to #9 - duskmane
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Awwwww <3
Awwwww <3
#14 to #10 - marsupilami
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#33 to #10 - therichie
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room for one more?