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first world problems,Solved

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I quart of water
1/ 2 cup of salt
Brine your
salt water
for about
three days.
Machine wash
with a dash
of detergent.
Tumble dry.
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#210 - pikininja (06/25/2013) [-]
Grate your butter?
Grate your butter?
#204 - koobzacc (06/25/2013) [-]
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I need to find a use for this
#206 to #204 - qubot (06/25/2013) [-]
i still havent use this one
#196 - wonderlandian (06/25/2013) [-]
this 						****					 is banans
this **** is banans
#203 to #196 - qubot (06/25/2013) [-]
this 						****					 is bananas
this **** is bananas
#193 - oldlifetwo (06/25/2013) [-]
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#195 to #193 - wonderlandian (06/25/2013) [-]
...should you not have posted as anonymous?   
i mean.. i'm glad that you are sparking a fire, but there are rules.
...should you not have posted as anonymous?
i mean.. i'm glad that you are sparking a fire, but there are rules.
#199 to #195 - uistorlingme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#202 to #199 - wonderlandian (06/25/2013) [-]
let me know when that works for you. i'll be around.
#191 - iloveyourass (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #181 - danniegurl (06/25/2013) [-]
i always leave a stick of butter out in a case type thing made for butter so it's already soft
User avatar #174 - tyseyh (06/25/2013) [-]
Grate your butter..

That is actually..amazing!
#170 - avatarsarefornoobs (06/25/2013) [-]
oh god the banana woman
#163 - tmdarby (06/25/2013) [-]
I stopped reading after banana
I stopped reading after banana
#152 - markertemp (06/25/2013) [-]
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Better solution to the kernel problem.
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#134 - zers (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but this one is ridiculous. Who would ever do this? Honestly.
User avatar #164 to #134 - dumbandyoung (06/25/2013) [-]
Just buy sticks of salted butter instead of tubs of margarine. Then keep one stick at a time out on the counter in a sealed container.
The butter stays soft at room temperature and spreads better than any margarine I've ever had.
User avatar #154 to #134 - binomancha (06/25/2013) [-]
i just eat the bread then eat some butter.....
User avatar #151 to #134 - deathcampforjewtie (06/25/2013) [-]
I just blend mine into a butter smoothie, add the toast, eggs, bacon, and pancakes, and chug it Rocky-style.
User avatar #137 to #134 - Kingsteveooo (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually thought it was a grate idea
User avatar #220 to #137 - ankh (06/25/2013) [-]
God damn it, Carlos...
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#132 - ninjaspartan (06/25/2013) [-]
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#131 - raidenkanya (06/25/2013) [-]
vintage soft

Excuse me, wat?
User avatar #141 to #131 - yunablade (06/25/2013) [-]
Badly put, I think he means old soft.

You know, as soft as one of those old shirt you have had for a while (and starting to have holes on them)
#146 to #141 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
how do you know my shirts, i dont know who you are
User avatar #147 to #146 - yunablade (06/25/2013) [-]
You dont need to

Not yet ...
#129 - nultweezes (06/25/2013) [-]
Bananas ripe faster when they are together because the hormone that causes them to ripe is a gas. And they are all sensitive to the hormones of other bananas. If you seperate them they won't be affected by the hormones of the other bananas.
User avatar #161 to #129 - spanishninja (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #128 - thebritishguy (06/25/2013) [-]
You can just snap the cookie in half if it doesn't fit, this ****** so simple
#127 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
I use one of these bad boys for butter.
User avatar #142 to #127 - mutzaki ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
That's one 'er 'em Norwegian cheese slicers.
I personally use margarine on my bread, and that ****** easy to spread.
User avatar #133 to #127 - kogathedark (06/25/2013) [-]
You have gained the respect of this Cheese expert. Good call, sir.
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