oh deer. . I wounded deer leaps the highest," n Emily Dickinson 3 maple like this. And than kinda goes THUD when it lands. 2 seconds we . Like ka fucking splat
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - meathooksodomy
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User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion
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*A deer with something cold prodding it's anus leaps the highest

source: experience
#2 - davvi
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thud
thud
#32 to #2 - iguy
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Why am I laughing so hard? I shouldn't laugh! I'm becoming a retarded seal! ah gwash ma sides.... This gif took so long to load...
Why am I laughing so hard? I shouldn't laugh! I'm becoming a retarded seal! ah gwash ma sides.... This gif took so long to load...
User avatar #1 - theezachulator
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as a hunter i can say first statement true second not so much...ive had them run miles after being hit multiple times with my 12 gauge. by brother last year had a lung and leg shot( leg was barely atached) it made it up a huge hill and across a road.
#6 to #1 - anon id: 1c5bb128
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you are the worst hunter. When you wound multiple deers with a shotgun you should ******* stop. You should even hunt deers with a shotgun, and if you do you should use slugs.
User avatar #17 to #6 - theezachulator
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it is illegal to use eny thing else but slugs....
#19 to #6 - theezachulator
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annnnnd i have had alot of clean kills its just some are really really hard to kill even with he best placed shots oh ya btw you're welcome because of hunters you don't hit as meny deer on the roads and your car insurance is lower
annnnnd i have had alot of clean kills its just some are really really hard to kill even with he best placed shots oh ya btw you're welcome because of hunters you don't hit as meny deer on the roads and your car insurance is lower
#10 to #1 - anon id: 12e6945e
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You shot your brother? You sick, sick person.
User avatar #20 to #10 - propanex
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^
Perfect example of when poor grammar can mean the difference between someone thinking you shot your brother, or shot placement on a target.
User avatar #15 to #1 - trueraiderfan
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a bit off question, but coming from an avid hunter/trapper/fisher, what all do you hunt
User avatar #16 to #15 - theezachulator
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white tail
User avatar #21 to #1 - psykobear
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That's because you are using a shotgun.
30 aut to the shoulder and they won't go far.
#26 to #1 - scotlandhome
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I shot my first deer when I was 12. I shot it with a Win. 300. mag. The bullet pierced the deer, and exploded out the back. It took two high jumps, flipped over and died instantly. Little freaked out for a 12 year old, but I still hunt every season. Deer, rabbit, duck, goose, dove, and turkey.
I shot my first deer when I was 12. I shot it with a Win. 300. mag. The bullet pierced the deer, and exploded out the back. It took two high jumps, flipped over and died instantly. Little freaked out for a 12 year old, but I still hunt every season. Deer, rabbit, duck, goose, dove, and turkey.
#40 to #1 - strangesir
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I would really like an explanation as to how the **** that is possible. My common sense can't comprehend how that is true.

Not being a dick, or doubting it is false, I just find this hard to wrap my head around.
User avatar #51 to #40 - theezachulator
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they are amazing creatures when adrenaline goes they have a incredible ability to survive
User avatar #54 to #51 - strangesir
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Huh. Thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #8 to #1 - themalherbes
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a deer with a pierced heart can run up to 900 meters before collapsing.
User avatar #4 to #1 - jwash
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Why are deer hunting with a shotgun?
User avatar #18 to #4 - theezachulator
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the county i hunt in is shot gun only rest of wisconsin is rifle for some odd reason
User avatar #29 to #18 - thegamerslife
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that is odd...
User avatar #52 to #29 - theezachulator
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ya kinda a pain in the ass but its a lot of swamp land so i guess its for the best
User avatar #56 to #52 - thegamerslife
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I guess you wouldn't want to be able to make that 400 yard shot, then track it for another 200 on top of that huh. lol
User avatar #57 to #56 - theezachulator
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prob could with my 30-06
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#7 to #5 - anon id: 1c5bb128
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nope, you have to be like 25 meters close to even consider shooting.
User avatar #30 to #7 - thegamerslife
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********, slugs are effective beyond 25 meters.
User avatar #53 to #30 - theezachulator
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ya slugs are efective up to 100-125 if you are a good shot
User avatar #55 to #53 - thegamerslife
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with resent advancements made to slug rounds I here you can go out to 200 easlily. I forgot the name of the round, I don't shoot shotguns much.

also there is a newish round specifically made for be able to penetrate grizzly bear skulls/bones. need hiking round. lol
User avatar #59 to #55 - theezachulator
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firing out of a old English break action shotgun with iron sights
User avatar #58 to #55 - theezachulator
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ya im just using a 2 3/4 inch 12 gauge Remington slug i don't wana spend 5-10 dollars a round
User avatar #12 to #7 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Slugs? You don't have to use pellets. Plus it adds thrill to the hunt.
User avatar #13 to #4 - falloutplayer
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He could be in Illinois, its illegal to hunt without a shotgun
User avatar #22 - hurleyy
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What did the gay deer say when he walked out of the bar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - hurleyy
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"damn, i just blew 50 bucks"
User avatar #41 to #23 - strangesir
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I bet sparkyoneonetwo loves this story.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo
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haha I'd much rather it be somethign else but I wouldn't mind blowing 50 bucks.
#43 to #42 - strangesir
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I don't know, 50 dollars is a lot of money...
User avatar #44 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo
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who said I was paying them??
#45 to #44 - strangesir
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Who said I was saying that you were paying them?
User avatar #46 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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you are the one the brought up the 50 dollars.

I just wanted to suck some deer dick.
#47 to #46 - strangesir
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Well, that's pretty bold of you, don't you think?
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't know what you mean.
#49 to #48 - strangesir
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I don't either.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo
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well... okay then
#28 - theswede
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according to lightbulb 3 maple like this
User avatar #3 - YllekNayr
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The first thing I thought of was Nightwish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aIX8UPklI

Specifically 1:20
User avatar #24 to #3 - ironlak [OP]
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holy ********* i have been looking for this song for ages , much respect cuz !
#34 - mrdrpage
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?   
   
I have no eye deer.   
   
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?   
   
Still have no eye deer   
   
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitals?   
   
Still no ******* eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still have no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitals?

Still no ******* eye deer
#33 - anon id: a3e79cd7
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Am I the only one who goes mad when people screencap their own comments? I mean, this guy thought his wrote something funny and captions it right away, in 2 seconds. Apparantely he made this comment only to capture it and post somewhere else, which seems like a faggotry to me. And don't forget that it's actually his own comment, and he didn't even bother to cut out the third panel
#36 to #33 - anon id: 157dafe1
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I know what you mean. Could wait a few minutes to prove he didnt just delete after the cap because he was afraid of what people would think about him because he wrote a slightly rude, but obviously joking comment.
User avatar #25 - Rileto
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Im no deer expert but I don't think that makes sense.
User avatar #27 to #25 - thegamerslife
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a wounded deer can do some crazy ****, and yes jump the highest. adrenaline and what not. of course these are non-issues if you just hit the kill box.
User avatar #31 to #25 - theugandanhero
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Try imagining what you would do if you were being subdued by a mugger with a pistol and he just shot you in the foot.
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