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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - thechosentroll
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I dislike this sort of fanfiction.
#1 - anon id: cf29fc08
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Loki's punishment according to the edda's was to be tied against a rock in a cave where a giant serpent would be perched above him keeping its fangs out to drip poison on loki. everytime he'd get hit by drips he'd shake so much he'd cause an earthquake.
His wife would care for him by holding a bowl over his head and every once in a while she'd run out with this poison and get to see loki in brutal pain.
Lastly two of loki's son's, vale and ve, were transformed into wolves who had a deathmatch and now loki's son vale is a wolf who brings food to his father.
summa sumarum loki goes through mindnumbing emotional and physical trauma day in day out till ragnarok.....
#2 to #1 - nightemu
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Don't forget that he is bound to the rock with the intestines of his own son.
#19 to #2 - willypmedina
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That is so metal that my head shaked a bit
User avatar #3 to #2 - redstonealchemist
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i almost feel like the asgardians deserve ragnarok, seriously what could he have done to get that level of punishment?
User avatar #4 to #3 - horroar
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He basically killed another god as a joke
User avatar #5 to #4 - redstonealchemist
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as a joke? what the actual ****
User avatar #8 to #5 - honkan
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I don't remember the details, but it was something about everything in the world promising that it wouldn't kill (can't remember his name) except for 1 plant. To celebrate this all the gods started shooting at x with bow and arrow. Loki tricked one blind god to shoot with the plant instead of an normal arrow, which killed x.
User avatar #11 to #8 - bloodyspy
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The details would be:
Balder (Baldr) was the god that got killed.
He was killed by a mistletoe, which Frigg had thought harmless.
The blind god, though I'm not sure what to call him (Either Höõr, Höd, Hoder or Hodur), was Balder's brother, and neither Loki nor Höd had meant to actually kill Balder.
User avatar #12 to #11 - teckemeier
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His original norse name is Høder, but that might be alittle tough to spell without a nordic keyboard
User avatar #14 to #11 - Blargosnarf
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So, it was somewhat an accident? And he was still unbelievably tormented? Even his children who had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #24 to #14 - themalherbes
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it was not at all an accident. Loki was fully aware of what he was doing and meant for Balder to get hurt.
the only part that could be seen as an accident would be from Høder's point of view.
#20 to #11 - anon id: 769d542b
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HODOOOOOOR
#9 to #8 - hillbillypowpow
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It was Baldr the god of light and the plant was mistletoe.
User avatar #10 to #9 - honkan
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Thanks, haven't read any of the myths since elementary.
#27 to #8 - nightemu
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Baldr was loved by all gods and was everybody's favorite, the god of light and beauty.One night Baldr had nightmares that he would soon die. His mother Frigg went around the world and made all things and people promise to not hurt Baldr. Only one thing she did not make promise, the mistletoe, as it was too young to make a promise. The gods made a game where they throw spears and such at Baldr, but due to the promises, nothing hurt him. Loki was jealous of Baldr and disguised himself as the giantess Thokk to go to Frigg and find out what it was that would hurt Balder. Loki found out and made a spear of mistletoe. Baldr had a blind brother, Hødr, whom Loki tricked into throwing the mistletoe spear at Balder, killing him instantly. The gods were of course upset and Loki fled. Afterwards, Odin's messenger Hermod traveled to Hel and tried to get Baldr back. The goddess Hel said that he could come back only if all things would weep for him. Frigg went around to get all things to weep. She then came again to Thokk, Loki in disguise, who would not weep, forcing Baldr to remain in Hel until the end of days


TL;DR-Loki killed everyones favorite god as he was a jealous prick.
User avatar #17 to #3 - captnnorway
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There was something I read once that a few of the gods would survive Ragnarok. And after the hell on earth the earth would be reborn, lush and fertile. Two humans would survive and repopulate the earth, together with the gods. There would be no evil and everything would be awesome. Ragnarok isn't that bad of a thing, considering it would make earth a new heaven.
#23 - twinnedorphan
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just so you know, Loki once shape shifted into a mare and got ****** by a stallion named Svaðilfari and gave birth to the eight-legged horse named Sleipnir... that belongs to Odin.

So yeah, he does like horses.
User avatar #25 to #23 - spidahridah
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He also ****** a jotunn (giant) named Angrboða, who gave birth to the Midgard Serpent, a giant sea serpent who encircles the whole world, keeping the oceans and **** together.
User avatar #26 to #25 - twinnedorphan
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so I guess Loki is like a nordic submissive Zeus.
User avatar #22 - brettyoke
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Why is this funny? I don't get it.
User avatar #21 - shunkahawolf
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at least its better then when he got turned into a horse and ****** by his dad
#13 - mankey
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And Thor made sure to bring back a copy of these precious memories for the whole family to enjoy.
And Thor made sure to bring back a copy of these precious memories for the whole family to enjoy.
User avatar #7 - dipshitz
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Why does thor look like a faggot
User avatar #15 to #7 - dildoes
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thor is secretly gay.
User avatar #16 to #15 - dildoes
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oh yeah spoiler alert
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