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#104 - eatchickendaily (06/24/2013) [-]
50 cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe: 500 million dollars
50 cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe: 500 million dollars
User avatar #88 - lizardnigger (06/24/2013) [-]
And how much did the drink cost?
#89 to #88 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
$3.50
User avatar #94 to #89 - thegamerslife ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
god damn Loch Ness Monster!!
User avatar #90 to #89 - lizardnigger (06/24/2013) [-]
Perfect.
User avatar #80 - xSASSITx (06/24/2013) [-]
I recently watched "This is the end" and there was a scene during the start of the apocalypse where Aziz is struggling to get out of a hole and he grabs onto I believe it was Kevin Heart, well, Kevin starts kicking Aziz in the face to get him off his leg and I'm like YEAH!!! Go Kevin!!! (Aziz is not funny!)
User avatar #82 to #80 - dumbandyoung (06/24/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus I loved that movie
#83 to #82 - DoctorWaffless (06/24/2013) [-]
Saw that movie baked out of my mind and the "scary" part scared the **** out of me
User avatar #84 to #83 - dumbandyoung (06/24/2013) [-]
*POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT

you mean Satan's big black cock?
#85 to #84 - DoctorWaffless (06/24/2013) [-]
when the devil ram thing was chasing jay and craig through the other house
User avatar #87 to #85 - dumbandyoung (06/24/2013) [-]
Ahh, right, I remember that part
#68 - richardfitzwell (06/24/2013) [-]
50 Cent's FW
#67 - mrgoodlove (06/24/2013) [-]
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This is how I listen to 50 cent
#62 - exhaustedheadcase (06/24/2013) [-]
im really trying hard not to be such a hateful person and i realize i could have just easily skipped over this content
but i just cant go on without decreeing my absolute disgust and hatred for the no talent hack that is aziz asari
man this man lose all his fans, have everyone in the industry turn their backs on him, lose his money, have everyone forget he existed, then find a nice job somewhere where he is not making stupid non jokes and screaming until people laugh and live a happy life
there go for the red thumbs in you want i dont care
User avatar #73 to #62 - Harkonnen (06/24/2013) [-]
Completely agree. My name is Aziz too and whenever someone says "Oh, like the comedian!" I say "NO DONT COMPARE ME TO THAT ************* NO TALENT PEICE OF SHIIITTT!!!!111"
User avatar #99 to #73 - yusay ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
What are you, a third grader?
User avatar #61 - rmoran (06/24/2013) [-]
All those captions. Why can't you just post the clip?
User avatar #60 - theawesomestperson (06/24/2013) [-]
I saw this when it was newly uploaded and I thumbed it up.. I feel.. Almost proud.
User avatar #54 - malhaloc (06/24/2013) [-]
Grapefruit...soda? I didn't know that was a thing. Now its just one more thing for me to avoid like the plague.
User avatar #57 to #54 - bostpost (06/24/2013) [-]
You ever had a Fresca? That's grapefruit soda.
User avatar #58 to #57 - malhaloc (06/24/2013) [-]
Really? Doesn't taste like it. Huh...thank you for opening my eyes stranger on the innerweb!
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#49 - sxdcvgbhnj (06/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #97 - dabronydude (06/24/2013) [-]
i missed it, what was the pic?
User avatar #101 to #100 - saturninepariah (06/24/2013) [-]
Simpsons Porn...but...it was just awful.
Imagine Moe ******* a a fat female version of himself while both of them have the creepiest looking smiles whiling having intercourse.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dabronydude (06/24/2013) [-]
oh christ
#103 to #102 - saturninepariah (06/24/2013) [-]
Your eyes were spared of this horror.
I envy you.
MFW i first saw it.
User avatar #93 to #49 - angreif (06/24/2013) [-]
wai yoo du dese tings
#76 to #49 - tehtrollface (06/24/2013) [-]
I was having a nice day up until this point.
#75 to #49 - baconmansenior (06/24/2013) [-]
i was having such a nice day
#66 to #49 - deathofnight (06/24/2013) [-]
This isn't even cool man
#52 to #49 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
"guise gibe attention plox"
User avatar #50 to #49 - kolpster (06/24/2013) [-]
I could contribute to a thread like these ohgodwhy
#44 - mutantunicorn ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
we are more metal than americans, its called a blood orange here.
User avatar #55 to #44 - TastyBurger (06/24/2013) [-]
Except those are two different fruits, silly.
#42 - weirddark (06/24/2013) [-]
Grapefruit
User avatar #40 - doodogger (06/24/2013) [-]
Eww grapefruit is so bitter.
#98 to #40 - toxicrocker (06/24/2013) [-]
grapefruit soda is the same flavor just not bitter. real good
#38 - vonspyder ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
<---grapefruit soda. Not exactly rare.
#56 to #38 - shitfacedbro (06/24/2013) [-]
for real ting is my favorite soda
#36 - thekich (06/24/2013) [-]
AZIZ!

LIGHT!!!
+1
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#28 - linktheherooftime (06/24/2013) [-]
Aziz Ansari is one of my favorite comedians.
#23 - oceanfrank (06/24/2013) [-]
there's grapefruit soda? That 						****					 actually exists?
there's grapefruit soda? That **** actually exists?
User avatar #32 to #23 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. I thought everyone knew about it It's on the shelves at the Wal Mart where I live. When I was a kid, I thought It was disgusting (I still think grapefruit tastes like poison) but I really like it now.
#26 to #23 - dedaluminus (06/24/2013) [-]
Note to self: when searching for a picture of your favorite grapefruit soda, turn safe search ON
User avatar #41 to #26 - doodogger (06/24/2013) [-]
My safesearch is off and it doesn't give me porn. What exactly do you type in?
User avatar #92 to #41 - dedaluminus (06/24/2013) [-]
I searched "Squirt." Maybe an ill-advised search string to begin with, but still, safe search is a good idea.
User avatar #108 to #92 - doodogger (06/25/2013) [-]
xd
#79 to #41 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Yes we're curious...
#14 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
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#13 - toncheky ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
>And 50 cent did not disappoint
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