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#7 - pappathethird (06/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ffw he finds out the juice isn't purple
ffw he finds out the juice isn't purple
#13 - toncheky ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
>And 50 cent did not disappoint
#23 - oceanfrank ONLINE (06/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
there's grapefruit soda? That 			****		 actually exists?
there's grapefruit soda? That **** actually exists?
#26 to #23 - dedaluminus (06/24/2013) [-]
Note to self: when searching for a picture of your favorite grapefruit soda, turn safe search ON
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#2 - spooooce has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
#5 to #2 - yourdonutz ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
do you need this?
User avatar #9 - razzer (06/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is all because English is a ****** up language, if you have Grapes why the **** would you name as "Grapefruit" another fruit that not related in any way with the Grapes.
#14 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
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#1 - qosfortyone (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - physicsdude (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obviously fake. He would have ordered grape drank.
#24 to #10 - captnpl (06/24/2013) [-]
He tried
#67 - mrgoodlove (06/24/2013) [-]
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This is how I listen to 50 cent
#36 - thekich (06/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
AZIZ!

LIGHT!!!
#68 - richardfitzwell (06/24/2013) [-]
50 Cent's FW
#28 - linktheherooftime (06/24/2013) [-]
Aziz Ansari is one of my favorite comedians.
#38 - vonspyder (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<---grapefruit soda. Not exactly rare.
User avatar #88 - lizardnigger (06/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And how much did the drink cost?
User avatar #44 - mutantunicorn ONLINE (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
we are more metal than americans, its called a blood orange here.
User avatar #55 to #44 - TastyBurger (06/24/2013) [-]
Except those are two different fruits, silly.
User avatar #80 - xSASSITx (06/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I recently watched "This is the end" and there was a scene during the start of the apocalypse where Aziz is struggling to get out of a hole and he grabs onto I believe it was Kevin Heart, well, Kevin starts kicking Aziz in the face to get him off his leg and I'm like YEAH!!! Go Kevin!!! (Aziz is not funny!)
User avatar #54 - malhaloc (06/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Grapefruit...soda? I didn't know that was a thing. Now its just one more thing for me to avoid like the plague.
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