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User avatar #17 - bigcdog (06/23/2013) [-]
OK, I'm going to go through this one part at a time, so you little retarder (sorry, mentally challenged) brain can understand it.

1) Used game blocking DRM - We didn't like this because we want to lend, sell, rent, and buy used games to save cash. NOT to sell it to the losers at Gamestop. "The developers make money" ******** ! They get a salary NOT commission, they will make money any ******* way! Also, NO ONE I know nor I have a Steam account because it's ******* STUPID!

2) 24 Hour internet connection - Unlike you, you rich cunt, not everyone has the internet (or for that matter a computer) in their house, so that means you're limiting your sales to the more wealthy people of the world.

3) Region locking - Come on really? I travel quite a bit, and I know that I'm not the only one. Region locking is ******* retarded. Go visit Gramma in another state "Damn I wish I could have played my Xbox..."

4) "The Xbox One and PS4 will be virtually identical" Can't argue there. I for one would play PS1/2/3/4 IF I wasn't 6'4" and have huge hands. That's the reason I LOVED the Xbox and the 360, MY HANDS FIT THE CONtrollER! Also WHO THE **** wants to steer a driving game by tapping a button instead of using a stick? Not I said the fat fly!

5) "Basement dwellers" - I live in Florida, there are very few basements... Just to clarify.

6) The whole new marketing thing.... Go ahead, I'll just stick to my desktop, laptop, tablet, phone... You're not buying those.... GOD doesn't have that king of money...

7) Kinect watching you - 1) NO ONE uses Kinect... 2) They announce the required Kinect RIGHT AFTER we found out the NSA is spying on us.... Smart. 3) Yes I am "20 something", No I don't lounge in my underwear, NOBODY plays Skyrim on console, My HOUSE (not studio apartment) Is spotless, and has great lighting, My body is not "Gross"... I'm 6'4" 220LBS and semi-fit.

To wrap up, this is from all of us. STFU! I'm out of room so I'll stop now. Just Shut already Microsoft. You lost.....
User avatar #24 to #17 - taokami ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
chill, it's made by dorkly, it's suppose to be satire.
#23 to #17 - ellenrimbauer (06/24/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this whole thing that you typed up, very nicely done.
I enjoyed this whole thing that you typed up, very nicely done.
#22 to #17 - vortexrain (06/24/2013) [-]
I play Skyrim on console.
I play Skyrim on console.
User avatar #25 to #22 - kokkodellrrisch (06/24/2013) [-]
You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (06/24/2013) [-]
I hate using the mouse when playing games, so I don't use my computer for gaming.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kokkodellrrisch (06/24/2013) [-]
You can use your controller on PC.
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain (06/24/2013) [-]
I know this. I'm also too poor to afford a decent gaming computer.
#21 to #17 - yunomew (06/24/2013) [-]
just because you said steam was stupid
just because you said steam was stupid
User avatar #20 to #17 - jurto (06/23/2013) [-]
[...] (I don't) have a Steam account because it's ******* STUPID!
You filthy casual...
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