Sieg Heil, Xbox one. . Your Feedback Matters - Update on Xbox One By Don Hattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business All right, you fucking ingrates Sieg Heil Xbox one Your Feedback Matters - Update on One By Don Hattrick President Interactive Entertainment Business All right you fucking ingrates
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Your Feedback Matters -
Update on Xbox One
By Don Hattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business
All right, you fucking ingrates. You win.
That' s right. We' ll drop the used DRM you can
sell a game veu bought for fucking back Gamestop for in
store credit. We' ll drop the required internet connection
shit tee - even though all of you require CONSTANT
internet connections you can check out all the latest reposted
memes about how "'' is so darn "derpy" (or whatever the fuck
that horse cartoon is saying these days). Hell, we' ll even drop the
region locking, because fucking who cares at this point?
Really, this was our fault. We didn' t realize you just wanted THE
SAME FUCKING CONSOLE AS BEFORE. You know, the one you
ALREADY OWN (but with slightly nicer graphics). We were trying
to do something new. By fireing you to Bennett the internet, we
would be able to guarantee for all games - which
would allow huge game universes that wouldn' t be limited to what
we cerld tit on a disc. By restricting used games, we would guar-
antey that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THE GAMES made
money instead of seme executives at Gamestop, Haha,
but then again, I' m sure you give the same shit to Valve ever
Steam, right? Since they require an internet connection to dawn-
lead games and you can' t resell er borrow games through them.
Right?
OH WAIT, THAT' S RIGHT, YOU FUCKING LOVE STEAM FOR
DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT. FUCK.
But Steam has great sales all the time!" you whine. Sty? MAYBE
WE WOULD HAVE TOO, IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN US A
GADDAMN CHANCE INSTEAD OF CRUCIFYING US 6 MONTHS
BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSTEM? CHRIST.
Now the Xbox One and the PSA will be virtually identical! What
kind of censurer group would want "choices" and "options that are
different from one another" anyhow? Now you basementdwellers
on the internet can argue about which system is better by going
ever hardware specs and a handful
exclusive titles instead of the actual substantive differences
between Sony and Microsoft' s next gen consoles,
AGAIN. JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME.
You are all a pack of idiot dogs, barking incessantly. I give up. I' ll
throw you a bone, AN ABONE HAHAHA GET IT???
I WILL GET YOU FUCKERS BACK FOR THIS. I WILL BUY
EVERY FRANCHISE YOU LOVE, MAKE IT KEEN. ONE EXCLS-
SIVE, AND MAKE YOU USE SING FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE
YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
Den Maverick
PS - Oh and youve whining about Kinect watching you?
Yeah, because we REALLY want to watch some
sit in their underwear and play Skyporn for S
hours straight. You got us, you uncovered tour master plan -
to leek at your gross, horrible bodies in studio
apartments. Jesus.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #17 - bigcdog
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(06/23/2013) [-]
OK, I'm going to go through this one part at a time, so you little retarder (sorry, mentally challenged) brain can understand it.

1) Used game blocking DRM - We didn't like this because we want to lend, sell, rent, and buy used games to save cash. NOT to sell it to the losers at Gamestop. "The developers make money" ********! They get a salary NOT commission, they will make money any ******* way! Also, NO ONE I know nor I have a Steam account because it's ******* STUPID!

2) 24 Hour internet connection - Unlike you, you rich cunt, not everyone has the internet (or for that matter a computer) in their house, so that means you're limiting your sales to the more wealthy people of the world.

3) Region locking - Come on really? I travel quite a bit, and I know that I'm not the only one. Region locking is ******* retarded. Go visit Gramma in another state "Damn I wish I could have played my Xbox..."

4) "The Xbox One and PS4 will be virtually identical" Can't argue there. I for one would play PS1/2/3/4 IF I wasn't 6'4" and have huge hands. That's the reason I LOVED the Xbox and the 360, MY HANDS FIT THE CONtrollER! Also WHO THE **** wants to steer a driving game by tapping a button instead of using a stick? Not I said the fat fly!

5) "Basement dwellers" - I live in Florida, there are very few basements... Just to clarify.

6) The whole new marketing thing.... Go ahead, I'll just stick to my desktop, laptop, tablet, phone... You're not buying those.... GOD doesn't have that king of money...

7) Kinect watching you - 1) NO ONE uses Kinect... 2) They announce the required Kinect RIGHT AFTER we found out the NSA is spying on us.... Smart. 3) Yes I am "20 something", No I don't lounge in my underwear, NOBODY plays Skyrim on console, My HOUSE (not studio apartment) Is spotless, and has great lighting, My body is not "Gross"... I'm 6'4" 220LBS and semi-fit.

To wrap up, this is from all of us. STFU! I'm out of room so I'll stop now. Just Shut already Microsoft. You lost.....
#22 to #17 - vortexrain
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I play Skyrim on console.
I play Skyrim on console.
User avatar #25 to #22 - kokkodellrrisch
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(06/24/2013) [-]
You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I hate using the mouse when playing games, so I don't use my computer for gaming.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kokkodellrrisch
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(06/24/2013) [-]
You can use your controller on PC.
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I know this. I'm also too poor to afford a decent gaming computer.
#23 to #17 - ellenrimbauer
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this whole thing that you typed up, very nicely done.
I enjoyed this whole thing that you typed up, very nicely done.
User avatar #24 to #17 - taokami
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(06/24/2013) [-]
chill, it's made by dorkly, it's suppose to be satire.
#21 to #17 - yunomew
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(06/24/2013) [-]
just because you said steam was stupid
just because you said steam was stupid
User avatar #20 to #17 - jurto
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(06/23/2013) [-]
[...] (I don't) have a Steam account because it's ******* STUPID!
You filthy casual...
#3 - applecopy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Still sticking to my PC
#11 to #3 - erethilful
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud to be PC-master race.
#19 - bobthedilder
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(06/23/2013) [-]
So nobody else wanted a console with better hardware with new IPs and continuations of the series we've all come to love but with improved technology such as physics engines being implemented? I'm alone in that aspect? I guess nobody else wanted the freedom of choice when it came to the use of the games that THEY PAID FOR either?

So what I've gathered from this is that people wanted to pay an extra $100 for a piece of tech (if you can even regard the Kinect as "technology") that they don't want to use. Also to be restricted to a system in which they have "permission" to use their game, and have a check in online which relies on both your own internet connection and Microsoft's servers working or else the console bricks. Oh and since it was mentioned in this post, it would seem that people want a less RAM efficient operating system and lower spec'd hardware than its competitor.

Said competitor, has NONE of the features I mentioned in the second paragraph by the way.

In summation, **** off you stupid X-Bots. Not referring to the people who own an Xbox for such a ludicrous purpose as playing videogames and having fun of course.
User avatar #12 - kietzu
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Your anger sustains me.

-Insert Xemnas quote here-
#15 to #12 - tigronn
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Your rage sustains me!
#2 - kokkodellrrisch
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(06/23/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION TO DOWNLOAD GAMES FROM STEAM? **** YOU GABEN.
#14 - tigronn
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I had to....
#13 - millsygrim
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(06/23/2013) [-]
this is proof people don't read into it.
You could ALWAYS sell your second hand games but only to certain stores (so gamestop probably would of been one of them)
People were not happy about not being able to sell them to friends etc
User avatar #5 - burgermeatt
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(06/23/2013) [-]
The only thing i really disliked about the xbox one was the fact that you couldn't let a friend borrow a game vice versa.
Everything else wasn't that bad..
#6 to #5 - restfullwicked
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(06/23/2013) [-]
the kinect constantly scanning your room was ****** up. then again that was the first thing they "changed" even though its still on even when its off
User avatar #7 to #6 - burgermeatt
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(06/23/2013) [-]
they'd have a way to turn it off in the menu although? before they said that there definitely was?
#8 to #7 - restfullwicked
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(06/23/2013) [-]
not sure. i know that they said the console wont work without it. then they said that it was constantly scanning the room and people complained. they changed it to something like " you can now turn it off and now the kinect only listens for two words. Xbox on."
User avatar #10 to #8 - burgermeatt
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(06/23/2013) [-]
meh that wouldn't really bother me, what are they gonna do watch some guy play games for a period of time?
#4 - anon id: 3bb65d50
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Skyrim on console?
#9 to #4 - kokkodellrrisch
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Skyrim on consoles are disgusting. Pic related, it's my modded Skyrim.
User avatar #16 to #9 - strangemoo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Ever try the Tropical Skyrim mod? It's pretty cool.
User avatar #18 to #16 - kokkodellrrisch
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I tried it and it looks really good but i have so many cold related mods like frostfall and wet and cold and i don't want to uninstall them.
User avatar #1 - ayenon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I thought we were over this