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#34 - vladhellsing (06/23/2013) [-]
Inappropriate things to say in a church.
#230 to #34 - Common Pepe (06/24/2013) [-]
Love the children!
User avatar #202 to #34 - Kyuss (06/24/2013) [-]
So when do we light that cross on fire?
User avatar #197 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (06/24/2013) [-]
Blood for the blood god!
#159 to #34 - heroyoudeserve (06/24/2013) [-]
That alter boy is damn spanking bootylicious
User avatar #233 to #156 - daentraya (06/24/2013) [-]
When i was at the beach, there was this darkish sand where you could easily write on with you foot. I saw 'Jesus loves you' written, and i decided to write 'Praise the sun - solaire' next to it. I had coincidentally also made a Flying spaghetti monster further down
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User avatar #110 to #34 - clydeninetyseven (06/24/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ this is as boring as the Virgin Mary's tits.
User avatar #103 to #34 - PopeyeBITCHES ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
woah woah the confessional Isn't the gloryhole?? I want prayer back
User avatar #95 to #34 - captainsheperd (06/24/2013) [-]
someone pass the kosher
#92 to #34 - harryblazer (06/24/2013) [-]
the book sucks. I heard the movie was way better
#83 to #34 - nymikemet (06/23/2013) [-]
Run through the rows and say...
Run through the rows and say...
#85 to #83 - sacker (06/23/2013) [-]
"You can't catch me, gay thoughts!"
User avatar #119 to #85 - benedicto ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
you can't gay me, catch thoughts!
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#77 to #34 - demystify (06/23/2013) [-]
"Jesus sure tastes like stale bread and rotten grapes, Father."   
"Hey, man, he just handed me a bowl fulla money, what was I supposed to do?"   
"Man, this is a great racket, what's a guy gotta do to get into this business?"   
"Wait, Jesus and Judas kissed? This is such a 			******		 Torah fanfic."   
"Hey, do y'all do marriages here? I haven't gotten wasted at a reception party since I rolled into town."   
"Well I did peyote once, does that count as a spiritual experience? 			****		 dude, I'm a prophet."
"Jesus sure tastes like stale bread and rotten grapes, Father."
"Hey, man, he just handed me a bowl fulla money, what was I supposed to do?"
"Man, this is a great racket, what's a guy gotta do to get into this business?"
"Wait, Jesus and Judas kissed? This is such a ****** Torah fanfic."
"Hey, do y'all do marriages here? I haven't gotten wasted at a reception party since I rolled into town."
"Well I did peyote once, does that count as a spiritual experience? **** dude, I'm a prophet."
User avatar #76 to #34 - WizardOfTheLawl (06/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is Jewish
User avatar #69 to #34 - amanaman (06/23/2013) [-]
oh look a 12 year old
User avatar #68 to #34 - mooghens (06/23/2013) [-]
"The main character in this book is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to any actual person is entirely coincidental"
User avatar #61 to #34 - ianosity ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Nice scarecrow.
#58 to #34 - notstill (06/23/2013) [-]
Could I get some more Blood and Body of Christ? I didn't eat breakfast before I left.
User avatar #56 to #34 - jamesisawesome (06/23/2013) [-]
It's okay if we do this, but we're gonna need lube.
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User avatar #53 to #34 - paradox (06/23/2013) [-]
lucifer did nothing wrong.
#51 to #34 - fappafappafap (06/23/2013) [-]
What's with the big t on the wall?
User avatar #52 to #51 - vladhellsing (06/23/2013) [-]
"Does it stand for Talos?"
User avatar #49 to #34 - gustaviaable (06/23/2013) [-]
Wololo
User avatar #48 to #34 - spawnsy (06/23/2013) [-]
So God just told all of us to get the **** out of his house guys
User avatar #45 to #34 - berkut (06/23/2013) [-]
Jesus came on me to save humanity.
User avatar #44 to #34 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Am I late for the orgy?
User avatar #190 to #44 - cshp (06/24/2013) [-]
It's appropriate in Brave New World.
User avatar #41 to #34 - newforomador (06/23/2013) [-]
I'm coming out of the closet.
User avatar #39 to #34 - itsmewaffle (06/23/2013) [-]
Praise satan.
User avatar #38 to #34 - triggathepirate (06/23/2013) [-]
PRAISE TALOS!
#37 to #34 - teranin ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
"If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself cannot lift it Father?"

I got kicked out of a church one time for that.
User avatar #36 to #34 - sirhyden (06/23/2013) [-]
Hello Father.....No little Timmy Glued to your crotch? Progress.....
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