Pineapple. source: on.fb.me/12YvYMD. File: . FEE KB, 2849x3474, . jpg) sbe me sbe 16 shrew , introduced ta mass skeet guy wha is an asshole, lets call him Shuto
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sbe me
sbe 16
shrew , introduced ta mass
skeet guy wha is an asshole, lets call him Shutout
tries ta start bullying me
sbe alpha and resist
Dent make many friends, dent need them
solstice Shutout bullies ether kids
spadde ta funk him up
Figure where his maker is
stait until wheel is ever, feller him heme frem a safe distance, unseen
skark dawn where he hes, GTFO
aut he does hotshex, figure aut where his ice rink is, and what time he trains
pend six months practically stalking that **** , making sure I dent get caught
Map aut where he is at any time, at all times
sehen pi ta phase tyne, buy a pineapple
son a day I get eff earlier than he does, bike ta his muse and leave the pineapple at the deer
shis parents ant heme fer hours, seen by nobady
tells peeple abaut the pineapple tomarow, nobady eaves
weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the meis dressing mm
Peaople think he' s making it up
stuart buying a pineapple en a regular basis, always have it ready when oppertunity strikes
Hallway empty, plum his maker and leave a pineapple
shis moterbike is unwashed, leave a pineapple
doesnt mention the pineapples ta anyine anymore
Figure aut where they keep his hamels spare key
sneak inte his heme while his parents wark
weave a pineapple en his bed
shear he' s failing Glasses
shis parents put up a security Tamera, I figure the blind spat and didge that ****
ssend him a making pineapple fer Christmas through the mail frem a fake address
does n' t shew up ta every day anymore
Dent even think abaut why I m it anymore, its just fer ***** and giggles new
seam bard that funk with randam pineapples every few weeks fer have making years
year ends, finish
sga ta (allege like a bass
starme bask heme fer the holidays
shear sameone frem my eld had had a panic: attack at the geekery stare
sys Shutout.
had left a making pineapple en the beer shelf
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Submitted: 06/22/2013
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#3 - miscarriage (06/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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Holy ****

He basically forced the kid to develop a phobia of pineapples.
#11 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, that guy must scream like a bitch when Spongebob comes on.
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What I really love about 4chan greentext stories is the challenge of trying to come up with a comment other than "wtf"
Today, I have failed
User avatar #2 - themastertroller (06/22/2013) [-]
this is gold
#27 - pineapplechunkss (06/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This pleases me
#5 - nextgenmidgett (06/23/2013) [-]
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#21 - ariusbrightwing (06/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Oh god, it's the stories like this that make me laugh every time.
#15 - ompalomper (06/23/2013) [-]
this
this
#47 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That...Was beautiful.
That...Was beautiful.
#61 - niggooby (06/23/2013) [-]
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple

well that escalated quickly
#9 - bandage (06/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lightbulb sounds a bit like french accent to me
#105 - nathanthefatman (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
+19
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#122 - JimChillino ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
never has this gif been more relevat
never has this gif been more relevat
#107 - thegolem (06/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#44 - alekksandar (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pineapple. Why.
#95 - sanguinesolitude (06/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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its everywhere
#66 - trollzorr (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - ningenpoop (06/23/2013) [-]
Then the last time you left a pineapple you should of left a note saying "You only fear what you don't know."
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