I am a Navy SEAL. . I Hui... apetit max new rm manning ..uit. I. What the did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involv
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I am a Navy SEAL

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User avatar #13 - gearson (06/23/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the **** alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? You're right, ****** . As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're ******* alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your ******* tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will **** calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* alive, kiddo.
#5 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
GORILLA WARFARE
#16 - thebuttman (06/23/2013) [-]
yes this pleases me.
User avatar #1 - buttholee (06/22/2013) [-]
Saved
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (06/23/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas.
#22 - wikit (06/23/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the **** out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You ****** up bully, I will **** sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm ******* dead kiddo.
#30 - extravix (06/23/2013) [-]
H'wut the hell did you just say about me, you valued customer? I’ll have you know I ranked Employee of the month at Strickland Propane, and I’ve been involved in numerous sales of propane, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in propane salesmenship and I’m the top employee in all of Texas. You are more to me than just another customer. I will sell you the the best propane with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Texas, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, valued customer. As we speak I am contacting my fellow employees of Strickland across Arlen Texas and your opinion always matters at Strickland, so you better prepared for the storm of great salesmanship. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Mega-Lo Mart Propane. You’re getting great deals, valued customer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell propane to you you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in propane salesmenship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Propane Dealerships and I will use it to its full extent to sell you the highest brand propane you can find on the entire continent, you valued customer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Mega-Lo Mart” propane was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have made a better choice. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you valued customer. I will sell propane and you will drown in it. You’re ******* valued, customer.
#23 - colincub (06/23/2013) [-]
What the hell did you just bloody say about me, you ill fool?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Med school, and I've been involved in numerous surgeries on the NHS and I have over 300 comfirmed circuncisions. I am trained in A and E medicine and I am the top surgeron in the entire National Health Service. You are nothing to be but another patient. I will surgically remove the **** out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my shiny scalpel. You think you can get away without filling out your medical form? Think again, pukey. As we speak I am contacting my nurses station and your medical records are being traced right now so you'd better prepare for surgery fool! The surgery that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your penis. You're goddamed castrated kid. I can be nowhere at everytime cause I am a busy man and there are extensive waiting lists, but not only am I extensively trained in microsurgery, but I have access to the entire knowelege of the United Kingdom National Health Service and I will use its full extent to wipe your diseased penis off the face of the continent, you small dicked man. If only you could have known what medical implications unprotected sex would bring down on you, maybe you would have used a condom. But you didn't and now you're wasting taxpayers money, you idiot. I will anaesthatise you and you will sleep before the surgery. You are now a woman, foolish slut!
#21 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (06/23/2013) [-]
What in God's name did you say about our Good Lord, son of God? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been that involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I'm the top minister in the entire Christian faith. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns and your IP address is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the prayer service, my child. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you've committed. You're going to go to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can pray for you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained extensively in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries, and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the Earth, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to Heaven, kiddo.
What in God's name did you say about our Good Lord, son of God? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been that involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I'm the top minister in the entire Christian faith. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns and your IP address is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the prayer service, my child. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you've committed. You're going to go to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can pray for you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained extensively in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries, and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the Earth, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to Heaven, kiddo.
User avatar #20 - mistercookie (06/23/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a ******* of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the **** out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over raid? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re ******* pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will **** Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re ******* pwn’d, faggot.
#31 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
This is what a 10 year old kid on youtube says as a response after someone makes fun of him...
User avatar #27 - kevinator ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I had that for a while, and I plan on making this an actual poster
#25 - lolfire (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ahhh, one of the Internet's greatest questions.    
   
What did the little bitch say?
Ahhh, one of the Internet's greatest questions.

What did the little bitch say?
#18 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
whats this from?
User avatar #12 - gigglesthegreat (06/23/2013) [-]
Sounds more like the ranting of a Marine.
#10 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I can't wait for this show to end so I can marathon it without waiting for next week's episode.
#4 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thumbed down for stealing honor from people actually in the military
User avatar #28 to #4 - tangiers (06/23/2013) [-]
It's a good thing you said so too! Now all the army people know that you're the good guy around here.
User avatar #2 - Mudkip (06/23/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64
Not studio quality but kinda lulzy.
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