Pizzas aren't sexy enough. . Ill Messages Jun 20, 201312: PM Jun 20, 201312: 27 PM Did you enjoy your pizza last night? Jun 20, 201312: 51 PM I know this is not
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Pizzas aren't sexy enough

Ill Messages
Jun 20, 201312: PM
Jun 20, 201312: 27 PM
Did you enjoy your pizza
last night?
Jun 20, 201312: 51 PM
I know this is not the papa .
johns deliveryman texting
I just wanted to say I
thought you were cute and
wanted to say hi but I
won' t text again. Sorry :(
Jun 20, 2013 1: 00 PM
Yeah please don' t .
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#6 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's ****** mean...at least say thank you for the compliment...I'm glad i'm not that kind of person...
User avatar #7 to #6 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I think they are a little justified. To take the phone number you got from a business transaction and use it to personally hit on a customer later on is just waaay out of line.
#1 - CIS White Male (06/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wow, what a bitch.
#5 to #1 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [-]
it's creepy as ****
#19 - captainwow ONLINE (06/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Did you enjoy your pizza"
#16 - verby (06/23/2013) [-]
That's actually creepy as ****
#11 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
what a ******* cunt!
does she think shes something better than the guy?
**** her, i sincerely wish/hope she gets gang raped by a bunch of aids ******* with an inch of dick cheese on each of their wangs ******* her so hard up the ass and in the mouth that she needs reconstructive surgery for every orifice she has! ******* cunt!
#17 to #11 - lafuriaroja (06/23/2013) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, none of those things should happen to her
Maybe, just maybe, none of those things should happen to her
User avatar #12 - Smidgit (06/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
probably going to get red thumbed to oblivion for this but whatever
if the papa johns delivery guy was a girl and she was texting a guy, how would you react to the picture then?
#48 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [-]
As a one time delivery guy, I gotta say, that's a little odd. A more on the level maneuver would've been to ask her for her number when delivering the pizza if you're working a connection.
#3 - esunabusy (06/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sure the man is not like Anchovi.. but. I couldn't resist.
User avatar #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/23/2013) [-]
I wish my pizza texted me to ask if I liked my pizza ;_;
User avatar #9 - PenguinHearts (06/23/2013) [-]
Like.. super super unethical for him to do that. However, he has balls to try lol. Still fairly beta though.
User avatar #20 - bandoslootshare (06/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
would she still say that if it was a doctor who just rescued her last night ? is it because he's a delivery guy or the way he delivered his flirting
#27 to #20 - Slushysolid (06/23/2013) [-]
or it could be that he was being super creepy.
#42 - ariscorp (06/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The comment section in a nutshell.

Males getting thumbed down for calling her a bitch
Females getting thumbed up for calling him creepy
User avatar #45 to #42 - animalsgreenberet (06/23/2013) [-]
that was pretty creepy though. he just texted her out of nowhere, and she didn't give him her number.
#71 - firstresponder (06/23/2013) [-]
that would creep the 						****					 out of me. That guy needs to go in the shame cube
that would creep the **** out of me. That guy needs to go in the shame cube
User avatar #64 - jajathezombie (06/23/2013) [-]
Yet if they'd gone on a date and ended up getting married, this would be the cutest "how we met" story ever.
#10 - CIS White Male (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aw you shot him down so hard you rude bitch
pizza guy deserves better than you!
User avatar #60 to #10 - anonymoose (06/23/2013) [-]
Found the pizza guy!
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User avatar #59 - corundum (06/23/2013) [-]
That's so sad...
User avatar #58 - majom (06/23/2013) [-]
That's funny, that happened to me once, in a way.
I was searching for a job and I give my CV to a video game shop.
The next day the employee text me for a coffee, and confess that he took my number from the CV.
I accepted, even if I that wasn't professionnal at all.

I don't find this creepy, that's a little weird, but cute.
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