Woah. . why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that' s not how you run a business She' s sold sea s
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Woah

why would she sell sea
shells by a sea shore when
you can just pick them off of
the ground for free that' s not
how you run a business
She' s sold sea shells by the
seashore since shapely
seashore seashells stay scarce.
Since she sells superior shells
searchers spend centuries
searching for, seldom selling
simple shells, so she still
sustains solid savings.
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#92 - elcreepo (06/23/2013) [-]
The lightbulb managed to get all of that relatively flawlessly.

I am proud.
User avatar #94 to #92 - namnori ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Relatively flawless is not possible.. It either has flaws or it doesn't
User avatar #96 to #94 - elcreepo (06/23/2013) [-]
Stop being pedantic.
User avatar #95 to #94 - elcreepo (06/23/2013) [-]
My way of saying mostly flawless meaning there's MAYBE only one flaw in there.
User avatar #97 to #95 - namnori ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
No need to cry about it
User avatar #98 to #97 - elcreepo (06/23/2013) [-]
Not crying.
User avatar #99 to #98 - namnori ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Hmm, okay buddy
User avatar #91 - chthulhu (06/23/2013) [-]
Even reading that in my head was tough.
User avatar #90 - skrynox (06/23/2013) [-]
If Theophilus Thistle the Thistle Sifter,
sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
where is the sieve of unsifted thistles,
Theophilus Thistle the thistle sifter sifted?

This one just ******* ******* my tongue.

#89 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/23/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at If Disney Titles Told the Truth ** mfw I got through it without tripping up
#87 - theusamajunk (06/23/2013) [-]
His shirt.
#86 - iloveyourass (06/23/2013) [-]
It's to early for my brain to comprehend this.
It's to early for my brain to comprehend this.
User avatar #85 - suicidepikle (06/23/2013) [-]
Lightbulb finally got it right
#84 - oceanfrank (06/23/2013) [-]
******* alliteration
#83 - hentaisweetie (06/23/2013) [-]
I tried it and succeeded on the first try.
#77 - nakedclothes (06/23/2013) [-]
what need do people have for sea shells? ah **** Tim we outa sea shells again
User avatar #88 to #77 - rollertoaster (06/23/2013) [-]
Collectors
#76 - konradkurze (06/23/2013) [-]
.....i tried
User avatar #74 - sirfisticuffs (06/23/2013) [-]
Selling sea shells by the sea shore is a ****** sales strategy.
#75 to #74 - broorb (06/23/2013) [-]
apparently not, as explained above
User avatar #73 - thewebspinner (06/23/2013) [-]
She sells sea shells on the sea shore,
sea shores have self replenishing supplies of sea shells
so selling sea shells on the sea shore
is a ****** sales strategy,
she should sell sea shells not at the source
but at a selection of stalls in select sites where sea shells are scarce
should she surpass her previous sales she shall see that selling sea shells is a sophisticated industry.

tl;dr: she should shove the sea shells swiftly up her sphincter.
#71 - thebiggartner (06/23/2013) [-]
the lightbulb actually got this right
#67 - wroughten (06/23/2013) [-]
Lightbulb got this **** right? wtf?
#65 - ghoulish (06/23/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who thought of this when they read that?
User avatar #80 to #65 - samous ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
any one have the full version, cause I think it way longer
#81 to #80 - garykn (06/23/2013) [-]
Ask and thou shalt receive.
#82 to #81 - samous ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
thanks, bro
#78 to #65 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Existentially, I am effortlessly enabling your...Um...Eerie...Eternal...Goddammit, I've no idea where I'm going with this...So...yeah.
Existentially, I am effortlessly enabling your...Um...Eerie...Eternal...Goddammit, I've no idea where I'm going with this...So...yeah.
User avatar #64 - TheMather ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Easy.

Try this for a challenge: The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
User avatar #63 - zuflux ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I love how this is hard to say in your own mind.
#61 - alltipswelcome (06/23/2013) [-]
I not going to attempt to read that again.
I not going to attempt to read that again.
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