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    #8 - anon id: c8bd1a00
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? While that's neither here nor there, it's important to understand that you don't need to give away half your **** just for sex (yes, I'm implying that your marriage won't last; wutchu gon do 'bout it, faggot?). Lifelong companionship on the other hand.... Yeah, good luck with that.
    User avatar#27 to #8 - zeroxnight
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    nothing in life is free. if u get the milk for free, you own the cow. if you take the milk without owning it, technically that is rape. but if you buy the milk from someone who owns it, that is prostitution. if an owner gives you the milk for free, that is like prostitution but the product is free. I think that sums up the whole cow milk and women sex analogy
    User avatar#28 to #27 - zeroxnight
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    wild cows can become your cow without you having to buy it. they are rare and should be treasured.
    #20 to #8 - zorororonoa
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    found the one who can't keep a stable relationship and blames it on everything but himself
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    Hwat
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    #13 to #8 - anon id: 2b9e0042
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    found the ******* vegan
    User avatar#12 to #8 - goodguygary
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    buy the cow so you can slaughter it for meat, and make a leather coat out of it's skin.
    silly anon.
    #9 to #8 - anon id: 5ab2a4de
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    (06/23/2013)[-]
    wut?
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