Dream big. . I tould db any can tubing before I died, it maid In sevii witll gt middleaged . ". Old people generally have sentimental last wishes like that "I want to visit Paris before I die" or in this case "I want to swim with the Dolphin
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User avatar #10 - PieManTheGreat (06/23/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Dolphins have rape caves.
#53 to #10 - harbingerwolf (06/23/2013) [-]
Who doesnt?
Who doesnt?
#8 - fuckyeahpidgey (06/23/2013) [-]
Old people generally have sentimental last wishes like that

"I want to visit Paris before I die" or in this case "I want to swim with the Dolphins at least once in my lifetime."

So the joke is that the Dolphin, which shouldn't value the opposite at all (what does it matter to an aquatic mammal?) actually find the interaction to be of value in it's life's goals.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
User avatar #18 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
**** .
I'm from Connecticut.
I was planning on swimming with dolphins soon. At least I'm not middle aged or a couple.
#49 to #18 - mindsculptorjace (06/23/2013) [-]
Hey dude, long time no see
User avatar #57 to #49 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh damn son, how's it been?
User avatar #58 to #57 - mindsculptorjace (06/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good. got a bit too much to do right now. by spongebob's magic conch told me to finish Code Geass first, so that's what I'll do.
User avatar #59 to #58 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Do it
I have a ton to do as well. Leaving for Florida in a week and have almost nothing done, lol
User avatar #60 to #59 - mindsculptorjace (06/23/2013) [-]
Nice, gonna go hunt chicomole down? lol
User avatar #61 to #60 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I always forget that he's down there, lol.
Actually going to spend two weeks with Ms. Krusifix, just a nice vacation to get away from it all
User avatar #62 to #61 - mindsculptorjace (06/23/2013) [-]
You're still together? Nice. Good luck man.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Vervada (06/23/2013) [-]
A funnyjunker in my state?! Madness!
User avatar #22 to #20 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
What the **** are you two doing here?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
User avatar #24 to #22 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Dreadedfate lives here too
#27 to #24 - dreadedfate ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Why am I here?
User avatar #29 to #27 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
To take on themagicwizard
User avatar #33 to #29 - dreadedfate ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I can't, I have homework.
User avatar #35 to #33 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Make your homework on the great FJ connecticut member war of 2013
User avatar #54 to #35 - trojanmannn (06/23/2013) [-]
I hate our state all anyone does is play lacrosse
User avatar #25 to #24 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll take you all on.
#28 to #25 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Sounds kinky
Sounds kinky
User avatar #55 to #25 - redstag ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
wow everyone in Connecticut uses funnyjunk thats cool
User avatar #21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
There are actually a few, it seems! Which is cool, because it sucks living here, lol
User avatar #23 to #21 - Vervada (06/23/2013) [-]
"sucks" does not even begin to cover it...
User avatar #26 to #23 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Stuck up rich old people and overly redneck kids (I live in the sticks, not the ****** cities) and the odd SUPER gangster kid who forgets he's in CONNECTICUT and not Compton
User avatar #30 to #26 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
Hooray for me living in one of the not ****** cities, I hardly know any of those people.
User avatar #32 to #30 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Middletown? It's not bad there, though honestly I've travelled all over the country and have hardly seen much of my own state
User avatar #36 to #32 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
Nah, but Middletown seems really nice. I used to drive through there all the time. Danbury, the only not rich as **** town in Fairfield County.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Ohh, I've been through there a few times (on the highway, really) and it didn't seem bad. Hartford is too much for me, but M-town isn't bad for a city either, still too city for me.
User avatar #38 to #37 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
And Waterbury is awful too in my experience. Hartford is a **** hole.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
New Britain wasn't horrid from what I remembered, but there were a ton of polocks (Though I'm one myself lol) and I heard New Haven is real bad
User avatar #40 to #39 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
lol, I've heard the same about New Haven. Never been to New Britain. That's Polish people, right?
User avatar #41 to #40 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Yessir! Tons of them. But isn't New Haven the murder capitol of the state? Good sign to stay the **** out lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
hmm... never heard any of the polish people I know identify themselves as that. Is it really? I dunno, is it at least a close race with Hartford?
User avatar #43 to #42 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
At least Hartford has some nice stuff like concerts and the like, I think New Haven is about the pit from what everybody says
User avatar #44 to #43 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
lawl, poor New Haven. Why do people live there?

Yeah, Hartford does have concerts as a redeeming quality. I've only seen one show there though, Dave Matthews Band.
User avatar #45 to #44 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Same here, I saw Nickleback and I was impressed with the venue. Still would never live there. I think Tennessee is calling my name
User avatar #46 to #45 - themagicwizard (06/23/2013) [-]
I think Colorado is calling mine. Every time I get back here, I just miss it so much.
User avatar #47 to #46 - italianfrosttroll (06/23/2013) [-]
I literally just read all you guy's posts without knowing what the **** is going on. Time to sleep.
User avatar #63 to #51 - drizzlydre (06/28/2013) [-]
I hope it's not too late to join the CT party
User avatar #31 to #26 - Vervada (06/23/2013) [-]
Yep that sums it up. Oh and don't forget that everyone seems to have social anxiety or forgot how to manners....
User avatar #34 to #31 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
And NOBODY can drive. Christ. So many older women in new BMW's who don't know what a signal light is, or the BRO-trucks, scooters that take up the road at 20mph, etc.
#1 - arijan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Could....could someone explain?
User avatar #6 to #1 - thefasrdog ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I assume it's joking that dolphins want to be forced into captivity to swim with people when in reality they dislike it.

So it's a sort of meta sarcasm...
User avatar #14 to #6 - dontshoot (06/23/2013) [-]
i think you are looking too far into this. especially the whole forced captivity thing
#15 to #14 - John Cena (06/23/2013) [-]
i think vaginas
#16 to #14 - John Cena (06/23/2013) [-]
You're right, it's voluntary captivity.
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#7 to #1 - John Cena (06/23/2013) [-]
Usually people want to swim with dolphins.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kallesyndrom (06/22/2013) [-]
Dolphins swim with middle-aged couples from Connecticut
User avatar #52 - redstonealchemist (06/23/2013) [-]
AND THANKS, FOR ALL THE FIIIIISH
User avatar #56 to #52 - redblackstar (06/23/2013) [-]
Keep a towel handy !
#17 - gardenjustice (06/23/2013) [-]
"If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish!"
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User avatar #5 to #4 - mattginge (06/22/2013) [-]
Dolphins make mistakes too!
User avatar #12 to #4 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/23/2013) [-]
Do you even Infinitive Voice?

It may be Subjunctive, but I don't think English has that.
User avatar #9 to #4 - PieManTheGreat (06/23/2013) [-]
Ghost dolphins.
User avatar #50 - godhatesusall (06/23/2013) [-]
I tould db any can tubing before I died, it maid In sevii witll
gt middleaged . "

the **** lightbulb
User avatar #48 - guymandude (06/23/2013) [-]
I'm from Connecticut, and I'm glad that I finally have something to look forward to in middle age.
User avatar #19 - originalanonymous ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
How the **** do they get the extra sea water out of their stomachs with no blow hole.
User avatar #13 - qwarthos (06/23/2013) [-]
I swear I read middle aged gay couple from Connecticut, then I realized I just read Connecticut
#11 - connecticut (06/23/2013) [-]
Assuming everyone from me isn't a middle-aged couple
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