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polomomo (06/22/2013) [-] 
At first glance i assumed this was a guy in the bottom panels, reacting to a 'girl gamer', MFW i realise thats the same chick
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tylosaurus ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-] and that's when you blame the developers for unbalanced gaming environment.
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konradkurze (06/22/2013) [-] got it alot in Battlefield 2
id sit on a rooftop with supply crate constantly nading people, and got endless bitching about 'noob tubing"
plus on other times where when going down hallways, nade launchers are good for firing in doors to clear rooms or as a last ' **** you' if im a second away from dying and want to take the other guy with me
id sit on a rooftop with supply crate constantly nading people, and got endless bitching about 'noob tubing"
plus on other times where when going down hallways, nade launchers are good for firing in doors to clear rooms or as a last ' **** you' if im a second away from dying and want to take the other guy with me
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konradkurze (06/22/2013) [-] idk the last time i played CoD years ago i was all about sneaking around and spraying the **** out of people when i found them
rocket launchers were just fear weapons to make enemies run from explosions
rocket launchers were just fear weapons to make enemies run from explosions
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partnerintroll (06/23/2013) [-] chaotic good. Bitch you better be playing a fair game or you will feel the fury of my testicular dipping
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rainbowrush ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-] Neutral Evil, True Neutral and Chaotic Neutral, depending on game.
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onceuponagary (06/22/2013) [-] Must say lawful neutral. then chaotic evil when those ******* wont send my damned air support.
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konradkurze (06/22/2013) [-] oooo i see
youre that spec ops guy who sneaks around putting c4 on ******* everything
youre that spec ops guy who sneaks around putting c4 on ******* everything
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boydaranga (06/23/2013) [-] all of those. at different times. It's a mood kind of thing..
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konradkurze (06/23/2013) [-] quote boydaranga:
you swear and ill report you, but ************ , you piss me off and you'll need to wash your ears after im done swearing
you swear and ill report you, but ************ , you piss me off and you'll need to wash your ears after im done swearing
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boydaranga (06/23/2013) [-] I said at different times didn't i?
And i would only report someone swearing if they are being outright obnoxious, abusive and an all round douche to other players. not that reporting does much anyway.
And i would only report someone swearing if they are being outright obnoxious, abusive and an all round douche to other players. not that reporting does much anyway.
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konradkurze (06/23/2013) [-] yeah the biggest douches tend to be the DJ 4DM1Ns
they see all the other players hacking and glitching all the time and do nothing, but as soon as you say a naughty word KABAM youre kicked/banned
they see all the other players hacking and glitching all the time and do nothing, but as soon as you say a naughty word KABAM youre kicked/banned
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bighairyfart (06/23/2013) [-] I don't use a headset & rage when lag ***** up my games. I haven't played a full multiplayer match in months because my internet keeps crapping out. It finally got so annoying that I decided to sell my Xbox & buy a Wii U.
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OsamaBinLadenz (06/22/2013) [-] I'm everything here except for lawful good and chaotic neutral. I use them interchangeably depending on my mood and/or company.
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konradkurze (06/23/2013) [-] i think about as neutral good as people get is just a quick 'gg' meaning good game, i havent seen anyone actually congrat anyone since counterstrike in the mid-90's when players had more honor
i dont think there are any real lawful good players, the nearest we get are DJ 4DM1Ns give you one warning to watch your language and if you break that you get kicked/banned
i dont think there are any real lawful good players, the nearest we get are DJ 4DM1Ns give you one warning to watch your language and if you break that you get kicked/banned
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embryowine (06/22/2013) [-] I don't think anybody tries to look good when gaming, given you're sitting alone in the basement with no company but food and your own salty tears.
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WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/23/2013) [-] let me have it, but that is exactly why I find girls who are naturally beautiful (without make up) more attractive than those whom rely on make up to look half decent
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MandiMarie (06/23/2013) [-] Obviously? I'm naturally an ugly ************ , so I need makeup to look half decent. I'm not trying to be a dick here, but isn't that kind of obvious you'd want a naturally beautiful girl over an ugly ************ with tons of makeup?
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WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/23/2013) [-] You'd think so, but from my experience that isn't always true. Maybe ALL of my friends are just shallow dicks, but a good 95% of them prefer girls with make up rather than without. I (obviously) disagree lol
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titsandpuss (06/23/2013) [-] i also like a girl with a normal amount of make up, instead of a girl with non. they will always look just a little bit better.
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graytimber (06/23/2013) [-] I come to FunnyJunk for laughs, and I get bitching in the comments.
I think it's time we all take a break, take a deep breath, and realize we're being too serious on a site called "FunnyJunk."
This was legit funny, and she seems like a lovely lady.
Picture related, how I see this site, and everyone on it, now.
I think it's time we all take a break, take a deep breath, and realize we're being too serious on a site called "FunnyJunk."
This was legit funny, and she seems like a lovely lady.
Picture related, how I see this site, and everyone on it, now.
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wersand (06/23/2013) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Funnyjunk thumbing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4-Chan and 9gag, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in gorilla thumbfare and I’m the top thumber in the entire funnyjunk community. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the FunnyJunk, and you're OP, who is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your internet. You’re ******* thumbed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can thumb you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unthumbed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FunnyJunk Reposts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the comment section, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* thumbed, kiddo.
<Picture of the thumb I gave you.
<Picture of the thumb I gave you.
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anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Can we just move the **** on from the fact that chicks play games?
Bitch, I'm pretty sure game systems don't have a lock requiring a dick to unlock, so it's not a shocker that you play them. The only ones being shocked at you being a girl are young kids that have little female interaction, and older ones trying to piss you off.
You're doing nothing but furthering the things that you hate, which leads me to believe you in fact like the attention. ******* whores.
Bitch, I'm pretty sure game systems don't have a lock requiring a dick to unlock, so it's not a shocker that you play them. The only ones being shocked at you being a girl are young kids that have little female interaction, and older ones trying to piss you off.
You're doing nothing but furthering the things that you hate, which leads me to believe you in fact like the attention. ******* whores.
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kitsunemochalite (06/23/2013) [-] Just throw on some pajama bottoms with little anchors on them and a grab a six back of Bacardi and that is basically my typical game night.
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hidanfangirl (06/23/2013) [-] That's just too true. Too true...a fact of life is that chicks who game are NEVER sexy when doing so.
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anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I swear it's like you guys have never seen a female without makeup on.
Boy are you guys in for a surprise..
Boy are you guys in for a surprise..
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notyaoming ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I actually prefer women with little to no make up...
In fact I was talking to a woman today who would have been very attractive if she didn't have 37 different layers of makeup on.
In fact I was talking to a woman today who would have been very attractive if she didn't have 37 different layers of makeup on.
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notyaoming ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
****** makeup sucks too, but I was being dead serious when I said some women look better with none on at all.
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infinitereaper (06/22/2013) [-] Why must women claim that they must either be overly attractive or downright ugly and that there is no inbetween or equilibrium?
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infinitereaper (06/23/2013) [-] No I'm saying it seems like women give off the impression that it's either one or the other, at least on the internet, these comparison types of things all seem to be the same.
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embryowine (06/23/2013) [-] I usually don't get that impression. I'd say most who do these comics are simply trying to get the point across that "gamer girls" are just as rumpled and hopeless as anyone else. They don't do it to make themselves appear ugly or manly in contrast with the 'babes' they're made up to be.
Sorry if my comment seemed aggressive in any way. :c
Sorry if my comment seemed aggressive in any way. :c
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infinitereaper (06/23/2013) [-] Well I suppose a good example would be the "when I go out in public" and "when I'm at home" thing.
And I get your point, but maybe this is a psychological thing.
And I get your point, but maybe this is a psychological thing.
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Sethorein (06/23/2013) [-] We all become fireballs of rage when we play shooters with mics... it's just as you get older your voice is less annoying and instead of calling the other guys cunts you just kinda swear at the universe...
At least that's how me and my pals do it in split screen...
At least that's how me and my pals do it in split screen...
