Feminism. .. Why would I design it so that when you’re finished taking a Sir Harrington, you have to stand up, turn around and look down right at your Harrington to flush? Feminism Why would I design it so that when you’re finished taking a Sir Harrington you have to stand up turn around and look down right at your flush?
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#1 - delphine
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Why would I design it so that when you’re finished taking a Sir Harrington, you have to stand up, turn around and look down right at your Harrington to flush?
Why would I design it so that when you’re finished taking a Sir Harrington, you have to stand up, turn around and look down right at your Harrington to flush?
#141 to #1 - anon id: 6dd3e475
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just realized that the staff share the bathroom
#3 to #1 - malithmp
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#4 to #3 - fukyu
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well duh everyone knows you sit on it like this so you can use the back of the toilet to snort lines.
User avatar #65 to #3 - burtgasm
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you do know your pants have to be completely off to do this
User avatar #144 to #65 - drosenblum
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Yes, but that is why there is a laundry hole in every stall.

Oh, that's what that hole is for?
#85 to #65 - anon id: 6c7c4e6c
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I'm not sure, but I think you may be referencing Daniel Tosh, so have a thumb.
#54 - Awesomecarrot
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As much as I hate feminism, there is actually a logical reason behind putting the seat down.
There are 2 ways in which the toilet is used. Sitting and standing.
Since women have to sit every time they use the toilet, and men
have to sit half the time they use the toilet, the seat need only be up
25% of the time, provided the toilets are unisex. So it's only fair to
place the seat down, seeing as 3/4 of the time, that's the way it's
going to be used.
#64 to #54 - anon id: b4883056
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someone did the 'math' and they said "the poop to pee ratio us 1:7, so if there are more than 43% of females in the workplace or whatever then you should leave it down
#77 to #54 - anon id: 2cc4227c
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Implying you pee as much as you ****
User avatar #80 to #54 - tylosaurus
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You're full of **** then.

Geddit? Because you're saying you **** as much as you pee.

In case you missed the other comments pointing that out.
#90 to #54 - anon id: 9e444032
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you can't bring your logic here, your logic has no power on the internet!
#96 to #54 - anon id: 7625cdf4
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But what if I piss more time than I take *****. I mean call me weird but I piss like 3 - 4 times a day. and **** maybe 1 a day. Plus I'm sure if i try hard enough I could **** standing up..
#103 to #54 - anon id: 23dd8052
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Well I tend to keep to " If you ain't a smiper you should sit down" tactics - still haven't had a moment when I should sit down tho ;)
User avatar #105 to #54 - mads
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Admittedly if a woman hurts themselves by sitting on a toilet seat that is up its kinda their fault. They should have enough sense to look before they ******* sit down.
#116 to #54 - inkizzableman
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Its no effort when youre going to place it down or lifting it up so why does anyone even care?
#119 to #54 - anon id: f0f1116c
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"men have to sit half the time they use the toilet"

please. explain.
User avatar #129 to #119 - zorororonoa
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taking a ****
#60 to #54 - triggathepirate
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I had a concept like that in my head but my stupid wouldn't allow me to put it into words with logical reasoning. Fanks!
I had a concept like that in my head but my stupid wouldn't allow me to put it into words with logical reasoning. Fanks!
#63 to #60 - Awesomecarrot
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Any time
Any time
User avatar #72 to #54 - mutzaki
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I sit down when I go peepee, despite having a penis.
It empties your bladder better, and reduces risk of certain ailments, like problems with your bladder and prostate.
It's also a lot easier when I don't have to bother with aiming.
#171 to #72 - anon id: 7e35c171
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actually our bladder stays about 1/10 full while peeing sitting down...
so some of it stays in your bladder...
and lemme tell you one thing - old pee is not a good pee...
User avatar #173 to #171 - mutzaki
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Even if that's true, that rate is higher when peeing standing up. It's no mistake that it feels more comfortable peeing while sitting down. Try taking a piss standing up first, and then sit down and see if you can't squeeze out more.
User avatar #86 to #72 - thegrimreaver
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Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Whatever helps you get over the fact that you pee like a sissy.
User avatar #88 to #86 - mutzaki
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You must be excited about getting out of school. Don't worry, 6th grade will be much better.
User avatar #89 to #88 - thegrimreaver
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Ooh, an "my-opponent-disagrees-with-me-therefore-he-must-be-12" dig!
What a clever dick you are, sir!
User avatar #91 to #89 - mutzaki
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If you think that the position someone urinates makes them masculine or feminine, and insult them for it, then I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to assume you're 12 years old. It's not that ridiculous, is it?
User avatar #94 to #91 - thegrimreaver
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The only practical advantage to urinating while sitting/squatting is minimizing the splash effect when it hits. Even still, unless you have a malformed penis which prohibits you from peeing in one straight stream, there is no reason to pee like a girl.
#102 to #94 - mutzaki
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Again, the seated position causes your body to relax more, and makes you relieve your bladder more efficiently. In turn, this reduces the risk of ailments with your bladder, urinary tract, and prostate over time, as well as it reducing the amount of times you need to pee in a day.
It's also more comfortable, and prevents you from having to aim. If you have a laser dick, and never experience drips on the seat and so forth, then ****************** for you (refer to picture). It's especially convenient when you have morning wood and need to take a piss.

Now, if you want to throw out some more playground-level insults at me, go ahead, but make sure to drink your apple juice and take a nap after, okay? I'm not going to read what you have to say, but have fun.
#98 to #94 - anon id: 7625cdf4
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I agree only bitches piss sitting down.
User avatar #122 to #54 - daniboyi
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I am just asking why we have to think for the women instead of them thinking for themselves and just look down before sitting on the toilet. What would they do if it was a public toilet and there were piss on the seat? Just sit down without looking if there was any?
#126 to #54 - atkissonbr
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you are one of the few people who were actually able to change my opinion online. congrats
you are one of the few people who were actually able to change my opinion online. congrats
User avatar #68 to #54 - TigerShark
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I dont know about you, but i piss a whole lot more than i ****. It's more like i have the seat up at least 90% of the time so the seat would need to be up a lot more than 25% of the time
User avatar #70 to #68 - Awesomecarrot
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I unno, it depends on the person I guess. I piss more as well,
but I have friends who have like 5 ***** a day.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TigerShark
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yeah, i drink a **** ton of water every day so i tend to piss a lot more. I also use the restroom about twice as often as my girlfriend so I just ignore her when she complains about the seat being up since i tend to use it more.

One time she fell in and i laughed for like 2 hours... good times haha
User avatar #75 to #54 - nooneofinterest
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If your piss to **** ratio is 50/50 you're either ******** too much or not pissing enough
User avatar #100 to #75 - walkerjam
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I agree with your point, OP probably means 25% of the possible scenarios I guess.
User avatar #95 to #75 - mooghens
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You obviously don't drink coffee then
#6 - blackcosmo
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I couldn't care less when the seat is left up, you just got to knock the seat back down and you're all good. I just hate it when a select few males I know are too lazy to lift the seat up and piss on the seat without cleaning it up.
I couldn't care less when the seat is left up, you just got to knock the seat back down and you're all good. I just hate it when a select few males I know are too lazy to lift the seat up and piss on the seat without cleaning it up.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I think them few select males just need to learn to aim.
#20 to #8 - jazzyietheferret
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Oh god its Sparky again!
#87 to #8 - thesinful
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You seem to be operating under the delusion that men pee in a steady stream. It's usually more of a spray in the general direction we're aiming. Worse after masturbation or sex.
User avatar #117 to #87 - sparkyoneonetwo
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After having a penis for 20 years and peeing everyday I"ve gotten pretty damn good at aiming steady stream or not.
User avatar #153 to #87 - TarnRazor
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What the **** is wrong with your penis?
User avatar #111 to #6 - undeadwill
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Who doesn't hate that?
#138 to #6 - anon id: a66ffe88
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WHere's the gif from
User avatar #164 to #138 - zorororonoa
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Despicable Me
User avatar #9 to #6 - toughactintinactin
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See that i can agree with, that's annoying and fairly disgusting. However, it really makes women sound pathetic when they complain about having to put the seat down.
#45 - DisgruntledTomato
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I can't believe there is a ******* ********* over this. You're all ******* idiots.
#84 to #45 - jinapayne
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I gave up on this site a while ago but I lost all hope recently
I dont want to say it's because its summer or anythinig...
User avatar #145 to #84 - wesselite
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summerfags are for 4chan, this is a much less time consuming site.
#161 to #145 - jinapayne
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I know, I was telling another use that the other day
Even summerfags dont belong on /b/
User avatar #62 to #45 - llpanic
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dude just like 4 post ago people were ******** bricks about bagged milk
User avatar #152 to #45 - imofcnotharveydent
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nice pun,
I would think it's because it had feminism in the title, there wouldn't be the same tittle had been "office/bathroom quarrel" or "battle of the toilets".
Seriously, all these hate posts on everything, which also include Xbox one hate and just to nice of a guy/friend zone.
User avatar #58 to #45 - chuca
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welcome to the internet

though to be fair most of these comments are more civil than other debates
#13 - anon id: 8890b588
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As a female living with males, I always ask them to put the seat up. There have been a couple of mornings where I go to sit on the toilet and almost fall in because the seat is up. You can say "look before you sit" etc., but at 7-9 am after I just woke up,I'm too groggy to even think about how the toilet seat is. And besides that, I was raised to where putting the seat down is common courtesy.
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#19 to #13 - anon id: 128bd479
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Look before you sit, you asshole.
#25 to #13 - anon id: 2dc4b541
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And this is why women should be locked up at night and taken to the bathroom on a leash.
#121 to #13 - anon id: d0642978
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I can't believe that you are even intelligent enough to find the bathroom.
User avatar #167 to #13 - zorororonoa
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So what, you would just back up and sit down without looking. What if a ******* spider layed its eggs on the toilet seat, you would just sit on the toilet without looking? ******* lazy ass ****.
User avatar #17 to #13 - goll
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but think about it, you say you cant remember to put it down yourself when you are in danger of falling in how can you expect a man to remember when they have no danger of falling in?
User avatar #21 to #13 - Zeigh
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You're a big girl now, you can do **** yourself now.
User avatar #16 to #13 - theist
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Well that "common courtesy" is chivalry ********. "too groggy to even think about how the toilet seat is". And then you females get upset when we males piss all over the seat when WE are too groggy to think about it. Why the **** should we lift the seat in the morning when we are just as groggy, when you won't bother to return the favor?
#2 - demothrin
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why dont the mails put the rim and lid down and the females put the lid down that way it end up exactly the same for the next gender who come in thats what we do at mine
#179 to #2 - demothrin
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red thumbed for trying to fix the toilet issue -rolls eyes- its not like women will stop going on about it if you ignore them
User avatar #7 to #2 - makomirocket
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This is Feminists in a nutshell: "We must have gender equality, but men must do stuff for us too with no reward or reciprocation whatsoever because we are women!"
User avatar #5 to #2 - killerliquid
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Because mails are inanimate.
User avatar #37 - theorematic
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I always close the lid on the toilet when I'm done. I make everyone lift.
#59 to #37 - anon id: 88c963ab
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Do you even Lift faggot?
#101 - Ihazfunkitty
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or y'all shut the **** up and deal with it...
#66 - haxorman
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User avatar #73 to #66 - namnori
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Bit graphic
B&
#74 to #73 - haxorman
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....people actually get upset over that
User avatar #76 to #74 - namnori
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Do they?
User avatar #99 to #76 - haxorman
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its not b& worthy at all. Who cares if its slightly graphic its a ****** internet sketch
User avatar #163 to #99 - namnori
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I was making a joke... Because DJ F4GMIN would probably ban someone for this. Penis is technically **** outside of ****
#175 to #163 - haxorman
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#125 to #99 - ilialiali
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<----i got banned for this so you know what to expect from 12 year olds moderating the site.

i don't even care if i get banned again
User avatar #23 - richardastley
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OP, what does this have to do with feminism?