not my problem anymore. . an guy stole my cor last night and before I tried calling the police ithought: Tuck it, let him explain the bodies in the trunks. thats a nice idea >get a cheap car >kill very clean (no fingerprints and ) >park car in hood >most likely a black dude will steal the car >no one
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not my problem anymore

an guy stole my cor last
night and before I
tried calling the police
ithought:
Tuck it, let him explain
the bodies in the
trunks
...
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Submitted: 06/20/2013
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#5 - stijnverheye (06/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
thats a 						*******					 nice idea    
>get a cheap car   
>kill very clean (no fingerprints and 						****					)   
>park car in 						******					 hood   
>most likely a black dude will steal the car   
>no one believes black guys   
>??????   
>profit
thats a ******* nice idea
>get a cheap car
>kill very clean (no fingerprints and **** )
>park car in ****** hood
>most likely a black dude will steal the car
>no one believes black guys
>??????
>profit
#2 - europe (06/21/2013) [-]
Imagine his reaction
#9 - bronywhat (06/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
My dad worked at a carwash place as a teenager (the kind where you get out and sit somewhere while they take your car and clean it) and while vaccuming under one customers seat he found a big bag of weed. His face when he stole that 						****					 and the customer couldn't report it or anything because it was weed.
My dad worked at a carwash place as a teenager (the kind where you get out and sit somewhere while they take your car and clean it) and while vaccuming under one customers seat he found a big bag of weed. His face when he stole that **** and the customer couldn't report it or anything because it was weed.
User avatar #1 - noobier (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
dexter in a nutshell?
#28 - fukyeahraptorr (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - carlose (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#19 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
License plate.
User avatar #23 - yuukoku (06/21/2013) [-]
>Drive the car to a dock
>Wipe the steering wheel
>Check for hair or anything left in the car
>Position bodies in seats
>Sit on the driver
>Drive toward the dock and jump out
>Let it sink
>" **** if, let the fish explain the bodies in the car."
#4 - anunamoose (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**anunamoose rolled a random comment #15 posted by psyachu at *gasp* ** :
Okay, people, let me do the math for you. 100 Miles/minute is 1.666667 Miles/second (100 miles/min / 60 seconds/min). Since there are 1609.34 meters in a mile, convert the miles to meters and you got 2682 m/s (meters/second). The speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s, way, WAY faster than the speed you're saying we're moving.

I don't doubt that we're moving at the speed you said due to Earth's rotation, but please check the math before you proclaim that we're moving at the speed of light.

My excuse for the bodies in the trunk.
User avatar #6 to #4 - jurto (06/21/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
#40 - invalidcupcake (06/21/2013) [-]
Imagine if the guy was drunk...

"What the hell is this!!? Did I do that?! Holy **** ..
#38 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Before he wanted to get the police involved, he decided to let him talk to the police about the bodies in the car?

<.< ... >.>
#27 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [-]
Of course, if you report it stolen they will probably blame the bodies on the thief anyway. Assuming they're reasonably fresh, that is.
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