Official Xbox Statement. Credit to Dorkly obviously.. Your Feedback Matters - Update on Xbox One By Don Hattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business  Official Xbox Statement Credit to Dorkly obviously Your Feedback Matters - Update on One By Don Hattrick President Interactive Entertainment Business
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Official Xbox Statement. Credit to Dorkly obviously.. Your Feedback Matters - Update on Xbox One By Don Hattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business

Credit to Dorkly obviously.

Your Feedback Matters -
Update on Xbox One
By Don Hattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business
All right, you fucking ingrates. You win.
That' s right. We' ll drop the used DRM you can
sell a game veu bought for fucking back Gamestop for in
store credit. We' ll drop the required internet connection
shit tee - even though all of you require CONSTANT
internet connections you can check out all the latest reposted
memes about how "'' is so darn "derpy" (or whatever the fuck
that horse cartoon is saying these days). Hell, we' ll even drop the
region locking, because fucking who cares at this point?
Really, this was our fault. We didn' t realize you just wanted THE
SAME FUCKING CONSOLE AS BEFORE. You know, the one you
ALREADY OWN (but with slightly nicer graphics). We were trying
to do something new. By fireing you to Bennett the internet, we
would be able to guarantee for all games - which
would allow huge game universes that wouldn' t be limited to what
we cerld tit on a disc. By restricting used games, we would guar-
antey that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THE GAMES made
money instead of seme executives at Gamestop, Haha,
but then again, I' m sure you give the same shit to Valve ever
Steam, right? Since they require an internet connection to dawn-
lead games and you can' t resell er borrow games through them.
Right?
OH WAIT, THAT' S RIGHT, YOU FUCKING LOVE STEAM FOR
DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT. FUCK.
But Steam has great sales all the time!" you whine. Sty? MAYBE
WE WOULD HAVE TOO, IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN US A
GADDAMN CHANCE INSTEAD OF CRUCIFYING US 6 MONTHS
BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSTEM? CHRIST.
Now the Xbox One and the PSA will be virtually identical! What
kind of censurer group would want "choices" and "options that are
different from one another" anyhow? Now you basementdwellers
on the internet can argue about which system is better by going
ever hardware specs and a handful
exclusive titles instead of the actual substantive differences
between Sony and Microsoft' s next gen consoles,
AGAIN. JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME.
You are all a pack of idiot dogs, barking incessantly. I give up. I' ll
throw you a bone, AN ABONE HAHAHA GET IT???
I WILL GET YOU FUCKERS BACK FOR THIS. I WILL BUY
EVERY FRANCHISE YOU LOVE, MAKE IT KEEN. ONE EXCLS-
SIVE, AND MAKE YOU USE SING FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE
YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
Den Maverick
PS - Oh and youve whining about Kinect watching you?
Yeah, because we REALLY want to watch some
sit in their underwear and play Skyporn for S
hours straight. You got us, you uncovered tour master plan -
to leek at your gross, horrible bodies in studio
apartments. Jesus.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - ruebezahl
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That Steam thing is what bothered me about this XBox One ********* from day one. Whenever there's a Steam sale, everyone keeps going on and on about how they will buy so many Steam games, and Steam is great, and Gaben is God, oh Steam how we love you! But nobody remembers that several years ago, Valve was the most-hated IT company for introducing what the XBox One was introducing now.

And nearly everyone has forgotten about how Sony focked over their user community with this whole Linux debacle, how Sony dealt with geohot, how Sony secretely installed rootkits on people's PCs. Oh yes, let's buy a PS4, because Sony is such a customer-friendly company!

Disclaimer 1: I'm a Steam user myself. Just confused about the XBox One *********.
Disclaimer 2: I'm actually a Nintendo fanboy. Just confused about the XBox One *********.
#11 to #6 - Hightower
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The steam comparison isn't right though. Yes you have to be online to download a game, that's networking 101, but after that, you don't have to be online again to play it. It's called offline mode, and XB1 was not going to have that capability. There's a big difference between wanting to be online to play a multiplayer game, or download a new one, and being forced to be online to play a single player game, that was purchased on disc. If MS wants to still explore a digital distribution system similar to Steam, they can go right for it, but as for the disc based games, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
User avatar #13 to #6 - senoldlx
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THIS.

btw i had a xbox 360, sold it because it died RROD style. now i have a ps3 for almost 2 years, i only bought it because of easy piracy (CFW; i buy games, but dlc craze is getting insane, i'm a poor student ).
as a kid i had a ps1 and a sega mega drive (genesis in america).
and after that a ps2. and after that the first xbox. and all the time i liked to play on my pc.
4 years ago i built myself a nice gamer rig for 1500€, and last year i upgraded it. now i will sell it to buy myself a macbook for university.

i hope the fj community understands what i try to bring across: you guys care too much. you identify yourselves through a PRODUCT. that is poor as ****, i can only laugh at many people on the internet an irl. seriously, you all act like your dads invented steam, the pc itself, the ps4, the xbox one and so on. you are getting pissed because someone does not like the product you use? that's ******* ridiculous.


#1 - actionjackson
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#4 - anon id: cb2aca83
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you guys realize this article is satire right, go to the ******* website
#7 to #4 - ruebezahl
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Really? A satire on a joke website? Thanks for pointing this out! My mind is officially blown!
Really? A satire on a joke website? Thanks for pointing this out! My mind is officially blown!
#8 to #7 - anon id: cb2aca83
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there are alot of people who are taking this as a serious article
#9 to #8 - anon id: d92a8ccd
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Really? Where??
#10 to #9 - anon id: cb2aca83
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a few comments here and the other post with this same content
User avatar #15 - norric
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(06/21/2013) [-]
i never had a problem with the xbox one...and i wear pants for skyrim
#16 to #15 - mistahlegend
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Why would you wear pants?
#12 - anon id: cd410ba0
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Too late Microsoft. I don't care what you say or do now, the damage has been done. Sold my Xbox 360 and all my games + accessories. Saving up for a PS4... Kingdom Hearts 3 bitch, I hope you lose billions Microsoft. **** you and your LIES.
User avatar #14 to #12 - atomicsnowball
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You do realize Kingdom Hearts 3 is on the Xbox one as well right?
#5 - anon id: 630fd0bd
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Microsoft are a bunch of dumb monkeys and I hope they poop their pants and the poop bursts into flames causing them to burn and get hurt really bad
#3 - anon id: 70d2328b
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go ahead xbox, be the other choice and see what would happen
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