Extremely accurate.... Except for the fact I never get invited to parties. Not even by the tags. stlil) ‘HEM PIETY WHERE. But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that! jk I'd beta the up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way
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Extremely accurate...

Except for the fact I never get invited to parties.
Not even by the tags

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#4 - SnacksJr (06/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that!   
   
   
   
   
   
   
jk I'd beta the 						****					 up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way
But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that!






jk I'd beta the **** up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way
#10 - thepastryistrue (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dogs never get boring...
Dogs never get boring...
#11 - luiselvergas (06/20/2013) [-]
>be me
>room mate has a small get together
>just chilling doing my thing
>random girl calls
>room mate most likely told her my name
> *********** .jpg
>go to her
>alpha as ****
>she tells me i am cute
>starts to lightly touch my face in a romantic manner
MFW im a dog
#1 - Nahyon (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Disagree Humanity
Acquire The love from a trustable animal
#5 - mmajunkie ONLINE (06/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
what happens when I try to make animal friends
what happens when I try to make animal friends
#2 - schmettermuschi (06/20/2013) [-]
**** hyoomens, animals are better bros
#7 - chetubetcha (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP is a dog.
User avatar #6 - harbingerwolf (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sod the dogs, im too busy hanging out with the popular types at parties...

...the cats...
#22 - ohmymeow (06/21/2013) [-]
I was expecting a sloth playing with a dog at a party....
I was expecting a sloth playing with a dog at a party....
#25 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why the **** is there a sloth macro?

is this suppose to be some new me-me?
#54 - MasterZii (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry, I don't have one in dog gif.
I'm sorry, I don't have one in dog gif.
#58 to #54 - mynameiskeanu (06/21/2013) [-]
8 people rubbing a black pussy
User avatar #15 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is the truth about parties and a few tips to help you youngin's out.
>Best friend calls you up
>"party"
>get dressed fresh as **** , not swag faggy like the rest of the people there cause-college (it will help you stick out more to the ladies if you show them that class is better than being a faggot)
>Meet up at party AT THE SAME ******* TIME (Only walk in with your best friend. Stay outside and smoke a cig if you have to and wait for anyone else who see's and talks to you to walk in. It looks better when you and your best friend walk in because when girls will see you they will 1. Probably be with their best friend and 2. They won't see that you are surrounded by people and might have a chance to talk to you. oh...and you have a friend with you, and you are at a party, therefore you're not a loser)
>Look around and have expectations immediately drop (This always happens)
>Grab some ****** alcohol and hammer a few shots in front of a crowd (this will make you blend in. If someone asks you to take a shot with them, don't hesitate, just do that **** . Next thing you know you're at the center of the party and you're being looked at in a good way.)
>Get moderately drunk (not sloppy, not yet. Show people you are a cool drinker. don't get stupid until 2/3 of the party is already sloppy stupid)
>bust around drinking and talking-
>Go out for a smoke if someone asks you to (Good conversation starter, who knows might find a new friend)
>have fun
>don't puke first (if you do, make sure it's not around anyone if possible)
OPTIONAL
>beer pong
>win that ****
>get hyped
>people get hyped about you
END
If you do these steps correctly then hopefully you'll directly get invited to the next party and that will lead to a whole new world opening for you. Even if you hate almost everyone there you can still have the chance to met new people and have a relative good time.

#62 - feffog (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
me at party = standing awkwardly beta as ****

me + 4 shots of 99% cottancandy vodka =social god who doesnt afraid of anything
#70 - isradam (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #16 - theorematic (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When you go to a big enough party and find the animal to chill with because you're a loner, and all of a sudden the other loners see you have an animal and come over and make small talk with you while you pet the animal.


It's actually how I make friends at parties.
User avatar #9 - kaput (06/20/2013) [-]
she seem to be A++ of a girl, the dog got taste hehe
#104 - tommyymmot (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All these dog comments are giving me a feel. My dog has cancer, and he just had an operation on the tumour, he's spent the last week sulking around in pain and it doesn't look like he has long left before it hurts him so much that putting him down would be the humane thing to do. Pic related, it's my dog.

(For those wanting funny, the tumour is on his anus.)
User avatar #36 - hockeykicksass (06/21/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3190721/Socially+Lazy+Sloth+IRL/

i posted this a while ago from a picture on my facebook feed...i dont give a **** that it got reposted i just got freaked out when i saw people i know on here haha
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