Einstein. . At a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told: Imagine i Einstein At a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr in there so her sensual voice spoke to the ones around and told: Imagine i
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At a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could he perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
babys together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - kingsombra
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DId that happen OP? Did it really?
#23 to #1 - anon id: 6b1dc010
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yes
User avatar #52 to #23 - toncheky
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Trust him guys he's reliable.
User avatar #93 to #52 - myryad
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Every north korean citizen is reliable.
#77 to #1 - asdasdzxczxc
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#65 to #1 - anINTENSEginger
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I can confirm, I was someone.
#18 - sonda **User deleted account**
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#78 to #18 - guythatagrees
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Wow Abraham Lincoln sure was smart!
#24 to #18 - pridefulmatthew
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********, that a photo of Benjamin Franklin!
User avatar #60 to #24 - retributionthepimp
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And I'm pretty sure Moses said that, not Abraham Lincoln.
#10 - bronywhat
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Because everyone knows Albert Einstein has said every quote since the beggining of time.
Because everyone knows Albert Einstein has said every quote since the beggining of time.
User avatar #69 to #10 - osimonmagus
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The same goes for Mark Twain.
#28 - backintheussr
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Well..
#4 - anon id: 3afe5c07
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Einstein could only speak german
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User avatar #6 to #4 - baaltomekk
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He taught in Princeton, so I doubt he was only able to speak german
User avatar #7 to #6 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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Einstein spoke English as well.
User avatar #8 to #7 - baaltomekk
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Thank You
#5 - akforevs
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#96 to #5 - anon id: 3c40fad6
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I love this movie why arent there more reaction pics or GIFS about it.
#114 to #96 - newforomador
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Here's a favorite of mine.
Here's a favorite of mine.
#14 - mmajunkie
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Marilyn had an IQ of 168
User avatar #80 to #14 - kingofqueens
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The highest possible score is a 160, if I'm not mistaken. That could just be current day though.
User avatar #88 to #14 - digidawg
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Did she? Did she really?
#16 to #14 - captnpl
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IQ isn't a measure of intelligence, it's a measure of one's ability to learn. Einstein knew more things, that makes him smarter.
#30 to #16 - Jowi
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It's a measure of cognitive capacity; a kind of intelligence. Ability to learn is a kind of intelligence too.
#45 to #30 - captnpl
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People have higher IQs as children than as adults. Would you consider yourself more intelligent now or ten years ago?
User avatar #50 to #45 - alexusapi
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There is a specified IQ test for children, if children would take IQ tests for adults they would score much lower.
User avatar #72 to #50 - bulbakip
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Where can one take an IQ test?
#118 to #72 - alexusapi
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i just took a test my therapist supplied, these internet tests are ********.
#47 to #45 - Jowi
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Saying intelligence is one thing is like saying Europe is one thing.
There are different countries in Europe like there are different kinds of intelligence.
User avatar #20 to #16 - euthyphro
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Memorization isn't, or at least shouldn't, be a measure of intelligence either. Intelligence is very hard to define and quantize -- but it should definitely have a large part in how one solves problems and is involved in abstract, conceptual, thinking. One's ability to bring in many dimensions of their vast wealth of knowledge to answer a question spanning many disciplines and fields -- this is how intelligence is properly measured. Not be memory or acquisition of terms or "things"; but rather by one's ability to use these qualities to solve complex problems.
#22 to #20 - captnpl
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So... Einstein is still smarter?
#119 to #16 - anon id: cbd96e66
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Einstein had learned more things so he was more intelligent? ******* dude contradicting himself
#103 to #16 - anon id: 8211f652
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And IQ is a test based for and only works for children
#100 to #16 - anon id: 5de7fcf2
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Agreed, I don't think it's possible to comprehend what Einstein has actually does, he was so many years ahead of his time. I love that man <3
User avatar #71 to #16 - bulbakip
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He didnt know his own telephone number.
#62 to #16 - anon id: 62816bfc
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IQ is meant to measure the academic performance of students, and within hat strictly the shot they want you to spew out. Thats why the theory of the 7 intelligence's was created, to give more definitions to the term 'intelligence'. The original IQ test was meant to measure the academics of elementary school kids in relation to their peers for mental development purposes, and the IQ test formula nowadays is a slight tweak on that, there's no IQ test today that gives the intelligence nor the potential of ones ability to learn, because the formula is mental age divided by chronological age, so its purely relative to people around the one tested.
#59 to #16 - anon id: 62816bfc
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IQ doesnt measure the ability to learn, it measures strictly academic performance in schools, thats why you shouldnt take it seriously. And within that academic performance in schools is the general knowledge they want you to spew out, thats why the theory of the 7 different types of intelligences was created to suit people better, but theres no IQ test to measure intelligence correctly still, the first ever was meant to measure the intelligence of little kids in comparison to their elementary school peers for mental developmental purposes. And every version of an IQ test nowadays is just a little tweak of that one.
#17 to #16 - mmajunkie
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She obviously learned how to slut her way to the top long before anyone else even considered it... I'd say that makes her a genius pioneer.
#49 to #16 - alexusapi
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IQ is a measure of a particular intelligence, it's not a measure of how well you learn. you don't take an IQ test were you have to memorize facts or something, it usually tests spatial,reasoning,logical and verbal thinking. Many people have a higher IQ than Einstein but most agree that Einstein is still much smarter than those people.
#36 - Jowi
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I'm pretty sure that MM was quite intelligent
I'm pretty sure Einstein was more charming and kind than that

I'm also sure this isn't true....
#81 - johnnygat
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#90 - diegotan
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