Einstein. . At a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told: Imagine i
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Einstein

At a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could he perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
babys together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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Submitted: 06/20/2013
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#1 - kingsombra ONLINE (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
DId that happen OP? Did it really?
#18 - sonda **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#10 - bronywhat (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because everyone knows Albert Einstein has said every quote since the beggining of time.
Because everyone knows Albert Einstein has said every quote since the beggining of time.
#28 - backintheussr (06/21/2013) [-]
Well..
#4 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Einstein could only speak german
User avatar #6 to #4 - baaltomekk ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
He taught in Princeton, so I doubt he was only able to speak german
#5 - akforevs (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#14 - mmajunkie ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Marilyn had an IQ of 168
#16 to #14 - captnpl (06/21/2013) [-]
IQ isn't a measure of intelligence, it's a measure of one's ability to learn. Einstein knew more things, that makes him smarter.
#36 - Jowi ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that MM was quite intelligent
I'm pretty sure Einstein was more charming and kind than that

I'm also sure this isn't true....
#81 - johnnygat (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wrong words, wrong person. Try G.B. Shaw.

Regards,

Albert Einstein x
#90 - diegotan (06/21/2013) [-]
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#109 - luquaz (06/21/2013) [-]
what he actually said
#110 - mikthacool (06/21/2013) [-]
That totally happened
User avatar #106 - haseotakaeda (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm willing to bet half the **** in my possession that this didn't happen
#79 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Einstein was at a party with Marylin Monroe.

I guess smart guys got all the pussy back then.
#89 to #84 - fiftyshadesofgus ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
he had 3 children, doubt he died virgin.
#66 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
I reeeeally don't give a **** if Einstein actually ever said this or not, I lol'd.
#12 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Except Marilyn Monroe is ugly as **** and totally overrated.
User avatar #68 to #12 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [-]
Compared to ....what? The Victoria Secret skeletons who starve themselves to look ******* disgusting in hopes they don't loose their job?
User avatar #82 - themoderguy (06/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Einstein spoke german, i dont think marilyn monroe did
#85 to #82 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
are we sure the genius only spoke one language?
User avatar #67 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If Mark Twain was featured on this content you would have the three most misquoted people in the world.
Dumb whores take Monroe's quotes out of context to justify their slutty ********
Pseudo Intellectuals like to use Mark Twain's words as a justification for being more intelligent
And theists(most Christians) try and make up **** that Einstein didn't say to try and help their argument of the existence of God.

yep.
User avatar #70 to #67 - vatra (06/21/2013) [-]
There is only one Twain quote I pay attention to and that is because it is hilarious. "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." It's just so witty.
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