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#5 - kaboomz (06/20/2013) [+] (36 replies)
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lets get / make knight armors to protect us from the bites and only use swords to avoid guns because they attract walkers
#19 - SonofChuck (06/20/2013) [+] (22 replies)
You know I remember reading about this idea in The Zombie Survival guide and in the book the author brings up some great arguments as to why armor is such a bad idea for a zombie scenario. Anyway I'm just gonna list them off
1. Any armor, even the lightest ones, are heavier than regular clothes and thus will tire you out faster.
2. If a zombie does bite you while you are wearing armor it could stop the bite from breaking the flesh but seeing as how zombies have no sense of pain or fatigue that prevents them from using their muscles to their fullest extent the bite will surely break your bones.
3. One of your main advantages over zombies is your speed, don't hinder that advantage by wearing armor. Tight clothing, short hair and cardio is your best bet for survival.

By the way if any of you haven't read it I suggest you pick this book up. It's a fun read.
#25 - lunaisbestpony (06/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
because wearing an 80 pound bomb suit really be comfortable when you're running away from a horde of zombies.
because wearing an 80 pound bomb suit really be comfortable when you're running away from a horde of zombies.
User avatar #112 - darthblam ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
***** , it's ******* HOT in the south during the summer. The hell do you expect?
#117 - xxscopemanxx (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*******					 zombies won't be touching me, I'll go medieval on their asses.
******* zombies won't be touching me, I'll go medieval on their asses.
#70 - meathooksodomy ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - sircool (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
they're already infected. The zombie virus in it doesn't kill you if bitten because it doesn't exist. It's in the air, and only reanimates you, not kill you. However, these ARE rotting or rotted corpses shuffling around, so bacteria would be growing crazy all over them. It's not the zombie infection that kills you, it's the massive normal infection you get.
User avatar #2 - annadewitt (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
better mobility and you dont get tired as fast. personally id rather have nothing on than have a bomb suit on.
#166 - theblondefetus (06/21/2013) [-]
Didn't they all put on riot gear that they got from zombies in the prison in the same episode that screenshot is from?
#178 - potatophucker (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
T-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGG
T-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #227 - frodoswaggins (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"one bite and you're infected"... FALSE... in The Walking Dead everyone is already infected, there is no need for a bite. If you die you turn. The bite just kills you, it doesn't infect you
#41 - negerboll **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'd get one of these.
Lightweight chainmail than can take bites from a great white shark would probably be enough against human teeth.
User avatar #218 - doctordalek (06/21/2013) [-]
The show takes place in Georgia, and it gets really, really hot and humid down there.
#202 - kidsquicker (06/21/2013) [-]
Clearly they all have pants on. Shoes, too.
Clearly they all have pants on. Shoes, too.
#201 - DrollHumor (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
According to the guide, using protective clothing gives you a sense of security that causes you to take unnecessary risks. It may also slow you down, cause you to overheat or rub your skin raw. There are pros and cons to everything.
#71 - meathooksodomy ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
#243 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Leather armour would do the trick.
#232 - Antwnhs (06/21/2013) [-]
must have been hot
must have been hot
#233 - VongolaX (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**VongolaX rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Rebecca needs a towel ** they already explained that they're all infected even when they're alive. The bites cause a high enough fever that kills the bitten person and once the said person is dead the Z virus kicks in. they can have blood splattered everywhere and have guts rubbed all over them and you can shove it in all your nooks and cranny but only when you die will you become a walker.
#234 to #233 - triggathepirate (06/21/2013) [-]
"they can have blood splattered everywhere and have guts rubbed all over them and you can shove it in all your nooks and cranny" Damn 						*****					 that's metal...
"they can have blood splattered everywhere and have guts rubbed all over them and you can shove it in all your nooks and cranny" Damn ***** that's metal...
#76 - existacne (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just leave this right here.
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