Beyond the Friend Zone..... Not OC. New Stories I' m so deep in the friendzone that We met her boyfriend' s parents''. the name censor looks like a penis boyfriends Parents friendzone
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - dirtydollar
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the name censor looks like a penis
#16 to #5 - playercz
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So deep in the friendzone...
#47 to #16 - blbrian
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#14 to #5 - playercz
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#35 to #5 - anon id: 9e39f53a
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That's because anyone talking about the friend-zone, is in reality a dick.
User avatar #120 to #35 - ironsoul
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Not necessarily. It really does exist (I have been there, and escaped). That said, most of the time, it is just dudes complaining that the girl isn't a vending machine that pays out sex when they put in kindness coins.
User avatar #80 to #5 - uzzwick
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HOLY **** DUDE
COMEDY GOLD
COMEDY GOLD MAN
#2 - willdabeastt
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All these guys and their "friend zones." Take a chance and ask her out! There are only three directions it could go.    
1. You go out    
2. She says no and you're still friends    
3. She says no and you're no longer friends.    
Don't listen to me though, I'm being a complete hypocrite saying all of this.
All these guys and their "friend zones." Take a chance and ask her out! There are only three directions it could go.
1. You go out
2. She says no and you're still friends
3. She says no and you're no longer friends.
Don't listen to me though, I'm being a complete hypocrite saying all of this.
#12 to #2 - tazze
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option 2 is heresy, if she says no you say "well **** you too" and go out with your bros, have a good time, then look for another girl
#17 to #2 - anINTENSEginger
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User avatar #49 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
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well congratulations you are no longer friendzoned.
#25 to #2 - anon id: c107f70c
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Its all in the presentation *****.
-Are you asking her 1v1, no medium (facebook, skype, etc) to talk through
-Do you smell good?
-In an alternate universe, and your gender was flipped, would you be attractive enough to **** yourself?

And most importantly

-Are you confident?

If you are confident about yourself and of your actions then you are at least happy with yourself at the end of it. Girls dig confident guys, a straight forward "You want to go to the movies with me?" is extremely better than a long paragraph explaining your feelings for that chick (only a couple of girls will like the whole paragraph thing, make sure if she is one of those girls). Its all about staying calm and having some idea on what you are doing. In the end it sometimes doesn't really matter though, she may just not be into you, but being well-prepared and looking good does help your chances.
User avatar #73 to #25 - arstya
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Of course I'd **** myself.
#204 to #25 - captainfordoofwin
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I **** myself all the time.
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
#39 to #2 - anon id: 562ccb1e
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But option 2 IS the friendzone. I think you've misunderstood this.
User avatar #43 to #39 - mattimeon
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Does the friendzone really exist? If she doesn't like you then she doesn't like you. The best thing would be to move onto greener pastures. If the two can stay friends then great but if not oh well.
#112 to #43 - anon id: 562ccb1e
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You're missing the point. The 'friendzone' is when you proposition someone, but they reply with saying that they'd rather be friends than enter a relationship. That's what it means. So the second option may well be a friendzone.

I'm genuinely struggling to understand what else people could think it means.
User avatar #118 to #112 - mattimeon
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Some people cry Friendzone when they meet a girl and they become friends for the sole purpose of trying to get with the girl. Then when she rejects him he cryies friendzone. If the guy is genuinely friends with the girl then the feelings come along and the girl shoots him down because she doesn't want the friendship to be anymore than what it already is. That is friendzoned. Don't even get me started on the "nice guys" who claim they always get friendzoned.

tl.dr Don't say you were friendzoned if you weren't even true friends with the girl in the first place.
User avatar #94 to #43 - thatsimple
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I think it does.. Some girls AND guys need a plan B or not even an actual plan but just someone to boost their ego, because lets face it, most of them are aware that you fancy them
#110 to #2 - knowstoomuch
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Or she says yes, then you fall in love with her and two weeks later she breaks up with you and you find yourself contemplating murder months later even though you've convinced yourself you're over it all.
User avatar #126 to #2 - namesboo
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the third one happened to me and my girl best friend
#3 to #2 - vaporous
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Well the 3rd one seems the most likely. If I really like a girl and I can't date her, I'd still at least want to be able to talk to her with out it being awkward.
User avatar #4 to #3 - willdabeastt
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Same man, that happened with me and a girl I'm still good friends with. It was awkward for a little while but we grew out of it and we're still friends to this day.
User avatar #10 to #4 - turboderp
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Have her set you up with friends of her..
User avatar #6 to #4 - romanprinsonerr
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agreed, the same thing happened with me, if you're good enough friends you'll get over the awkwardness
#86 to #2 - jboienggh
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I know it seems like the easiest, most logical thing to do before you do it but I was in that position and it ended mid-way between 2 and 3; we still say we're friends but we're nowhere near as close as we used to be.

MFW I got home after she rejected me.
#13 - aaadddmmmiiinnn
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huehue... it looks like a penis




im a ******* twelve year old
#15 to #13 - playercz
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So deep in the friendzone....
User avatar #19 to #15 - davvi
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.. did you really just post that same comment twice
User avatar #18 to #13 - tigronn
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you arent the only one who saw
#23 - dbBlues
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Of course you're in the friend zone. She has a boyfriend, and the zone he is in only has room for one.
Of course you're in the friend zone. She has a boyfriend, and the zone he is in only has room for one.
#27 to #23 - anon id: 6a447de1
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Tell that to my ex...
User avatar #31 to #27 - azumeow
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Shiiiit...I know that feel bro...
User avatar #195 to #23 - niceguyguy
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Have you met taylor swift?
#133 to #23 - Bforbacon
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Unless you're mormon
#36 - itsbendingtime
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>approach girl as friend
>act as friend
>never indicate any other interest in her
>stalk her facebook, burn whenever she mentions another guy
>finally confess feelings and ask her out
>she says no
>"OMG ALL WIMMEN ARE BITCHES IM GOING TO GO CRY INTO MY FEDORA THEN POST ONLINE ABOUT IT."

It's not ******* hard. If you don't want to be put in the "friend zone" then don't be her friend. Make your intentions clear. Being sneaky and manipulative and not being up front about what you want is what women do. Man the **** up.
#95 to #36 - anon id: 40e325d3
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I was agreeing with you until the " Being sneaky and manipulative and not being up front about what you want is what women do". I guess it was too much to hope there was a person on funnyjunk that wasn't sexist.
#96 to #95 - itsbendingtime
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99% of women are like that, whether they realise it or not.
#104 to #96 - anon id: 40e325d3
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Ugh and I had so much hope for you... your username. A show with such strong female characters but you're still like... that. I hope you and the rest of FJ will get out of this phase soon.
#64 - tropicalbonerfish
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#63 - thisotherdude
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The friendzone? Of course you're in the ******* friendzone if she's already dating someone! What, did you think that just because you personally like her (and have probably never made those feelings clear) she would telepathically read your mind and then break up with her current boyfriend to go out with you because of reasons? Dude, go find another chick or something.
#46 - sweetellie
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Oh ******* hell, why are the friendzone posts back?? These posts are always pathetic, they don't give feels at all and they're just generally boring and unfunny.
Oh ******* hell, why are the friendzone posts back?? These posts are always pathetic, they don't give feels at all and they're just generally boring and unfunny.
User avatar #65 to #46 - weenieandthebutt
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Same here, I would rather be in the friendzone than being in the awkward 'avoidzone' after trying to ask them out. I most friendzone cases, at least they regard you as their bestfriend which is still a pretty special position. With girls, I'm just like their normal friend, not amongst their 'up there' special.
User avatar #67 to #65 - sweetellie
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Well, I don't have any male friends irl so I don't really relate to any of that
User avatar #70 to #67 - weenieandthebutt
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With strong friendships, I can see from a girl's point of view that they don't want to ruin a special friendship through intense relationships or awkward sex. With my case, my ego doesn't get all worked up from a single rejection (not everyone gets the one they want at the end of the day) but I mainly complain when I deal with multiple rejections. Some people can't distinguish between the friendzone and just normal rejection. How comes you don't have any male friends irl?
User avatar #71 to #70 - sweetellie
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I don't have male friends because males generally like to be friends with girls who look good and have a personality lol
User avatar #72 to #71 - weenieandthebutt
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Don't people become friends with people because they have personality lol? Well only wanting to be friends with someone based sorely on their looks is shallow but not necessarily for dating.
User avatar #121 - sacanawa
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i can't even get in the friend zone


in fact, i can't even get friends
#123 to #121 - goobdol
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I'm here for you, babe.
#84 - weenieandthebutt
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Reasons why I hate friendzone posts:

-If you're bestfriend's with a girl, you certainly don't want to risk ruining that special friendship over intense relationships or awkward sex.

-A lot of you are shy ***** who hasn't got the balls to ask the girl out or at least indicate that you want to escalate it further into a relationship.

-At least that girl regards you as their best/close friend, that's at least something special to feel some form of acceptance. Most girls don't even regard me as that close or that special. I'm just like a regular friend.

-Being nice alone doesn't entitle anyone to sex or relationships. You have to prove your worth. Most of you are either fat **** or scrawny ***** or just completely boring.

-People have the rights to like whoever they want. It's just one single rejection, your ego should just god damn accept it and not everyone gets who they initially wanted. If one girl doesn't like you, they move on to the next one, simples. If you deal with multiple rejections, then that sucks bro.

-If she's the type who seems manipulative or she picks a complete douchebag over you, then she's not worth it.

User avatar #174 to #84 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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fat **** here...
User avatar #175 to #174 - weenieandthebutt
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Watch something kickass or inspiring, pick up a really strong incentive and just lift weights. Read the sticky on 4Chan /fit/ thread. As a former fat **** myself, I can honestly say you have no legitimate excuses for being fat. Even having a partially good body does wonders when it comes to girl attention.
User avatar #176 to #175 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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Also 14. So won't be needing a girlfriend for a while, thanks...
User avatar #179 to #176 - weenieandthebutt
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****, 10 years older than me. I was a fat **** myself when I was your age but then lost it around 15/16. You won't need a gf just yet but trust me, it's better to start early, especially when the time comes. Your social development in highschool is really crucial and will have a massive impact later on in life when it comes to your general confidence or your ability to socialise adequately (with girls) as a young adult.
User avatar #181 to #179 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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School development? Whats that? I've been forcefully homeschooled for most of my life because of my overly-christian parents...
User avatar #182 to #181 - weenieandthebutt
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Social development, not school development. Homeschooled and raised by overly-Christian parents........****! You're gonna grow up to be socially underdeveloped and this meek beta wimp. I'm a man of religion myself (Islam) but I just can't deal with people with extreme, fundamental religious views. Seriously tell your parents that social development is extremely important, especially for communication skills which are required by most employers!
#183 to #182 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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****! You're gonna grow up to be socially underdeveloped and this meek beta wimp