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one time we got a new kid in fifth
grade and he walks right in and
sticks his hand under the stapler
and staples his hand and just looks
at the teacher and goes "I' m going
to the nurse" and leaves
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Submitted: 06/19/2013
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#170 - elmoose **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
>first grade
>have nun for a teacher
>we're supposed to draw ourselves
>i don't know what color to use for my skin
>use yellow
>teacher sees what i colored my skin
>teacher yells "DON'T COLOR YOURSELF YELLOW YOU'RE NOT CHINESE"
MFW i realized how racist that was
#162 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
-2nd
- friend sticks hand skin in hole puncher
- holes his freaking hand
- today he is one of my friends who faps the most
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#153 - aleeyam (06/20/2013) [-]
**aleeyam rolled a random image posted in comment #2385025 at Friendly ** class face when
#152 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
>Be in middle school
>Be in woodworking class
>Kid named Matt thinks he's the ****
>Insults everyone
>Teacher is gone to do whatever
>Other kid gets pissed
>Decks Matt in his ******* face
>Matt's buddy decks the other kid
>Kid's friend kicks matt's buddy in the balls
>Matt shoots kid in the shoulder with nail gun
> **** got real
>Evolves in Call of School 4 : Modern Woodwork
>4 kids with broken teeth
>3 kids including me shot with nailguns
>Matt's jaw is broken
>One dude broke his ******* tailbone
User avatar #151 - meepster (06/20/2013) [-]
This happened in my Geometry class. I was in 9th grade.
User avatar #147 - pkthunderomega (06/20/2013) [-]
one of the most happiest moments of my life (and bloodiest)
I was in the fifth grade and was talking about pokemon and **** with my friends.
but then we got in trouble for talking about videogames by the counseler and she tells our teacher. she gets so pissed that she enters all of the class in this writing competiton I get pissed and try to reason with the teacher but she is still doing it. i get even more pissed and refuse to write so she calls my dad and tells him and my dad over the phone tells me to write a story I do becuase my dad is cool?
I walk in to the computer lab and start writing while im writing I am playing with a stapler without even noticing and staple my two fingers together try not to scream not becuase it hurts becuase i was scared to death i tryed to remove it and i did succseffuly but then it hurt so i deleted my story and started to write about my mom and how i miss her seince i dont live with her becuase she cant put a band aid on it and crap but it turns out really good i dont know why but it did so as time passes and i turn it in i kinda have a thing for writing i really like it so im happy through out the day and then when it is time for art i skip and go up to my teacher to hang out gangsta.jpg
she almost sent me to the office when she saw me but i said i want to talk to you and she calmed her tits and i just apologized for snapping at her earlier and she said it was okay and she let me catch up on my work as time passed it was friday at morning ceremony and i saw her at the mic and she said "my class entered a competion earlier and evreyone wrote about something special to them and i have the winner (insert my name here) he will be moving on to distrec finals i shat my self and ended up winning finals and winning state and where ever the writing went it had a bloddy staple.
User avatar #146 - fluthermucken (06/20/2013) [-]
Middleschool, being the kid that I was, enjoying shock value, staples hand in history class... twice. pulled them both out. Loved the look those weird ******* were giving me.
#143 - andmann (06/20/2013) [-]
You made it light bulb! You finally made it!


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#148 to #143 - satnaam (06/20/2013) [-]
its kinda like having a kid learning to read a paragraph or use the toilet by themselves huh.
#142 - josieabby (06/20/2013) [-]
Helllloooooooooo Nurse!
Helllloooooooooo Nurse!
User avatar #139 - kanpai (06/20/2013) [-]
sounds to me like a textbook case of hot nurse
#138 - everytumblruser (06/20/2013) [-]
5th grade????? hes really old
#133 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [-]
> My bro, 15 years old   
> Goes to alternative school because of fighting   
> Really wants to get out of class today, has new gf from other school   
> Asks teacher if he can go, teacher says no   
> Asks if he can leave if he broke a bone   
> "well, yes, but did you break a bone? Doesn't look like it, so sit down"   
> Bro holds out his hand in front of teacher, legit broke his own finger   
> Leaves classroom   
> That girl he broke his finger for is his wife and mother of two kids today
> My bro, 15 years old
> Goes to alternative school because of fighting
> Really wants to get out of class today, has new gf from other school
> Asks teacher if he can go, teacher says no
> Asks if he can leave if he broke a bone
> "well, yes, but did you break a bone? Doesn't look like it, so sit down"
> Bro holds out his hand in front of teacher, legit broke his own finger
> Leaves classroom
> That girl he broke his finger for is his wife and mother of two kids today
#166 to #133 - vatra (06/21/2013) [-]
Teacher's face when:
Teacher's face when:
User avatar #145 to #133 - luiselvergas (06/20/2013) [-]
B....but bitches aint **** ........Im glad for your bro dude that sounds like a chick flick and ****
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#130 - norriscamo (06/20/2013) [-]
butterfly effect anyone?
#128 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
That's how bad school is nowadays.
User avatar #149 to #128 - skinless (06/20/2013) [-]
how is the school responsible for that
#125 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
And says*
#123 - flyslasher (06/20/2013) [-]
I had a friend who in the first grade didn't know what a pencil sharpener was and proceeded to stick her index finger into the magical hole.
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