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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#15 - thatdeafguy
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maybe she wanted to rock out with her cock out.............
#50 to #15 - anon id: 6ecaf561
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Moterhead?
User avatar #17 to #15 - chasskika
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Jam out with your clam out!
(for the ladies)
#4 - thebeatman
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Bass thread

<----My bass
#12 to #4 - uncontrebasse
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my bass
#19 to #12 - dickbewt
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My bass.
User avatar #42 to #19 - commandwolf
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I want a Thunderbird like it's nobody's business. How's it play for you?
User avatar #100 to #42 - solomon
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i have one. dont bother, they suck. the bridge stripped, the knobs broke, the the strap screws stripped, the tuning machines broke. all for a "meh" sound
User avatar #182 to #100 - commandwolf
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Well, ****...
thanks for the heads up, man.
User avatar #186 to #182 - solomon
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ya... i got it like most guys with thunderbirds did.... to have shavo's bass. but so much went wrong with it and it's strictly for system of a down songs now haha
#161 to #42 - slapdebass
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if you're going to go thunderbird id highly recommend the Tokai Korean copies.. I bought one second hand and works a dream
User avatar #183 to #161 - commandwolf
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Huh, might have to look into that.
User avatar #116 to #42 - dickbewt
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I haven't got it yet, that's a pic from google. But I'm getting it soon! And they sound wonderful!
#16 to #12 - lieflief
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My bass
User avatar #133 to #16 - vuican
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all of my want
#26 to #16 - uncontrebasse
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dude that thing is beautiful, what is it and how does it play?
#178 to #26 - lieflief
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Thanks man, I actually made it myself, high school woodshop! Its actually the 4th I've made, I can post the rest if you want. But it plays like a dream, it's a neck-thru, solid piece neck and fretboard. Body is Ash/Maple and neck is maple. But it's definately my favorite! Based off a fender jazz, but $1000 cheaper!
#180 to #178 - uncontrebasse
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That is way too cool! Shame they don't have woodshop at my school, so I'm still stuck looking for a bass guitar I like. Would you have any idea what sort of bass puts out a sort of disco bass sound (from say the 80s) when you play near the bridge? The only bass I've ever had that played like that is my school's Thunderbass, which is older than I am, so yeah, haha.
#184 to #180 - lieflief
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Hmm, well I'm more of a funk/jazz/prog player but according to the internet, the fender jazz bass was well liked among disco music because of how powerful it was and because it stood out among other instruments, so I'd have to recommend a Mexi Fender Jazz, which wouldn't be too expensive.
#185 to #184 - uncontrebasse
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sounds good man, I'll look into it, thanks
#109 to #12 - rainbowrush
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Those are pretty awesome. However, I don't like how easy they are, compared to what I got (pic related).

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zQmhQyCMvig#t=28s
#175 to #109 - uncontrebasse
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the bass guitar is like an easier version of upright... there's no thumb position, every note is right there making tuning easy, playing upright means that making yourself comfortable is half the battle, there's no easy way to increase volume other than simply bowing faster or pizzing harder, and it's impossible to tune a bass without a bow unless you have really good relative pitch or a tuner

the bass guitar is literally just the upright but easier, now of course I'm not saying bass guitar is inferior, it's definitely a far more versatile instrument because of how much easier things like chords, multi-finger pizzing, and slapping are, but it's definitely not the harder instrument
User avatar #176 to #175 - rainbowrush
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It's a joke. Playing upright requires much skill, playing a normal bass guitar does not (at least not for earlier levels.) I do love playing my bass, tho.
#177 to #176 - uncontrebasse
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oh okay, I feel like I nerd raged a little hard unnecessarily haha

even though upright takes more skill, I love the work of jerry barnes and bernard edwards (bassists for Chic), definitely my two favourite bassists out of all upright/guitar players
#33 to #12 - djscooter
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My bass
#115 to #4 - thegayman
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Sorry, I dropped it...
#11 to #4 - anon id: ddb62ca6
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Ibanez BTB 700 dx tkf ... I call her Cherise...
User avatar #27 to #4 - apokalyptonaut
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That's nice. I can't quite make out the text on it, what is it?

I have a Wicked Abyss, no pic available atm
#40 to #4 - ewowo
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All my bass.
#66 to #4 - strelokkk
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the one of the left, but it's really a piece of crap. Not that I paid much for that.
#147 to #4 - smashmenao
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fender jag and my amp is a Fender Bassman 20 gotta love them tubes.
#106 to #4 - assjaw
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My bass
#72 to #4 - wonderlandman
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mine
User avatar #102 to #72 - lordhasta
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I was gonna buy an acoustic bass soon... Is it loud enough to play outside without any amp?
User avatar #110 to #102 - wonderlandman
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yea, they got pretty good sound
User avatar #111 to #110 - lordhasta
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Thanks!
#108 to #4 - bdh
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Mine, but blue
#129 to #4 - nightdge
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Mine:3
#45 to #4 - themonkeychunker
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my bass with its home made 2x12 beauty of a cabinet
#134 to #45 - ifolkthefirstdate
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damn son that is nice
User avatar #70 to #4 - strelokkk
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There's a lot of bassists on this website, what about musicians ?






That was a joke ! stop hitting me ! I'm a bassist myself !
#18 to #4 - roddor
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#25 to #4 - nerdforlife
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My six-string
#159 to #4 - slapdebass
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relevant name to thread... my current bass
#101 to #4 - lordhasta
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#104 to #4 - solomon
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mine
User avatar #119 to #104 - stuartbewbzz
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Such a gorgeous bass! Played my friend's one countless times now!
#69 to #4 - dragostarc
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Everyone's got such beautiful basses and I've got this.
#52 to #4 - stuartbewbzz
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My current gigging bass.

Currently running through a Trace Elliot AH250 head and a matching 118" cabinet. All vintage from 70's stuff too!
User avatar #62 to #52 - imYOU
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Was thinking about getting a 5 string sterling sub but I wasn't fond of. How thick the neck was. Actual 4 string sterlings' necks are much thinner, is the subject series neck thinner too?
User avatar #118 to #62 - stuartbewbzz
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I actually find the neck really comfortable to play! It's just the right size for my hands haha! The 5 string isn't much larger either.. I think you just have small hands bro ;)
User avatar #181 to #118 - imYOU
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Nope, my hands are quite large. Just more comfortable with faster necks
#43 to #4 - hairymanbeast
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Gotta love the 5 strings. L>R Yamaha BB615Pt, Hudson fretless and a Squier P-Bass.
User avatar #29 to #4 - Dakafal
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Is that a Hagstrom? I never knew they made basses, but I've had four of their guitars.
User avatar #30 to #29 - thebeatman
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It's a Hagstrom Viking bass
User avatar #39 to #30 - commandwolf
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Hagstrom you say?
I've got an old 60s/70s Hagstrom. Little torn up, but it really great. Don't play it much, now that I've got a Greg Bennett Corsair, but they're both great.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Dakafal
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How's it play/sound?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thebeatman
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Smooth, really smooth.
#36 to #4 - kiratheunholy
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Here's mine.
User avatar #179 to #36 - lapsushominum
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But is your bass under attack?
#23 to #4 - seuss
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Mine, Epiphone EB-03 SG
#28 to #4 - wakingeyes
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not this one, but one of these
User avatar #6 to #4 - romanprinsonerr
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I'm too lazy to post pictures so I'll just say them,
-Squire Jaguar bass
-Mexican Fretless Fender Jazz bass
#46 to #6 - ascarecrow
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Would your squire happen to look like mine?
User avatar #174 to #46 - romanprinsonerr
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yeah except sunburst
#132 to #4 - ifolkthefirstdate
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i call it Gumbo because of the tortiseshell pickguard
#57 to #4 - wotanskrieger
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<---- my Buzz
#61 to #4 - imYOU
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My bass
#103 to #61 - brnoflynn
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I knew I'd get to use this some day!
#5 to #4 - wastelandgunner
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My bass
#117 to #5 - lodisboeg
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Watch out so you dont drop it
Watch out so you dont drop it
#145 to #5 - ngz
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My mass
#170 to #145 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Mein gas
#165 to #5 - theonewhosmells
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My bass
#114 to #5 - lodisboeg
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#7 to #5 - anon id: 465696f5
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HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO CLEVER



that joke is the worst. As a bassist, it makes my heart weep.
#21 to #7 - anon id: 2c797f9e
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you're a bassist because you're not as talented as a guitarist.
#22 to #21 - Apac
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User avatar #34 to #21 - lordhasta
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lol faggot
User avatar #63 to #5 - jesusnipple
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Touch my bass, Rebecca
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jXeD0-mnhg
#20 - jimimij
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Who just leaves a dildo out like it's a ******* decoration? So many pictures like this.
Who just leaves a dildo out like it's a ******* decoration? So many pictures like this.
User avatar #49 to #20 - milomcrobbie
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oh my god what is this .gif im actually laughing what
User avatar #56 to #49 - spawnsy
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Its a Google commercial.
User avatar #90 to #56 - fannypackattack
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Do you think maybe you could send a link or somethin'? I can't for the life of me find it, and I have yet to see it.
#94 to #90 - spawnsy
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User avatar #96 to #94 - fannypackattack
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Much obliged, kind stranger!
#97 to #96 - spawnsy
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#152 to #20 - anon id: c836a4c3
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You'd be surprised. Me and my boyfriend have a very pretty dildo. All glass with cool patterns inside. It's like well designed bong you can stick up your ass.
User avatar #35 to #20 - sinonyx
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people who life by themselves?
#54 - nicoquitemad
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I don't see the ****** in this really. I mean in a portrait it'd be a slip up, but here, it's sorta just.. Metal or dildos.
User avatar #76 to #54 - redstonealchemist
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what about a metal dildo?
User avatar #86 to #76 - dogwars
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You sick bastard
#89 to #86 - redstonealchemist
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' METAL DILDO!
User avatar #91 to #89 - splinfinity
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**** I lost it.
#93 to #91 - redstonealchemist
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oh yeah?
#84 - WolfPrince
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If she need that I guess her fingering cant be that good.
#153 to #84 - dopethatsmoke
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User avatar #38 - galacticboner
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What's so "oopsie" about having a dildo? A girl can't pleasure herself and not be ashamed of it?
#53 to #38 - anon id: 5f0a26a5
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Well what if it were a guy playing the guitar and he added a filter and tried to make it look cool, and there was a fleshlight sitting in the background?
User avatar #55 to #53 - nicoquitemad
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I personally think it's just sort of hot. The dildo thing.
User avatar #58 to #53 - galacticboner
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It's nobody's business?
User avatar #64 to #58 - wersand
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But if he took a picture of it, and posted it online, it makes it kind of other peoples business. (Especially since unwanted mental images.)

Also, I have no problem with women masturbating, I think it is hot, but at the same time, if she has it on display to the world, she better not get offended if it gets brought up. (At least the first time, if it is brought up a second time after a cease and desist order has been issued then she can feel free to take further action.)
User avatar #71 to #38 - srskate
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it'd be just as bad for a dude with a fleshlight

or even worse if its a guy with a dildo
User avatar #135 to #38 - paronix
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No one is saying she should be ashamed of it; It's not about that.

It's about not leaving something you stick up your ******* hole (male or female) lying around on a desk for the world to see. Stop trying to create a *********.
User avatar #157 to #135 - galacticboner
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I could stick my fingers.
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User avatar #68 to #41 - senseofpurpose
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banana, what have you done??
User avatar #88 to #41 - elmarcocfc
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Is that a young Steve-O?
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#125 - EdwardNigma
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Why do so many people just leave dildos around like this in plain sight? Like on a shelf or the desk or something.

Put it in a ******* drawer, jesus.
User avatar #136 to #125 - sanguinesolitude
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i dont mind if i walk into a girls room and see a dildo. I'm just like, "hey mom can i borrow this."
#140 to #136 - zecaida
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fcking genius
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#139 to #125 - ihatem
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Don't tell Jesus to handle everyone's dildos, it's their own responsibility
#1 - carnageboy
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#9 to #1 - anon id: ddb62ca6
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is that dildo baggins?
#14 to #9 - anon id: de0d4507
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Dildo Faghands?
User avatar #105 to #1 - wwlllmyfault
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Richard Dildo Hands?
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