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The Irish

I was in Asda earlier, this trick ******* chav bitch was en
the , face like a slapped arse and all the
charisma m a half eaten waffle. I came pay, I had only
milk and bread but had he change.
fla. 03 please"
Starry this is all We get," as I handed her a 220 note.
Hasn' t you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my
mange, and I don' t wanna count out 218. 97?' she replied
and pulled a stroppy tape.
I' got nothing, if that helps," I didn' t get it
I thought **** it, I' ll pay by card.
Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
Don' t do me he favours," she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in,
Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldnt resist it,., "Oh yes, . 13? please."
lent **** with a tired Irishman...
That is all.
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw "face like a slapped arse"
mfw "face like a slapped arse"
User avatar #2 - blasthardcheese (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Don't **** with a tired Irishman..."
Never a truer word spoken.
#10 - demystify (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This is why I get along with 			**********		.   
They speak my language.
This is why I get along with ********** .
They speak my language.
#45 - presentdent (06/20/2013) [-]
And so the Tired Irishman prevails. COUNT MY MONEY, CASH WENCH.
And so the Tired Irishman prevails. COUNT MY MONEY, CASH WENCH.
#41 - irokk (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, when aren't we tired
Honestly, when aren't we tired
User avatar #51 - smokingman (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I understand the whole point, but what's a "chav"?
User avatar #54 to #51 - millenia (06/20/2013) [-]
British version of white trash.
User avatar #5 - ryanmck (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What is "cash back" all I can think of is that one bad movie.
+17
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User avatar #3 - Zedotelhado (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I honestly don't get it ._.
User avatar #4 to #3 - beerbellycolly (06/20/2013) [-]
the girl was complaining that she would have to count out 18.87 and when he asked for cash back, it meant that she had to count it out anyways.

i dont know if this helps you understand it more but i tried
#33 - teamrocketninja (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#29 - dwarfman (06/20/2013) [-]
Should've given him £16.53 in change.
#13 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Irish people use € not £
User avatar #14 to #13 - Konigsteiger (06/20/2013) [-]
Forget about North Ireland?
#75 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't they use the Euro in Ireland?
In that case:
>Irishman


choose one.
User avatar #77 to #75 - queenbee (06/20/2013) [-]
Irish people have passports too, they are allowed to leave Ireland.
User avatar #72 - TheBarneyStinson (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The fact that this has over 20k likes indicates that this isn't a user, but a fanpage. This means that by not showing who posted it, you're not protecting their identity, you're ripping them off.

What the hell, OP?
#17 - intrepidy (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I work in an Asda. Cash back only comes in multiples of 10.

We also have lots of change. Seriously, there aren't small Asda stores only big ones, the cash boxes are large, not even much change. 10er, 5er, 3 quid, 50p, 2 20p a 5p and a 2p. If the box didn't have that, she should ask for some more.

One customer did come to me and ask me to change £200 into 50ps. That i could not do.
User avatar #18 to #17 - forgottenmyshorts (06/20/2013) [-]
Well....

That's Asda price
User avatar #81 - sebthebrony (06/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I...
Idon'tgetit
User avatar #91 to #88 - sebthebrony (06/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, I get it now
#79 - itzsquiggle (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)

>asda
>"chav"
yeah I'd say he's irish....
User avatar #82 to #79 - heisenberger (06/20/2013) [-]
Irish people don't have to live in Ireland you know
User avatar #24 - komoikluku ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Makes me proud to be Irish
#23 - animatedshadow (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I call ******** . There's a recession on here, no one has 20 notes.
User avatar #30 to #25 - animatedshadow (06/20/2013) [-]
You're Korean, you have even less than we do
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