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"Not Your Average Masturbator"

massive development of the muscles in his forearm.

Oliver Sykes Shatters Masturbation World
Record
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Vim JP, AU 3 Gin bal Associated News - It' s official, Sykes is the new king of
In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Oliver Sykes achieved 36
in a 24 hour period)
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, [Hitter Sykes remained focused and
aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library
and 3 televisions playing movies at ail times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive deveoh? mment of the muscles in his forearm that Diner Sykes is not your average
masturbatin In an interview with Global Associated News reporters after the record setting event, Glitter Sykes was
quoted as saying, "masturbation for gne is a way affine. I' been training for this day since f was f 3 years aid
and Pin happy with my performance tacky ",
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blacksteve who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.
Mr. Blacksteve was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Diner Sykes said "my immediate goal is to get a
hag at" ice and same lotion on my penis to saa the the burning",
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#1 - twi (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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now that's a record I could beat
User avatar #7 - iamtheblackgoat (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd ask for sauce, but I think Oli provided more than enough
User avatar #4 - thegrimreaver (06/19/2013) [-]
36 times in 24 hours, huh?
If I'd done that, my only question is what to do with the other 23 hours, 24 minutes in the day.
User avatar #10 - metalguitarest (06/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that the name of the vocalist from that **** band Bring Me The Horizon
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#2 - dashgamer (06/19/2013) [-]
Record? This was basically a summation of my daily activities.
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