I will slap a bitch. . What when I my lends A Girl A Sweater She gives it back hetare the end of the day El She washes it and returns it to him as soon as possi
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I will slap a bitch

What when I my lends A Girl A
Sweater
She gives it back
hetare the end of the
day
El She washes it and
returns it to him as
soon as possible
I She adds it Usher
swan sweater
trollation
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User avatar #6 - eatinaintcheatin (06/19/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Or we'll take it home 'by accident' smell it multiple times, sleep next to it and return it a few weeks later.
That's what most girls do when in love.
#38 - sonofposeidon (06/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I once dated this young harlot as a sophomore in high school that stole my favorite hoodie: a navy blue Old Navy. We broke up (since she was a senior) but she TOOK THE HOODIE WITH HER to college. One night, a few months later, my friend and I decided to drive to her campus, about an hour away. We smoked an obscene amount of marijuana and devised a plan. My partner went into the hallway, stripped to the nip and begin scuttling down the hallway making zoidberg noises, attracting the attention of all the residents. While she was distracted, I snuck in her room and locked the door behind me. It didn't take long to find it; the silly harlequin had left it on top of her bed. I escaped through the window, and my friend through the front door after putting his clothes back on . We drove back to his house in triumph, and my hoodie and I have been together ever since. MFW bitches ain't 						****
I once dated this young harlot as a sophomore in high school that stole my favorite hoodie: a navy blue Old Navy. We broke up (since she was a senior) but she TOOK THE HOODIE WITH HER to college. One night, a few months later, my friend and I decided to drive to her campus, about an hour away. We smoked an obscene amount of marijuana and devised a plan. My partner went into the hallway, stripped to the nip and begin scuttling down the hallway making zoidberg noises, attracting the attention of all the residents. While she was distracted, I snuck in her room and locked the door behind me. It didn't take long to find it; the silly harlequin had left it on top of her bed. I escaped through the window, and my friend through the front door after putting his clothes back on . We drove back to his house in triumph, and my hoodie and I have been together ever since. MFW bitches ain't ****
#53 - turbodoosh (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mfw my ex gf still has my favorite old sweater and is wearing it in pictures with her new boyfriend....and then in later pictures he is wearing it. I distinctly remember getting jizz on it once.
#45 - senorfrog (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Some girl asked me if she could borrow my jacket once on a cold night, I said sure since she was kinda cute. We talked and said our good byes and she just started to leave with my jacket, I stopped her and went "Nuh huh, jacket back now." She was mad at me, but I still got jacket.
User avatar #18 - nylak (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have two stolen hoodies from exes. They are comfy, and I am never giving them back.

I'm terrible and I admit it.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nooneofinterest (06/19/2013) [-]
Bitches be crazy
User avatar #50 - dafuqmang ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I JUST REALIZED MY ******* EX GIRLFRIEND STILL HAS MY SWEATSHIRT
#15 - kitsunemochalite (06/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My last bf kept taking my socks, I never wanted them back
#47 - naggerbatch (06/20/2013) [-]
One of my ex's has 4 of my hoodies

Thank you sir for helping me remember
User avatar #25 - JENNAY (06/20/2013) [-]
How can you just keep somebody's sweater and still be able to look at yourself in the mirror each morning?
#96 - dawdawdwa (06/20/2013) [-]
MFW I think of all the stuff people have borrowed and never returned.

I lied. I ******* miss my calculator!
#46 - redbeardfj (06/20/2013) [-]
I gave this one girl my hoodie in some light snow, and she tried to ******* walk off with it.
I got my ******* hoodie back.
User avatar #129 - shadowmaul (06/20/2013) [-]
the best time to wear a striped sweater....is all the time
#106 - byodensbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
What when I my lends A Girl A
Sweater
#19 - LTB (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Took me a while to get my Cashmere sweater back from my friend. But a 						************					 be damned if I didn't get my sweater back from her. I'd kill babies if it mean't all I wore was cashmere
Took me a while to get my Cashmere sweater back from my friend. But a ************ be damned if I didn't get my sweater back from her. I'd kill babies if it mean't all I wore was cashmere
#22 to #19 - kaslin (06/20/2013) [-]
My friend has had her boyfriend's Navy PT sweater for almost three years now, and he knows he's not getting it back.
My friend has had her boyfriend's Navy PT sweater for almost three years now, and he knows he's not getting it back.
#114 - donaldducksdick (06/20/2013) [-]
When my girlfriend borrows my shirts, she washes and gives them back to me a few days later
When my girlfriend borrows my shirts, she washes and gives them back to me a few days later
#97 - anonymoose (06/20/2013) [-]
I have so many missing hoodies.
User avatar #73 - majortomcomics (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My friend Summer borrowed one of mine and I totally thought she forgot it and I was bummed but she came to school two days later and said she fell asleep in it and then washed it for me. Summer is awesome.
User avatar #8 - walhor (06/19/2013) [-]
My EX did this all the time. So ******* annoying.
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